Oh dear, my grandparents have just.....

Oh dear, my grandparents have just.....

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T89 Callan

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8,422 posts

194 months

Saturday 12th September 2009
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......washed their car with a brillo pad!!!!!!!!!!!

I came home after a trip out, noticed my Grandparent fairly tidy Micra was surrounded by water and a bucket and hose, "it must have been washed I thought, but wait why does it appear to be battleship grey and not the bright silver it was?"

On closer inspection the whole thing has been rubbed down with a brillo pad, it looks like it's been sanded down ready for a respray.

I pointed this out to them and they insisted they used an old brillo pad that 'had gone soft' and that 'it was fine'. They really won't accept it is now ruined, in couple of places were there was birdst they have gone right through the paint as well.

Suffice to say I won't be getting the T-cut out.

Old people, just can't tell them anything.

kavanagh

555 posts

195 months

Saturday 12th September 2009
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Bless their little rather high pulled up cotton socks.silly

71notout

3,674 posts

238 months

Saturday 12th September 2009
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Paint it matt black for them biggrin

Martin_Bpool

299 posts

207 months

Saturday 12th September 2009
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Chrome wrap... That'll make it shine again.

T89 Callan

Original Poster:

8,422 posts

194 months

Saturday 12th September 2009
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Surely this has to be one of the worst ever attempts at a car wash?

I may have to get the matt Black rattle cans out and give it a T89 special like this.


texasjohn

3,687 posts

232 months

Saturday 12th September 2009
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Any chance of some pics, you know, just for comedy value?

My grandfather (may he rest in peace) once bought a then-three year old ex fleet mondeo with about 90k on the clock. It was lovely for the money and in really good order, other than it needed a small amount of work on one of the dark metallic body colour bumpers.

Now you or I would put a couple of hundred quid the way of the chipsaway man, but not my grandfather. Oh no. Dark grey gaffa tape (you know the stuff) and brushed touch up paint!

Parents told us on no uncertain terms were we to tell him what a mess it looked as it might upset him!


My father is now an OAP, he has recently purchased a new shape E class diesel, the E250 which is not a bad choice. Fuel injector went pop after a couple of thousand miles and he is trying to reject the car some three days later as they are awaiting a part from Germany!

So anyone trying to get in touch with a constantly engaged Gloucestershire trading standards or even MBHQ Milton Keynes I would just like to offer my apologies...

Jasandjules

69,957 posts

230 months

Saturday 12th September 2009
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It's only a Micra.....

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Saturday 12th September 2009
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T89 Callan said:
they used an old brillo pad that 'had gone soft'
Clearly it wasn't only the Brillo pad which had got old and gone soft frown

northandy

3,496 posts

222 months

Saturday 12th September 2009
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T89 Callan said:
......washed their car with a brillo pad!!!!!!!!!!!

I came home after a trip out, noticed my Grandparent fairly tidy Micra was surrounded by water and a bucket and hose, "it must have been washed I thought, but wait why does it appear to be battleship grey and not the bright silver it was?"

On closer inspection the whole thing has been rubbed down with a brillo pad, it looks like it's been sanded down ready for a respray.

I pointed this out to them and they insisted they used an old brillo pad that 'had gone soft' and that 'it was fine'. They really won't accept it is now ruined, in couple of places were there was birdst they have gone right through the paint as well.

Suffice to say I won't be getting the T-cut out.

Old people, just can't tell them anything.
Oh dear, at least they got the bird do off !

OnTheOverrun

3,965 posts

178 months

Saturday 12th September 2009
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T89 Callan said:
Surely this has to be one of the worst ever attempts at a car wash?

I may have to get the matt Black rattle cans out and give it a T89 special like this.

I may regret asking this question, but why have you painted your bonnet black?

FreeLitres

6,051 posts

178 months

Saturday 12th September 2009
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T89 Callan said:
Grandparent...Micra..
As expected.

Next!

Uhura_Fighter

7,018 posts

184 months

Saturday 12th September 2009
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OnTheOverrun said:
T89 Callan said:
Surely this has to be one of the worst ever attempts at a car wash?

I may have to get the matt Black rattle cans out and give it a T89 special like this.

I may regret asking this question, but why have you painted your bonnet black?
Well it looks better.




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shalmaneser

5,936 posts

196 months

Saturday 12th September 2009
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OnTheOverrun said:
T89 Callan said:
Surely this has to be one of the worst ever attempts at a car wash?

I may have to get the matt Black rattle cans out and give it a T89 special like this.

I may regret asking this question, but why have you painted your bonnet black?
originally done by some rallyists in order to stop the sunlight reflecting off the bonnet in the evening while driving stages. Now quite a popular 'style' mod. Can look good in some applications IMO, although not all...


shalmaneser

5,936 posts

196 months

Saturday 12th September 2009
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OnTheOverrun said:
T89 Callan said:
Surely this has to be one of the worst ever attempts at a car wash?

I may have to get the matt Black rattle cans out and give it a T89 special like this.

I may regret asking this question, but why have you painted your bonnet black?
originally done by some rallyists in order to stop the sunlight reflecting off the bonnet in the evening while driving stages. Now quite a popular 'style' mod. Can look good in some applications IMO, although not all...


T89 Callan

Original Poster:

8,422 posts

194 months

Saturday 12th September 2009
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OnTheOverrun said:
T89 Callan said:
Surely this has to be one of the worst ever attempts at a car wash?

I may have to get the matt Black rattle cans out and give it a T89 special like this.

I may regret asking this question, but why have you painted your bonnet black?
And I ask you... why wouldn't I paint the bonnet black?

I like it and it's just for fun.


FourWheelDrift

88,574 posts

285 months

Saturday 12th September 2009
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T89 Callan said:
Oh dear, my grandparents have just...........washed their car with a brillo pad!!!!!!!!!!!
Perhaps they think it's a DeLorean?

T89 Callan

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8,422 posts

194 months

Saturday 12th September 2009
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FourWheelDrift said:
T89 Callan said:
Oh dear, my grandparents have just...........washed their car with a brillo pad!!!!!!!!!!!
Perhaps they think it's a DeLorean?
I'll get some pics tomorrow but it now looks like it has been painted in bttleship grey.

VxDuncan

2,850 posts

235 months

Saturday 12th September 2009
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Standard mod for the ricers is a carbon fibre bonnet (theory of removing weight high up / at the ends of the car to reduce its polar moment). Now having spent a lot on a carbon fibre bonnet you don't want to paint it, as no-one would know! Think that's where the style comes from.

Our old neighbours used to wash the "Keeping up appearances" Rover 216 SLi that they used for travelling to bible discussion with Jif every Saturday at 9am, come rain or shine, even in weather so cold the water on the tarmac would freeze. It was quite satisfying watching the paint slowly loose its sheen!

Edited by VxDuncan on Saturday 12th September 21:47

glazbagun

14,283 posts

198 months

Saturday 12th September 2009
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My then-young sister did this to my mum's van while she was out as a surprise present. It was a surprise alright. hehe

TheRoadWarrior

1,241 posts

179 months

Sunday 13th September 2009
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Uhura_Fighter said:
OnTheOverrun said:
I may regret asking this question, but why have you painted your bonnet black?
Well it looks better.




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Was it a drift session... or were you in the process of binning-it as this was taken? :-D

Brillo-pad eh? Thats a good effort! Most people dont give car care much thought tho, Dad always used this abrasive bush to clean his alloys until i pointed out to him that they were 'painted' silver.. just like the paint on the rest of the car so using a sponge and soapy water was the way forward :-)