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Daston

6,075 posts

204 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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Matt_N said:
There was also the guy that wanted to connect a sand blasting rig upto his engine in order to port and polish the head!

Think it was from a Honda forum, I cant remember if he had actually done it or was thinking of doing it?
I have a feeling it was a BMW and yes he had done it.

Matt_N

8,903 posts

203 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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Daston said:
Matt_N said:
There was also the guy that wanted to connect a sand blasting rig upto his engine in order to port and polish the head!

Think it was from a Honda forum, I cant remember if he had actually done it or was thinking of doing it?
I have a feeling it was a BMW and yes he had done it.
hehe

alsem

580 posts

191 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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I think it's a scam, I once put water instead of oil into a Suzuki alto to see what happened, it ran remarkably well, lots of steam blowing from the engine block!
But as soon as the water was vaporized, and really nothing was left, it even took 5 minutes at full revs to blow the engine. That was only a small engine..

With a 5 liter V8 from a mustang i think it would take a bit longer to destroy it! or else Americans are just ste at building cars

MK4 Slowride

10,028 posts

209 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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Jesus christ that was a journey, from PH to a Mustang forum to the BMW forum I've just travelleed half the globe sat at my desk here, I'm knackered. Tis a lot of clicks.

The level of idiocy knows no bounds.

rofl

jeff m

4,060 posts

259 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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jodypress said:
jeff m said:
51 posts
Mustang Cobra
It's a pi55 take.

Although I did encounter someone who did something almost as silly, no perm damage though.
A late driver, passed test at twenty, first car. Came into work saying he had changed the oil but it would not start. It would turn over a little but very slowly.
A couple of guys went home with him after work.
I passed his house on the way home so I dropped by too.
As I approached I could hear laughter and see tears running down their faces.
He had overfilled it with oil, I mean really overfilled it, to the point he could almost get no more in.
Not as uncommon as you think, a friend of my brother has recently had to have his engine changed on his 911 (997) as he overfilled with oil and destroyed the engine yikes
Outch, he will not do that again.
My first 911 oil change was an adventure, I put my small oil drainpan under the "dry" sump smile not expecting too much, keeping the larger one for the oil tank. You can guess the restbiggrin

Vipers

32,900 posts

229 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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A friend of mine decided to wash out his battery, god knows why. After said flush he filled it back up with WATER. (This was back around 74).

"Won't take a charge", he told me, so I asked if he had put any battery fluid or acid in it, "WHY?", he asked............................. maybe they are related. laugh




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Vipers

32,900 posts

229 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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tomTVR said:
rofl Reminds me of that guy who thought the engine turned the opposite way when reversing.
Some mothers do have them,

But I know one that did. Believe it was the Heinkel, a bubble car bck in the 50 or 60's, it had a 2 stroke engine, and to reverse, (it had no reverse gear), you stopped the engine, and turned the key the other way, which started the engine the other way, then engaged first, and went astern.

Years ago, my old 150 cc James, which also had a 2 stroke engine was backfiring something awful at the lights, as I let the clutch out, IT WENT BACKWARDS, confused me somewhat, finally realised it must have backfired on the upstroke, pushing it down before TDC thus reversing it......



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planetdave

9,921 posts

254 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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Those that do not study history are doomed to repeat it

jon-

16,511 posts

217 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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Brilliant first reply made the thread for me!

pugwash4x4

7,529 posts

222 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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wjhat about the chap that welded a few bits of random metal to close up some of his turbo vanes.

he didn't think it necessary to worry about the centrepetal forces being exerted on his pigeon st welding- actually he didn't think about it at all- but by god he was going to argue that he knew he was right.

oh the joy of youth!

190E Matt

6,631 posts

215 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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Matt_N said:
Daston said:
Matt_N said:
There was also the guy that wanted to connect a sand blasting rig upto his engine in order to port and polish the head!

