RE: Audi RS5 Breaks Cover
Discussion
troc said:
toppstuff said:
Whenever I see an Audi I think the owner is also the kind of person that was the first to get a 60' plasma TV, the first to get an iphone, probably has a huge Canon camera with massive lenses ( that he does'nt really know how to use ) and plays golf. A lot of golf. And he's a member of Fitness First. And he cleans the car every week using one of those yellow karcher jet sprays. He probably owns a bluetooth phone headset. He thought Avatar was good.
He got the car on a PCP. In the old days, he would have remortgaged the house to fund the deposit.
Nope, I still use an old Sony Wega as it works perfectly well, I got an iPhone a year or so after they were available, I do have a Canon DSLR, but I know how to use it properly (been a photographer for a long long time) and I have never, ever played golf. I played minigolf once on holiday. I am not, and never have been a member of FF. I wash my car a few times a year to remind myself what colour it is and I have never owned or used a bluetooth headset. Avatar was clever, technically impressive, long, predictable and boring.He got the car on a PCP. In the old days, he would have remortgaged the house to fund the deposit.
I bought the car outright.
Sorry.
John.
toppstuff said:
Whenever I see an Audi I think the owner is also the kind of person that was the first to get a 60' plasma TV, the first to get an iphone, probably has a huge Canon camera with massive lenses ( that he does'nt really know how to use ) and plays golf. A lot of golf. And he's a member of Fitness First. And he cleans the car every week using one of those yellow karcher jet sprays. He probably owns a bluetooth phone headset. He thought Avatar was good.
He got the car on a PCP. In the old days, he would have remortgaged the house to fund the deposit.
He got the car on a PCP. In the old days, he would have remortgaged the house to fund the deposit.
Please expand on this. Would like to find out what PH thinks the average RS / S line Audi driver is like.
Whenever I see an Audi I think the owner is also the kind of person that was the
- First to get a 60' plasma TV,
- First to get an iphone,
- Probably has a huge Canon camera with massive lenses ( that he doesn’t really know how to use )
- Plays golf. A lot of golf.
- Member of Fitness First. (Or most likely David Lloyds with the racket subscription although doesn’t use it)
- Cleans the car every week using one of those yellow karcher jet sprays and has a foam lance (cause he read it on a detailing forum that it is a must for pre wash prep)
- Owns a Bluetooth phone headset.
- He thought Avatar was good.
- Has an expensive Italian Coffee Maker
- Plays squash with work colleagues
- Goes to starbucks when the coffee is just as nice in the office kitchen
Edited by CooperS on Friday 26th February 10:31
CooperS said:
toppstuff said:
Whenever I see an Audi I think the owner is also the kind of person that was the first to get a 60' plasma TV, the first to get an iphone, probably has a huge Canon camera with massive lenses ( that he does'nt really know how to use ) and plays golf. A lot of golf. And he's a member of Fitness First. And he cleans the car every week using one of those yellow karcher jet sprays. He probably owns a bluetooth phone headset. He thought Avatar was good.
He got the car on a PCP. In the old days, he would have remortgaged the house to fund the deposit.
He got the car on a PCP. In the old days, he would have remortgaged the house to fund the deposit.
Please expand on this. Would like to find out what PH thinks the average RS / S line Audi driver is like.
Whenever I see an Audi I think the owner is also the kind of person that was the
- First to get a 60' plasma TV,
- First to get an iphone,
- Probably has a huge Canon camera with massive lenses ( that he doesn’t really know how to use )
- Plays golf. A lot of golf.
- Member of Fitness First. (Or most likely David Lloyds with the racket subscription although doesn’t use it)
- Cleans the car every week using one of those yellow karcher jet sprays and has a foam lance (cause he read it on a detailing forum that it is a must for pre wash prep)
- Owns a Bluetooth phone headset.
- He thought Avatar was good.
- Has an expensive Italian Coffee Maker
- Plays squash with work colleagues
- Goes to starbucks when the coffee is just as nice in the office kitchen
- Wares a bluetooth in his ear all day long.
- Thinks he can easily tell the difference between 2 & 4WD.
- Refers to his car as she.
- Opens his door to line up the car with the edge of his drive.
Edited by CooperS on Friday 26th February 10:31
Kazlet said:
CooperS said:
toppstuff said:
Whenever I see an Audi I think the owner is also the kind of person that was the first to get a 60' plasma TV, the first to get an iphone, probably has a huge Canon camera with massive lenses ( that he does'nt really know how to use ) and plays golf. A lot of golf. And he's a member of Fitness First. And he cleans the car every week using one of those yellow karcher jet sprays. He probably owns a bluetooth phone headset. He thought Avatar was good.
He got the car on a PCP. In the old days, he would have remortgaged the house to fund the deposit.
He got the car on a PCP. In the old days, he would have remortgaged the house to fund the deposit.
Please expand on this. Would like to find out what PH thinks the average RS / S line Audi driver is like.
Whenever I see an Audi I think the owner is also the kind of person that was the
- First to get a 60' plasma TV,
- First to get an iphone,
- Probably has a huge Canon camera with massive lenses ( that he doesn’t really know how to use )
- Plays golf. A lot of golf.
- Member of Fitness First. (Or most likely David Lloyds with the racket subscription although doesn’t use it)
- Cleans the car every week using one of those yellow karcher jet sprays and has a foam lance (cause he read it on a detailing forum that it is a must for pre wash prep)
- Owns a Bluetooth phone headset.
- He thought Avatar was good.
