RE: Porsche Panamera - First UK Drive

RE: Porsche Panamera - First UK Drive

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jellison

12,803 posts

278 months

Friday 4th September 2009
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Heard with VW in charge this FATBOY (and the Cayenne) are going to be BINNED at the end of the production run of each and they are going back to being a SPORTSCAR Manufacturer.

Bloody right to - 1,860kg for the Saloon thing and much for the Lard Arse Posh Surrey Tractors.

Silver993tt

9,064 posts

240 months

Friday 4th September 2009
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I love these threads because inevitably it attracts those with no experience of ever owning any kind of Porsche product or those that will never be able to afford one, so they're like small kids who can't (or never will) get their toy smile

jdcampbell

1,231 posts

250 months

Friday 4th September 2009
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Silver993tt said:
I love these threads because inevitably it attracts those with no experience of ever owning any kind of Porsche product or those that will never be able to afford one, so they're like small kids who can't (or never will) get their toy smile
+1

ewenm

28,506 posts

246 months

Friday 4th September 2009
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jellison said:
Heard with VW in charge this FATBOY (and the Cayenne) are going to be BINNED at the end of the production run of each and they are going back to being a SPORTSCAR Manufacturer.

Bloody right to - 1,860kg for the Saloon thing and much for the Lard Arse Posh Surrey Tractors.
Despite the Cayenne being a great money-spinner for Porsche? After all, the world's most profitable car company must be doing something right.

Shape Shifter

5,187 posts

238 months

Friday 4th September 2009
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Silver993tt said:
I love these threads because inevitably it attracts those with no experience of ever owning any kind of Porsche product or those that will never be able to afford one, so they're like small kids who can't (or never will) get their toy smile
Given that you could conceivably pick up a 944 for less than the price of a decent ipod, I doubt that's the case.

Silver993tt

9,064 posts

240 months

Friday 4th September 2009
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Shape Shifter said:
Silver993tt said:
I love these threads because inevitably it attracts those with no experience of ever owning any kind of Porsche product or those that will never be able to afford one, so they're like small kids who can't (or never will) get their toy smile
Given that you could conceivably pick up a 944 for less than the price of a decent ipod, I doubt that's the case.
ok, I should have qualified that as current product range since we're talking about the Panamera and in particular the Panamera Turbo since that is the subject of the articlesmile

Edited by Silver993tt on Friday 4th September 11:04

ewenm

28,506 posts

246 months

Friday 4th September 2009
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Silver993tt said:
Shape Shifter said:
Silver993tt said:
I love these threads because inevitably it attracts those with no experience of ever owning any kind of Porsche product or those that will never be able to afford one, so they're like small kids who can't (or never will) get their toy smile
Given that you could conceivably pick up a 944 for less than the price of a decent ipod, I doubt that's the case.
ok, I should have qualified that as current product range smile
Not including pipes, slippers, caps, coats, keyrings, pens, etc? wink

Silver993tt

9,064 posts

240 months

Friday 4th September 2009
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ewenm said:
Silver993tt said:
Shape Shifter said:
Silver993tt said:
I love these threads because inevitably it attracts those with no experience of ever owning any kind of Porsche product or those that will never be able to afford one, so they're like small kids who can't (or never will) get their toy smile
Given that you could conceivably pick up a 944 for less than the price of a decent ipod, I doubt that's the case.
ok, I should have qualified that as current product range smile
Not including pipes, slippers, caps, coats, keyrings, pens, etc? wink
Well, many posting on here are so green around the ears on the current Porsche product range (as is obvious by the less than thought out posts), they haven't got a hope in hell of understanding anything about the older air/oil cooled cars.

jellison

12,803 posts

278 months

Friday 4th September 2009
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ewenm said:
jellison said:
Heard with VW in charge this FATBOY (and the Cayenne) are going to be BINNED at the end of the production run of each and they are going back to being a SPORTSCAR Manufacturer.

Bloody right to - 1,860kg for the Saloon thing and much for the Lard Arse Posh Surrey Tractors.
Despite the Cayenne being a great money-spinner for Porsche? After all, the world's most profitable car company must be doing something right.
Cobblers - they have gone from considering buying VW about 18 months back to just about to be bought by VW winkwink

These lard arse things are what make Porsche look stupid (yep make them alot of cash).

Gridl0k

1,058 posts

184 months

Friday 4th September 2009
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"unless and until you decide to 'unleash the beast' that lurks beneath that iconically styled bonnet. "

I read this as "ironically styled bonnet".

My way makes more sense.

Porsche - DESIGN A NEW CAR!

Two Stallions

1,329 posts

177 months

Friday 4th September 2009
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Can anyone point me to a post/journo report where they say the Panamera is good looking, let alone a stunner? 99% of the buying public decide whether they're going to buy purely by the aesthetics, just take the TT as an example!