Think it was from a Honda forum, I cant remember if he had actually done it or was thinking of doing it?
I have a feeling it was a BMW and yes he had done it.
hehe
http://www.audiforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8...

roflroflrofl



Edited by 190E Matt on Tuesday 9th December 16:08

minimatt1967

17,104 posts

207 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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190E Matt said:
Matt_N said:
Daston said:
Matt_N said:
There was also the guy that wanted to connect a sand blasting rig upto his engine in order to port and polish the head! Think it was from a Honda forum, I cant remember if he had actually done it or was thinking of doing it?
I have a feeling it was a BMW and yes he had done it.
hehe
http://www.audiforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8...roflroflrofl
Edited by 190E Matt on Tuesday 9th December 16:08
What a spacktard of the highest order, special isn't the fking word roflroflroflroflrofl

Gad-Westy

14,578 posts

214 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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jeff m said:
jodypress said:
jeff m said:
51 posts
Mustang Cobra
It's a pi55 take.

Although I did encounter someone who did something almost as silly, no perm damage though.
A late driver, passed test at twenty, first car. Came into work saying he had changed the oil but it would not start. It would turn over a little but very slowly.
A couple of guys went home with him after work.
I passed his house on the way home so I dropped by too.
As I approached I could hear laughter and see tears running down their faces.
He had overfilled it with oil, I mean really overfilled it, to the point he could almost get no more in.
Not as uncommon as you think, a friend of my brother has recently had to have his engine changed on his 911 (997) as he overfilled with oil and destroyed the engine yikes
Outch, he will not do that again.
My first 911 oil change was an adventure, I put my small oil drainpan under the "dry" sump smile not expecting too much, keeping the larger one for the oil tank. You can guess the restbiggrin
roflroflrofl


LukeBird

17,170 posts

210 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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190E Matt said:
Holy lord, he's a fken specialer!!! roflroflrofl

blueyes

4,799 posts

253 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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Oh they're out there:


From a US Porsche forum:

"Been driving the car for over a year and sitting in traffic, my eyes just fell on the tachometer and noticed that the needle reading was about the 600 RPM notch when idle waiting for traffic to move . I'm asking myself WTF, shouldn't the needle be at zero when I'm idle. So I gather from the responses here that this is normal. (first manual transmission)."



minimatt1967

17,104 posts

207 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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blueyes said:
Oh they're out there: From a US Porsche forum: "Been driving the car for over a year and sitting in traffic, my eyes just fell on the tachometer and noticed that the needle reading was about the 600 RPM notch when idle waiting for traffic to move . I'm asking myself WTF, shouldn't the needle be at zero when I'm idle. So I gather from the responses here that this is normal. (first manual transmission)."
You are stting me Right?

jeff666

2,323 posts

192 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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SORRY BOYS THIS WAS A WIND UP ALL ALONG.The guy admitted it on page 23 i think, he done it too see what reaction he would get,it has lasted over a year and made it to loads of forums.

minimatt1967

17,104 posts

207 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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jeff666 said:
SORRY BOYS THIS WAS A WIND UP ALL ALONG.The guy admitted it on page 23 i think, he done it too see what reaction he would get,it has lasted over a year and made it to loads of forums.
hmmm, I can't decide if that's better or worse?

jeff666

2,323 posts

192 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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minimatt1967 said:
jeff666 said:
SORRY BOYS THIS WAS A WIND UP ALL ALONG.The guy admitted it on page 23 i think, he done it too see what reaction he would get,it has lasted over a year and made it to loads of forums.
hmmm, I can't decide if that's better or worse?
Ha ha i know what you mean, but being a yank it wouldnt suprise me if it was true and he was back peddaling.

minimatt1967

17,104 posts

207 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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jeff666 said:
minimatt1967 said:
jeff666 said:
SORRY BOYS THIS WAS A WIND UP ALL ALONG.The guy admitted it on page 23 i think, he done it too see what reaction he would get,it has lasted over a year and made it to loads of forums.
hmmm, I can't decide if that's better or worse?
Ha ha i know what you mean, but being a yank it wouldnt suprise me if it was true and he was back peddaling.
That wouldn't suprise me either!

O/T I see your a local boy wavey