Horrors in the PH Classifieds

[sumlin]

PabloTeK said:

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1564583.htm

Total AIDS in vehicle form.

[Hugo a Gogo]

I wonder if Alpachino himself drives one like that?

[Fidgits]

"service light needs resetting"

or what normal people refer to as "the car needs a service"

[Mr Gear]

PabloTeK said:

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1564583.htm

[skyslimit]

The Spruce Goose said:

ClintonB said:

PabloTeK said:

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1564583.htm

Ouch!

That really does take a special type of person to drive around in daylight hours anywhere other than the wilds.

does it come with a m16 and mountains of coke.. if it doesn't then i will have to get onto trading standards..

Truly a council house on wheels.

[hewlett]

911p said:

I'm sorry, but there really is no excuse for that.

"Full turbo spec" - eh?
"Turbo sports exhaust" - the turbo has a completely different shaped setup to the N/A?
"From the 3.6L engine" - sorry? Pre-facelift cars have 3.4L engines?

Clearly hasn't a clue what he's on about.

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1698900.htm

Edited by 911p on Thursday 6th May 22:22

The 'turbo' badge is on a bit wonky too, it's higher on the left hand side.

[mattman]

Robert060379 said:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BMW-ZEEMAX-535I-SEM5-M3SHOW-...

Am I quite wrong in liking that? Perhaps matt black would stealth it up a bit - red on red is a bit full on - as is the £2700 price!

[Mr Gearchange]

It seems to have a major personality crisis believing itself to be a 535, an M5, also an M3 as well as being a show car a track car and a race car.

Never has the term Jack of all trades - master of none been so appropriate.

Its also very fking red - it must be like driving around in the womb.

[RobbieB]

mattman said:

Robert060379 said:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BMW-ZEEMAX-535I-SEM5-M3SHOW-...

Am I quite wrong in liking that? Perhaps matt black would stealth it up a bit - red on red is a bit full on - as is the £2700 price!

No, I'm the same school of thinking. Make it a bit more subtle though. Chill the exhaust out, spray it black, sort the front splitter out... actually, take the exterior back to stock and keep the interior

[cheddar]

911p said:

I'm sorry, but there really is no excuse for that.

"Full turbo spec" - eh?
"Turbo sports exhaust" - the turbo has a completely different shaped setup to the N/A?
"From the 3.6L engine" - sorry? Pre-facelift cars have 3.4L engines?

Clearly hasn't a clue what he's on about.

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1698900.htm

Edited by 911p on Thursday 6th May 22:22

"With immaculate door shuts"

WTF???????????

[monthefish]

hewlett said:

911p said:

I'm sorry, but there really is no excuse for that.

"Full turbo spec" - eh?
"Turbo sports exhaust" - the turbo has a completely different shaped setup to the N/A?
"From the 3.6L engine" - sorry? Pre-facelift cars have 3.4L engines?

Clearly hasn't a clue what he's on about.

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1698900.htm

Edited by 911p on Thursday 6th May 22:22

The 'turbo' badge is on a bit wonky too, it's higher on the left hand side.

Perhaps the tat is offset by its rarity value. Not many 2000 year cars around with "torque from the powerful 3.6L engine".

[Adam B]

PabloTeK said:

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1564583.htm

ALPACHINO STITCHED IN THE SEATS

[fathomfive]

Adam B said:

PabloTeK said:

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1564583.htm

ALPACHINO STITCHED IN THE SEATS

Reminds me of the one with the revolving globe in the boot.

[BigS]

monthefish said:

Perhaps the tat is offset by its rarity value. Not many 2000 year cars around with "torque from the powerful 3.6L engine".

I wonder if he had a new power band fitted at the same time

[Kirioth]

PabloTeK said:

ClintonB said:

PabloTeK said:

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1564583.htm

Ouch!

That really does take a special type of person to drive around in daylight hours anywhere other than the wilds.

Notice how the scissor door is only the drivers one!

All that expense and they couldn't afford to do all the doors

I think the best comment in that entire advert is this:

Horrific Escalade's Owner said:

NO EXPENSE SPARED ON THIS VEHICLE THE MODIFICATIONS ARE AMAZING ITS LIKE SOMETHING FROM PIMP MY RIDE.

I must have missed the memo declaring that statements like that are now good things to put in adverts!

[dylan0451]

ebay add said:

Q: What a gorgeous car, what kind of money you looking for? would you swap for a genuine E34 M5 individual cash my way...
A: thanks for the compliment, sorry couldnt swap for m5, as for money please take consideration what money has been spent on the car, thanks andy

own up, who was it?!

[Deisel Weisel]

Camo Civic..



You'd never find it in a field of black, white and blue cows.

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1699931.htm

Edited by Deisel Weisel on Friday 7th May 20:06

[Killer2005]

911p said:

I'm sorry, but there really is no excuse for that.

"Full turbo spec" - eh?
"Turbo sports exhaust" - the turbo has a completely different shaped setup to the N/A?
"From the 3.6L engine" - sorry? Pre-facelift cars have 3.4L engines?

Clearly hasn't a clue what he's on about.

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1698900.htm

Edited by 911p on Thursday 6th May 22:22

Almost like sticking a GT3 badge on a Carrera

[Hugo a Gogo]

Deisel Weisel said:

Camo Civic.

I don't mind that

Edited by Hugo a Gogo on Friday 7th May 20:08

[FraserLFA]

Hugo a Gogo said:

Deisel Weisel said:

Camo Civic.

I don't mind that

I've deffinitely seen worse