Silver993tt

9,064 posts

240 months

Friday 4th September 2009
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Two Stallions said:
Can anyone point me to a post/journo report where they say the Panamera is good looking, let alone a stunner? 99% of the buying public decide whether they're going to buy purely by the aesthetics, just take the TT as an example!
Well of course a motoring journalist won't say a completely new model is 'good looking', that wouldn't create a story or debate - which is what they are after and looks like they have succeeded in this thread smile

Renn Sport

2,761 posts

210 months

Friday 4th September 2009
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That thing is not a GT car. Its a super saloon the likes of the M5. Is it as good as an M5 though?

If the latest issue of CAR is to belived Ferdinand Piech (grandson to Proff Porsche) is now controlling Porsche and will hopefully kill this car stone dead.

Its ugly, Porsche have used little imagination in its god awful creation.


Chris-R

756 posts

188 months

Friday 4th September 2009
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j123 said:
Seems the Germans, the Saudi's and Asians will like this. Ok then...

I rather trusted Mr. Towler's PH (ex-chief road tester at Autocar) review more...

"Gearshifts quicken, suspensions firm up and soon it’s possible to push this limo hard – harder than seems logically possible. Naturally, there’s understeer initially, but with the roads slick following a rain shower, it’s surprisingly easy to feel the rear moving around through the tighter stuff. The trouble is, you really find yourself worrying about taking up so much road space, and the width is constantly on your mind, with regular sharp intakes of breath when a truck comes the other way.
Admirable then, but engaging? Perhaps not. With 395bhp hauling 1,860kg it’s rapid, but there’s the feeling that it’s more noise than stupendous acceleration – worrying when our test car costs nearly £90,000 with extras and with all those 500bhp+ sports saloons existing at up to thirty grand less. The PDK gearbox is generally impressive, but it occasionally gets caught out by rapid shifting near the red line; the gap between second and third gear seems a bit of a hollow and the user interface is still annoying (and back to front). And while you can’t really fault the way the major controls ultimately work, they seem to lack that special quality you’d associate with a Porsche. The steering is okay, but (particularly on those cars equipped with Servotronic steering - which we only found out about after the drive) it’s not especially communicative, while the brakes (carbon on this 4S) grab very quickly and then have quite a long pedal travel. That’s not very Porsche-like....

But at any rate, however impressive it is, at some point you’ve got to park and climb out of it, at which point you re-enter the debate about how it looks, and that – coupled with the way it drives – has so far left me cold. That lack of passion, with that badge on the nose, is as surprising as it is disappointing."
It may not be 911-like, of course, but people seem to be forgetting it's a 2000kgs, 5m saloon car. Perhaps the 911 style cues (or the badge) are colouring expectations here. Accept it for what it is - an uber-barge - and it's a fantastic machine.

Chemical Ali

912 posts

218 months

Friday 4th September 2009
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I bet it is a fantastic machine. But it must be possible to make it look good? Astons soon to be offering, Lambos 5 door and even the M5 are ok. This is so ugly. SOOOOO ugly. And is probably sooooo good to drive.

The cabin looks great!

Two Stallions

1,329 posts

177 months

Friday 4th September 2009
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I suppose some may say, "why look at the mantlepiece whilst porking the fire!" biggrin

JoePublic

220 posts

177 months

Friday 4th September 2009
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Great review, but I'm slightly disturbed by the suggestion that some PHers might be golfers. Apart from the Chim owners of course, we already make allowances for them. biggrin

Gridl0k

1,058 posts

184 months

Friday 4th September 2009
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JoePublic said:
Great review, but I'm slightly disturbed by the suggestion that some PHers might be golfers. Apart from the Chim owners of course, we already make allowances for them. biggrin
Golf-playing string-backed-glove-wearing types wander by occasionally; that's why there's a Xantia on the homepage, to ward them off.

Zod

35,295 posts

259 months

Friday 4th September 2009
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Silver993tt said:
I love these threads because inevitably it attracts those with no experience of ever owning any kind of Porsche product or those that will never be able to afford one, so they're like small kids who can't (or never will) get their toy smile
a lot of people can afford a 1990s model like you.

Edited by Zod on Friday 4th September 15:29

Silver993tt

9,064 posts

240 months

Friday 4th September 2009
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Zod said:
Silver993tt said:
I love these threads because inevitably it attracts those with no experience of ever owning any kind of Porsche product or those that will never be able to afford one, so they're like small kids who can't (or never will) get their toy smile
a lot of people can afford a 1990s model like you.

Edited by Zod on Friday 4th September 15:29
You didn't read my post following that one.

Edited by Silver993tt on Friday 4th September 15:36