RE: BMW M Division Wants A 1-series M

RE: BMW M Division Wants A 1-series M

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L100NYY

35,216 posts

243 months

Monday 16th November 2009
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LHD said:
L100NYY said:
Having owned an original 2002tii I was quite intrigued by the potential of the name coming back with the 1 Series Concept tii but that seemed to have disappeared and then morphed into some upgraded parts that Evo are now trying out on their long termer.

It woud be great to see a light(er) 1'er but I think it will be pretty unlikely imho, a real shame as the tii looked great, even the interior is pretty focused ie no buttons on the steering wheel, no nav etc -


Loon in 'lightweight BMW's are awesome' shocker. hehe
Bizarre huh! thumbup

UncappedTag

2,102 posts

185 months

Monday 16th November 2009
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L100NYY said:
Having owned an original 2002tii I was quite intrigued by the potential of the name coming back with the 1 Series Concept tii but that seemed to have disappeared and then morphed into some upgraded parts that Evo are now trying out on their long termer.

It woud be great to see a light(er) 1'er but I think it will be pretty unlikely imho, a real shame as the tii looked great, even the interior is pretty focused ie no buttons on the steering wheel, no nav etc -


This looks awesome. What are the specs on this?

adycav

7,615 posts

217 months

Monday 16th November 2009
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R66STU said:
(This will be a good car IF its made)if this car is in the 40k bracket then only to**ers will buy it, you know the type.. bluetooth headsets shirt and tie,oakley sunglasses ect...

ok maybe i was a bit harsh, but all i am saying is i actually like this car, would actually want to buy one if it was launched at a resonable price.
confused

So if someone buys a car that you like, but can't afford, then they are a tosser?

How very odd.

RobM77

35,349 posts

234 months

Monday 16th November 2009
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adycav said:
R66STU said:
(This will be a good car IF its made)if this car is in the 40k bracket then only to**ers will buy it, you know the type.. bluetooth headsets shirt and tie,oakley sunglasses ect...

ok maybe i was a bit harsh, but all i am saying is i actually like this car, would actually want to buy one if it was launched at a resonable price.
confused

So if someone buys a car that you like, but can't afford, then they are a tosser?

How very odd.
There are enthusiasts out there with budgets ranging from £50 to £500,000. All it needs is for a car to be good enough and car enthusiasts will buy it.

Mr Whippy

29,042 posts

241 months

Monday 16th November 2009
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adycav said:
R66STU said:
(This will be a good car IF its made)if this car is in the 40k bracket then only to**ers will buy it, you know the type.. bluetooth headsets shirt and tie,oakley sunglasses ect...

ok maybe i was a bit harsh, but all i am saying is i actually like this car, would actually want to buy one if it was launched at a resonable price.
confused

So if someone buys a car that you like, but can't afford, then they are a tosser?

How very odd.
They said bluetooth and headsets, and shirt, and oakleys etc...

That sounds like half the st drivers I see on the roads, who I would then class tossers.

Why can't we stereotype tossers, because it's clear most of the top-end models in all brands these days just attract 90% tossers, and 10% enthusiasts... if that.

Dave

SleeperCell

5,591 posts

242 months

Monday 16th November 2009
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nav p said:
I bet this car already exists in the BMW M factory....
probably this one
http://www.worldcarfans.com/109101322385/reader-sp...

looks promising but I bet they give it one of their stupid new model names like Mdrive1gayi when something simple like M135i would be perfectly fine

SleeperCell

5,591 posts

242 months

Monday 16th November 2009
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ZOLLAR said:
I'd love to see a proper M claass 1 series!
I'd also like to see BMW do a concept for a Mid engined supercar again possibly under the M1 badge again even if they didnt do it (current economical climate) it would still be nice to revive it
i dont think the original M1 got enough credit!!
Another concept? Did you somehow miss the bright orange M1 Homage in 2008? even that concept three cylinder eco car thing they wheeled out recently was quite clearly meant to look like a modern M1.

R66STU

273 posts

176 months

Monday 16th November 2009
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(So if someone buys a car that you like, but can't afford, then they are a tosser?

How very odd)


You have a good point, i didnt mean it to come accross like that though.. appologies for offending any P.Hers .. (i admit i was an arse)

astrsxi77

302 posts

221 months

Monday 16th November 2009
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Well here's my recommendation to "M" division;

It needs to feel safe and secure so we must start with a minimum kerb weight of 1655kgs. If the standard shell doesn't meet this target, feel free to fill the cavities with lead.

