Horrors in the PH Classifieds

[anonymous-user]

Bolognese said:

I quite like the look of the front of it Looks crap from behind though.

The car doesn't look too bad, the problem is when you buy it, you would end up being a character from The Fast and the Furious.

You would buy a baseball cap and drive with your seat in full recline and one handed knuckle clenched grip on the wheel.

Drifting around Tesco car park at night with neons and your jail bait girlfriend riding shotgun.

You would be using the nos purge to frighten old women at crossing.

You would end up having mates called Daz, Baz, Caz and go cruising around town, racing each other up the high street watching out for the fuzz.

This car would turn you.

[mattnunn]

VR6 Turbo said:

at least he protected the reg number of it, including the tax disc?

VR

I expect David Haye will be wanting that plate back as soon as it can be transferred, I wouldn't want to argue with him.

[Sam1990]

The Spruce goose said:

The car doesn't look too bad, the problem is when you buy it, you would end up being a character from The Fast and the Furious.

You would buy a baseball cap and drive with your seat in full recline and one handed knuckle clenched grip on the wheel.

Drifting around Tesco car park at night with neons and your jail bait girlfriend riding shotgun.

You would be using the nos purge to frighten old women at crossing.

You would end up having mates called Daz, Baz, Caz and go cruising around town, racing each other up the high street watching out for the fuzz.

This car would turn you.

Sounds like a past experience?

[m8rky]

MercScot said:

Not Pistonheads, but, I am missing something here? The listing (spelling mistakes excepted) reads as if the car is perfect. Considering early 2002 cars can be had for 12-14k in really good nick, I just don't get it!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Prestigous-White-Mercede...

"very rear" "trip tonic"

[Fun Bus]

MercScot said:

Not Pistonheads, but, I am missing something here? The listing (spelling mistakes excepted) reads as if the car is perfect. Considering early 2002 cars can be had for 12-14k in really good nick, I just don't get it!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Prestigous-White-Mercede...

Am I missing something you're saying?! The car is fked!

Is it just me that reads the seller "not having time to complete it" as: "I've found out something that means it's now cost-prohibitive to repair properly"?

Edited by Fun Bus on Thursday 27th October 05:12

[AV12]

Spotted this - has it been featured. ?



http://pistonheads.co.uk/sales/3277121.htm

Goodness, it's awful.

For anybody that says "I like that,"...I'm collecting PH Memberships on the count of bad taste

[Negative Creep]

I drive that repeatedly into a wall whilst pouring acid in my eyes

[AV12]

[LukeSi]

AV12 said:

Spotted this - has it been featured. ?



http://pistonheads.co.uk/sales/3277121.htm

Goodness, it's awful.

For anybody that says "I like that,"...I'm collecting PH Memberships on the count of bad taste

Hang on, is that a fking Punto?

IT BURNS IT BURNS!

[AV12]

It's a Punto. But let's get in detail here.

Note the "Speedster" humps
..suicide doors
...but

The interior is in fkING CREAM AND BROWN!!

[TonyRPH]

AV12 said:

Spotted this - has it been featured. ?



http://pistonheads.co.uk/sales/3277121.htm

Goodness, it's awful.

For anybody that says "I like that,"...I'm collecting PH Memberships on the count of bad taste

advert said:

No body part is standard on the car anymore bar the floor.

With the roof being chopped off, I would have thought if anything, modifications to the floor would have been the very first thing to do...

[CraigyMc]

AV12 said:

The interior is in fkING CREAM AND BROWN!!

I don't wanna

Edited by CraigyMc on Friday 28th October 08:44

[angry jock]

TonyRPH said:

With the roof being chopped off, I would have thought if anything, modifications to the floor would have been the very first thing to do...

That is truely awful! However you are aware that Fiat did make a Punto Cabriolet. It should look like this.

[DannyScene]

TonyRPH said:

The body kit is a little bit 'busy' but I actually like that.

Do I hand in my PH membership card now?

I agree with you, I'd actually drive that although not near any of my friends, the piss taking would be never ending.

[SeanyD]

I'm usually the worlds biggest fan of all Elise/Exige variants, with the exception of this:

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/3036866.htm

One of a kind? Thank goodness!

[OllieC]

SeanyD said:

I'm usually the worlds biggest fan of all Elise/Exige variants, with the exception of this:

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/3036866.htm

One of a kind? Thank goodness!

'harrods' green eh ? Hmmm doesnt look right in that colour thats for sure !

Edited by OllieC on Friday 28th October 10:11

[madal]

DannyScene said:

TonyRPH said:

The body kit is a little bit 'busy' but I actually like that.

Do I hand in my PH membership card now?

I agree with you, I'd actually drive that although not near any of my friends, the piss taking would be never ending.

and dressed like the stig so no one can see who you are

[TonyRPH]

angry jock said:

TonyRPH said:

With the roof being chopped off, I would have thought if anything, modifications to the floor would have been the very first thing to do...

That is truely awful! However you are aware that Fiat did make a Punto Cabriolet. It should look like this.

Ah, I didn't realise they actually did a cabrio version of that. I don't think I have ever seen one. Although perhaps if I had done, I probably had my eyes closed to avoid the pain.

It's not a pretty car is it...?

[AV12]

Car 1 of 1? Now there's a surprise. Can't put my finger on why

[anonymous-user]

looks like st colour.