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Dooshbag
8,169 posts
62 months
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AstonV12 said: That is utterly vile !
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mgtony
1,475 posts
60 months
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die fahrt said: Cooky said: AstonV12 said: kambites said: Cooky said: kambites said: Doesn't look particularly bad to me. I've certainly seen far worse. But would you wish to be seen driving it?....Methinks Not  I've never been particularly bothered by image, so if it was cheap for what it was, yes. Wouldn' take much to make it look fairly standard again anyway. It looks better than anything BMW currently produce anyway. The car has had 30k spent on it and you think you can revert it to tasteful from tasteless without significant expense? However much you spent on it it will always be lacking in taste, it is what it is, a pile of crap yesterdays chavwagon. er, std interior £100, std bumpers, wheels and lights £200, and you can recoup more than that by re-selling the tat. et voila, a nice 3.2l E36 Errr, which you would have just paid £7000 for. 
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900T-R
18,683 posts
127 months
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Including a motherload of ICE that would probably be enough for 3 proper systems, so you can flog at least 2/3s of it on the Bay...
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Rouleur
4,464 posts
59 months
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mgtony said: die fahrt said: Cooky said: AstonV12 said: kambites said: Cooky said: kambites said: Doesn't look particularly bad to me. I've certainly seen far worse. But would you wish to be seen driving it?....Methinks Not I've never been particularly bothered by image, so if it was cheap for what it was, yes. Wouldn' take much to make it look fairly standard again anyway. It looks better than anything BMW currently produce anyway. The car has had 30k spent on it and you think you can revert it to tasteful from tasteless without significant expense? However much you spent on it it will always be lacking in taste, it is what it is, a pile of crap yesterdays chavwagon. er, std interior £100, std bumpers, wheels and lights £200, and you can recoup more than that by re-selling the tat. et voila, a nice 3.2l E36 Errr, which you would have just paid £7000 for. Yeah, bargain, and who thinks that the kind of idiot who makes their car look like that will have sorted the engine, breaks *, suspension etc properly? It will be a shed, for the same cost as a nice M3 Evo. - that's how it's usually spelt in this kind of advert...
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Dooshbag
8,169 posts
62 months
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Suzuki Swift anyone ? http://www.pistonheads.com/SALES/889883.htm The advert does it for me... "this is mi love ov min life but she gt 2 go, is a swifft gls is a pukker car well luck after i av had it 4 ages cd dvd player k and n waght diff teem dyamics rims roal cage neons pust start sparcco harness sub amp all hidon custom paint job insed i an gt 2 sparco bukit seats 4 it wot i will chuk in is a 2 seater roof scoop nice exhaust all way from d cat is dun 39k spent 4k on it all in all gd car is gt tax till october and test enny more info call us on 07969307547 mi name is kieron and i send u sum more piks i live in sheffield and oxford is u waner look i wont 2500 0r non as i need 2 sell her so i take offers" My disabled 4 year old niece can spell better than that, Kieron.
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Mr2Mike
9,622 posts
125 months
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kambites said: Doesn't look particularly bad to me.  I've seen worse but it's still a hideous monstrosity. The only redeeming the feature the car has is the engine, and for the same money you could get a tidy M3 that would come with the appropriate brakes and suspension and wouldn't look like a homage to chav fashion. Who in their right mind would even consider this? Spelling in the Swift advert is epic. Just waiting for the cries of "Dyslexia!" 
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Elroy Blue
5,729 posts
62 months
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Dooshbag said: Suzuki Swift anyone ? http://www.pistonheads.com/SALES/889883.htmThe advert does it for me... "this is mi love ov min life but she gt 2 go, is a swifft gls is a pukker car well luck after i av had it 4 ages cd dvd player k and n waght diff teem dyamics rims roal cage neons pust start sparcco harness sub amp all hidon custom paint job insed i an gt 2 sparco bukit seats 4 it wot i will chuk in is a 2 seater roof scoop nice exhaust all way from d cat is dun 39k spent 4k on it all in all gd car is gt tax till october and test enny more info call us on 07969307547 mi name is kieron and i send u sum more piks i live in sheffield and oxford is u waner look i wont 2500 0r non as i need 2 sell her so i take offers" My disabled 4 year old niece can spell better than that, Kieron. I have no idea what that advert says! But Kieron, if you've used 'text' speak to try and shorten the ad, can I point out that 'enny' has more letters than the good, old fashioned version 'any'!
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Munter
23,841 posts
111 months
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Does the Swift come with the creepy praying guy in the background?