Start with a nice sporty Diesel engine, perhaps chipped to 352bhp at a heady 5100rpm , add a superduper "M Tec" body kit with de rigueur 21" alloys. Mate to a 9-speed automated DSG-a-tronic that can change gear before you've even thought about touching the paddle and promptly does just that. Remember the "POWER" button because I just won't accept a car without one anymore.

As for the chassis, well you can't even contemplate launching an "M" product without ADIFU (Active Drive It For You) and the One should be no exception. Why should I, as its potential buyer, need to worry about actually having to drive it!? That's just not what the "M" synergy is about.

Then, throw in all the toys such as LED uplighters that illuminate all "M" badges, Sat-Nav headrest technology and a plasma screen that greets you with the new "M" division mission statement - "Marketing" - "Making Money" - "Mumbojumbo"

Finally, set Nurburgring lap record to simulate real world driving conditions and start a never ending argument over the legitimacy of the time with Japanese and American rival manufacturers.

People, I give you the M 1-Series D. I'll have mine in Synergy Silver.

Hellbound

2,500 posts

176 months

Monday 16th November 2009
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I demand wide arch tomfoolery!

RobM77

35,349 posts

234 months

Monday 16th November 2009
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astrsxi77 said:
Well here's my recommendation to "M" division;

It needs to feel safe and secure so we must start with a minimum kerb weight of 1655kgs. If the standard shell doesn't meet this target, feel free to fill the cavities with lead.

Start with a nice sporty Diesel engine, perhaps chipped to 352bhp at a heady 5100rpm , add a superduper "M Tec" body kit with de rigueur 21" alloys. Mate to a 9-speed automated DSG-a-tronic that can change gear before you've even thought about touching the paddle and promptly does just that. Remember the "POWER" button because I just won't accept a car without one anymore.

As for the chassis, well you can't even contemplate launching an "M" product without ADIFU (Active Drive It For You) and the One should be no exception. Why should I, as its potential buyer, need to worry about actually having to drive it!? That's just not what the "M" synergy is about.

Then, throw in all the toys such as LED uplighters that illuminate all "M" badges, Sat-Nav headrest technology and a plasma screen that greets you with the new "M" division mission statement - "Marketing" - "Making Money" - "Mumbojumbo"

Finally, set Nurburgring lap record to simulate real world driving conditions and start a never ending argument over the legitimacy of the time with Japanese and American rival manufacturers.

People, I give you the M 1-Series D. I'll have mine in Synergy Silver.
hehe very good.

BMWs are still great to drive (well, the ones that don't suffer from the dreaded DBW lag), but I can't help but agree with you and think they're injected with too much marketing crap. I feel that BMW should concentrate on what they do best, which is well balanced drivers' cars that are practical enough to use everyday, and M cars which slide the balance further towards driving enjoyment. If it ain't broke...

aeropilot

34,612 posts

227 months

Monday 16th November 2009
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SleeperCell said:
nav p said:
I bet this car already exists in the BMW M factory....
probably this one
http://www.worldcarfans.com/109101322385/reader-sp...
Yup......very unlikely to be an X-drive prototype and very likely the '1M' given what it looks like (wheels, CF roof panel etc.,etc) and more importantly where it was photographed.

Engine is rumoured to be more likely to be a 4 cyl turbo rather than a six...?

astrsxi77

302 posts

221 months

Monday 16th November 2009
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RobM77 said:
astrsxi77 said:
Well here's my recommendation to "M" division;

It needs to feel safe and secure so we must start with a minimum kerb weight of 1655kgs. If the standard shell doesn't meet this target, feel free to fill the cavities with lead.

Start with a nice sporty Diesel engine, perhaps chipped to 352bhp at a heady 5100rpm , add a superduper "M Tec" body kit with de rigueur 21" alloys. Mate to a 9-speed automated DSG-a-tronic that can change gear before you've even thought about touching the paddle and promptly does just that. Remember the "POWER" button because I just won't accept a car without one anymore.

As for the chassis, well you can't even contemplate launching an "M" product without ADIFU (Active Drive It For You) and the One should be no exception. Why should I, as its potential buyer, need to worry about actually having to drive it!? That's just not what the "M" synergy is about.

Then, throw in all the toys such as LED uplighters that illuminate all "M" badges, Sat-Nav headrest technology and a plasma screen that greets you with the new "M" division mission statement - "Marketing" - "Making Money" - "Mumbojumbo"

Finally, set Nurburgring lap record to simulate real world driving conditions and start a never ending argument over the legitimacy of the time with Japanese and American rival manufacturers.