- Has an expensive Italian Coffee Maker
- Plays squash with work colleagues
- Goes to starbucks when the coffee is just as nice in the office kitchen
- Wares a bluetooth in his ear all day long.
- Thinks he can easily tell the difference between 2 & 4WD.
- Refers to his car as she.
- Opens his door to line up the car with the edge of his drive.
This list could get very very long.
- Can spell or use a spellchecker.
VictorMeldrew said:
Kazlet said:
CooperS said:
toppstuff said:
Whenever I see an Audi I think the owner is also the kind of person that was the first to get a 60' plasma TV, the first to get an iphone, probably has a huge Canon camera with massive lenses ( that he does'nt really know how to use ) and plays golf. A lot of golf. And he's a member of Fitness First. And he cleans the car every week using one of those yellow karcher jet sprays. He probably owns a bluetooth phone headset. He thought Avatar was good.
He got the car on a PCP. In the old days, he would have remortgaged the house to fund the deposit.
He got the car on a PCP. In the old days, he would have remortgaged the house to fund the deposit.
Please expand on this. Would like to find out what PH thinks the average RS / S line Audi driver is like.
Whenever I see an Audi I think the owner is also the kind of person that was the
- First to get a 60' plasma TV,
- First to get an iphone,
- Probably has a huge Canon camera with massive lenses ( that he doesn’t really know how to use )
- Plays golf. A lot of golf.
- Member of Fitness First. (Or most likely David Lloyds with the racket subscription although doesn’t use it)
- Cleans the car every week using one of those yellow karcher jet sprays and has a foam lance (cause he read it on a detailing forum that it is a must for pre wash prep)
- Owns a Bluetooth phone headset.
- He thought Avatar was good.
- Has an expensive Italian Coffee Maker
- Plays squash with work colleagues
- Goes to starbucks when the coffee is just as nice in the office kitchen
- Wares a bluetooth in his ear all day long.
- Thinks he can easily tell the difference between 2 & 4WD.
- Refers to his car as she.
- Opens his door to line up the car with the edge of his drive.
This list could get very very long.
- Can spell or use a spellchecker.
- Is irritating, tiresome and pedantic
Kazlet said:
VictorMeldrew said:
Kazlet said:
CooperS said:
toppstuff said:
Whenever I see an Audi I think the owner is also the kind of person that was the first to get a 60' plasma TV, the first to get an iphone, probably has a huge Canon camera with massive lenses ( that he does'nt really know how to use ) and plays golf. A lot of golf. And he's a member of Fitness First. And he cleans the car every week using one of those yellow karcher jet sprays. He probably owns a bluetooth phone headset. He thought Avatar was good.
He got the car on a PCP. In the old days, he would have remortgaged the house to fund the deposit.
He got the car on a PCP. In the old days, he would have remortgaged the house to fund the deposit.
Please expand on this. Would like to find out what PH thinks the average RS / S line Audi driver is like.
Whenever I see an Audi I think the owner is also the kind of person that was the
- First to get a 60' plasma TV,
- First to get an iphone,
- Probably has a huge Canon camera with massive lenses ( that he doesn’t really know how to use )
- Plays golf. A lot of golf.
- Member of Fitness First. (Or most likely David Lloyds with the racket subscription although doesn’t use it)
- Cleans the car every week using one of those yellow karcher jet sprays and has a foam lance (cause he read it on a detailing forum that it is a must for pre wash prep)
- Owns a Bluetooth phone headset.
- He thought Avatar was good.
- Has an expensive Italian Coffee Maker
- Plays squash with work colleagues
- Goes to starbucks when the coffee is just as nice in the office kitchen
- Wares a bluetooth in his ear all day long.
- Thinks he can easily tell the difference between 2 & 4WD.
- Refers to his car as she.
- Opens his door to line up the car with the edge of his drive.
This list could get very very long.
- Can spell or use a spellchecker.
- Is irritating, tiresome and pedantic
Seems to forget that alot of the components in his car can be found in a Skoda. even the key fob...te he.
Thinks people are impressed with his lack of imagination on life as per above.
Clever intelligent and witty, well they seem to think so?
Seem to be in a rush to go nowhere quickly.
CooperS said:
Please expand on this. Would like to find out what PH thinks the average RS / S line Audi driver is like.
Whenever I see an Audi I think the owner is also the kind of person that was the
- First to get a 60' plasma TV,
- First to get an iphone,
- Probably has a huge Canon camera with massive lenses ( that he doesn’t really know how to use )
- Plays golf. A lot of golf.
- Member of Fitness First. (Or most likely David Lloyds with the racket subscription although doesn’t use it)
- Cleans the car every week using one of those yellow karcher jet sprays and has a foam lance (cause he read it on a detailing forum that it is a must for pre wash prep)
- Owns a Bluetooth phone headset.
- He thought Avatar was good.
- Has an expensive Italian Coffee Maker
- Plays squash with work colleagues
- Goes to starbucks when the coffee is just as nice in the office kitchen
Edited by CooperS on Friday 26th February 10:31
you expanded beautifully on my earlier statement, cars for people who like owning/buying THINGS
Beefmeister said:
I can't believe there is so much hate for a 4wd, rear biased, 450bhp V8 coupe that no-one has even driven yet...
someone has been driving it...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyQYg_euZrA
Mermaid said:
Beefmeister said:
I can't believe there is so much hate for a 4wd, rear biased, 450bhp V8 coupe that no-one has even driven yet...
someone has been driving it...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyQYg_euZrA
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