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soad
16,134 posts
46 months
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Some real beauties out there, chaps!  Not surprised by the awful spelling on most ads.
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XitUp
7,690 posts
74 months
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Munter said: Does the Swift come with the creepy praying guy in the background? Argh! Didn't see that before you pointed it out. I'm glad I'm sat on the loo right now.
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mat205125
14,770 posts
83 months
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AstonV12 said: I quite like that 
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bazking69
8,601 posts
60 months
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Horrors indeed. What goes on in some peoples heads...
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aclivity
3,544 posts
58 months
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Munter said: Does the Swift come with the creepy praying guy in the background? you wants it, my precious?
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morgrp
2,842 posts
68 months
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die fahrt said: Cooky said: AstonV12 said: kambites said: Cooky said: kambites said: Doesn't look particularly bad to me. I've certainly seen far worse. But would you wish to be seen driving it?....Methinks Not I've never been particularly bothered by image, so if it was cheap for what it was, yes. Wouldn' take much to make it look fairly standard again anyway. It looks better than anything BMW currently produce anyway. The car has had 30k spent on it and you think you can revert it to tasteful from tasteless without significant expense? However much you spent on it it will always be lacking in taste, it is what it is, a pile of crap yesterdays chavwagon. er, std interior £100, std bumpers, wheels and lights £200, and you can recoup more than that by re-selling the tat. et voila, a nice 3.2l E36 Do me a favour, you could save a fortune and buy this http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1371309.htmThe real deal - I realise it has now been sold but there are loads of E36 M3's out there
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ZOLLAR
16,313 posts
43 months
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Munter said: Does the Swift come with the creepy praying guy in the background? i never noticed that till you pointed it out! very strange looking guy!
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The Wookie
9,386 posts
98 months
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Dooshbag said: AstonV12 said: That is utterly vile ! I... think i'm having a reversion to my teenage years... Is that a mu.. muu...mmmmmynnnee... Mynheer, that's it! Mynheer kit!
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Gibo993
927 posts
135 months
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Dooshbag said: Suzuki Swift anyone ? http://www.pistonheads.com/SALES/889883.htmThe advert does it for me... "this is mi love ov min life but she gt 2 go, is a swifft gls is a pukker car well luck after i av had it 4 ages cd dvd player k and n waght diff teem dyamics rims roal cage neons pust start sparcco harness sub amp all hidon custom paint job insed i an gt 2 sparco bukit seats 4 it wot i will chuk in is a 2 seater roof scoop nice exhaust all way from d cat is dun 39k spent 4k on it all in all gd car is gt tax till october and test enny more info call us on 07969307547 mi name is kieron and i send u sum more piks i live in sheffield and oxford is u waner look i wont 2500 0r non as i need 2 sell her so i take offers" My disabled 4 year old niece can spell better than that, Kieron. This has to be a wind up, If its not I'm seriously scared about the state of this countrys education, I'm a bit rubbish at spelling but mi rietin es priddy gud in komp ar is in
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rev-erend
17,924 posts
154 months
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Gibo993 said: Dooshbag said: Suzuki Swift anyone ? http://www.pistonheads.com/SALES/889883.htmThe advert does it for me... "this is mi love ov min life but she gt 2 go, is a swifft gls is a pukker car well luck after i av had it 4 ages cd dvd player k and n waght diff teem dyamics rims roal cage neons pust start sparcco harness sub amp all hidon custom paint job insed i an gt 2 sparco bukit seats 4 it wot i will chuk in is a 2 seater roof scoop nice exhaust all way from d cat is dun 39k spent 4k on it all in all gd car is gt tax till october and test enny more info call us on 07969307547 mi name is kieron and i send u sum more piks i live in sheffield and oxford is u waner look i wont 2500 0r non as i need 2 sell her so i take offers" My disabled 4 year old niece can spell better than that, Kieron. This has to be a wind up, If its not I'm seriously scared about the state of this countrys education, I'm a bit rubbish at spelling but mi rietin es priddy gud in komp ar is in I like : Pust Start I presume he means Push Start ... I had a few cars that had that when I was about 18 .. starter motor never worked .. so it was a push start from my mates every time..
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SMcP114
1,631 posts
62 months
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 The 'show cars' section is always good for a laugh. There were quite a number of contenders, but I feel this Civic ticks all the boxes.
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Morningside
16,855 posts
99 months
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Dooshbag said: Now this is what really annoys me about adverts. Regardless of the car itself.  WHERE IS IT? I want to actually see the car you are trying to sell!
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