People, I give you the M 1-Series D. I'll have mine in Synergy Silver.
hehe very good.

BMWs are still great to drive (well, the ones that don't suffer from the dreaded DBW lag), but I can't help but agree with you and think they're injected with too much marketing crap. I feel that BMW should concentrate on what they do best, which is well balanced drivers' cars that are practical enough to use everyday, and M cars which slide the balance further towards driving enjoyment. If it ain't broke...
Well, maybe it's unfair of me to pick on BMW so savagely as this attitude seems to effect all mainstream manufacturers, but then M, that most prominent of tuning arms (it stands for MOTORSPORT for Christ sake!) has a rich history of racing cars for the road, making the current output seem all the more cynical.

Herman Toothrot

6,702 posts

198 months

Monday 16th November 2009
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The 1 series 2 door coupe (not the bread van) looks the best BMW for several years in my mind. There was a fully kitted 135i on the BMW stand at the Silverstone GP and I'd have not for a moment hesitated to have chosen it over an M3.

A Honda DC2 type R inspired 135i based "M" car would be great. I say DC2 inspired as the last CSL was still really lardy and more of an IT geek show off car than a drivers car.

L100NYY

35,216 posts

243 months

Monday 16th November 2009
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Herman Toothrot said:
The 1 series 2 door coupe (not the bread van) looks the best BMW for several years in my mind. There was a fully kitted 135i on the BMW stand at the Silverstone GP and I'd have not for a moment hesitated to have chosen it over an M3.

A Honda DC2 type R inspired 135i based "M" car would be great. I say DC2 inspired as the last CSL was still really lardy and more of an IT geek show off car than a drivers car.
I wouldn't say 1385kg is particularly lardy but something even lighter perhaps with a revvy 4cyl lump would be good fun.

Lil' Joe

1,548 posts

186 months

Monday 16th November 2009
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R66STU said:
I think i get the idea of this car and who its aimed at..youngerish drivers that cant afford to insure/run/buy an M3..
Believe me, young drivers have no hope of insuring a 135i!

Gridl0k

1,058 posts

183 months

Monday 16th November 2009
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E21_Ross said:
R66STU said:
(This will be a good car IF its made)if this car is in the 40k bracket then only to**ers will buy it, you know the type.. bluetooth headsets shirt and tie,oakley sunglasses ect...
hopefully the days of bluetooth head sets are over...the cars have the system built in so no need now!! oakleys sun glasses are horrible too! ray bans all the way smile
Of all the people I see using their mobiles whilst driving, it does strike me that a massive proportion of them are BMW, Merc, even Aston, Range Rover, etc.

My car cost 5K and it has a fully integrated bluetooth handsfree kit - what is these people's excuse?

bakerjuk

268 posts

191 months

Monday 16th November 2009
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£35k for a 1 series .. a Fully loaded Bathurst VXR8 will be cheaper than a 1M.. At least there will be choice, but its going to be an expensive one.

Personally. I would scrap pretty much all the gizmos and gadgets from Aircon and Stereo, to carpets and door cards. Someone who buys an M is interested in performance, not having rouched leather door cards. I do think they would need to keep a level of sound proofing, and maybe some clip in matts so as to keep it clean. I reckon they could save £5k from not putting all the crap in it and sell it for £32k .. Would certainly get more people interested.

Gridl0k

1,058 posts

183 months

Monday 16th November 2009
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Keep fit windows!






Herman Toothrot

6,702 posts

198 months

Monday 16th November 2009
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L100NYY said:
Herman Toothrot said:
The 1 series 2 door coupe (not the bread van) looks the best BMW for several years in my mind. There was a fully kitted 135i on the BMW stand at the Silverstone GP and I'd have not for a moment hesitated to have chosen it over an M3.

A Honda DC2 type R inspired 135i based "M" car would be great. I say DC2 inspired as the last CSL was still really lardy and more of an IT geek show off car than a drivers car.
I wouldn't say 1385kg is particularly lardy but something even lighter perhaps with a revvy 4cyl lump would be good fun.
1385kg is a heavy weight though when you think it should be something that should happily take to trackdays etc.

DC2 1160kg

Ok rwd and 2 extra cylinders + turbos will add weight but this will be a car that costs significantly more than the new price of a DC2 so using more alloy components, carbon panels more upto date technology etc it shouldn't be an unrealistic aim. Mazda got the mk3 MX5 in at 1100kg.