Badly modified cars thread

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Big Fat Fatty

3,303 posts

157 months

Monday 22nd October 2012
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Liquid Knight said:
Beartato said:
Liquid Knight said:


No doubt it will be.
No doubt it will be what?
Badly modified. As the thread title suggests. rolleyes

Thanks Garlick but I've got this.

Episode 1 E-Type, Cut and shut with a hideous sunroof, painted the wrong colour after a staged collision with an engine hoist needed three days of filler work so the rear corner looked a different colour to the rest of it.

Episode 2, Porsche 911, 70's car tarted up to looks like an 80's model, painted a very wrong colour and another classic ruined.

Episode 3, Rubber bumper MGB converted to Chrome bumper cosmetically whilst sat on the original spec' rubber bumper springs so it looked like a tractor. Factory webasco sunroof was filled (actually cut out of another car and welded in place) the rear rails were cut out of a less rusty car (even though they are only £65 each from the MGB Hive) and welded to to the floor without a jig while the crew were filming in Canada. So if the car goes in a straight line it needs an SVA. Painted the wrong colour to add value and fitted with second hand parts that would have been cheaper to buy new.

Episode 4, 68 Mustang convertible. An original and unique car with documentational proof and would have been worth restoring to original spec' but the 351cui engine was binned and replaced with a 302 because it would have taken more than a bit of vinegar to make it work. The 302 needed to be rebuilt anyway so it cost more than the original would have done anyway. In house fabricated panels with OPG (Original Parts Group) stickers on them. Actually fairly well put together with new subframe parts and inner bodywork. The outer bodywork were mostly the original panels apart from a damaged door that was replaced with a saloon one. Again the car was painted the wrong colour (complete with orange peel effect if you have HD) only this time with cheap tacky looking "Boss302" stickers that exaggerated the panel gaps and devalued the car further.

Episode 5, Tonight it's the 54/55 Cadillac. Given the programs track record I think it's a safe bet that it will be just as ruined as the rest of the cars featured so far.
Are those guys still allowed to handle tools?

After the farce that was Chop Shop I would have thought they had been taken into the woods somewhere by the Discovery channel execs and left there, minus some limbs.

Those poor cars, anyone with half a brain could have done a better job restoring them.

Liquid Knight

15,754 posts

184 months

Monday 22nd October 2012
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Big Fat Fatty said:
After the farce that was Chop Shop I would have thought they had been taken into the woods somewhere by the Discovery channel execs and left there, minus some limbs.
Hmmmmmmm... scratchchin

Now that would be worth watching. wink


More BBC3 than Chanel Five though.

Mr2Mike

20,143 posts

256 months

Monday 22nd October 2012
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Pique said:
Should have used another smart badge - ars and rotate the m through 90º
Genius! My bosses Smart Brabus will be adorning this as soon as I find a cheap badge on eBay.hehe

tommy vercetti

11,489 posts

164 months

Monday 22nd October 2012
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Some disgusting chav cars here, why the fk would people do that to their cars?

Dave Hedgehog

14,565 posts

205 months

Monday 22nd October 2012
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tommy vercetti said:
Some disgusting chav cars here, why the fk would people do that to their cars?
one more feckless chav for you


Baron Greenback

6,993 posts

151 months

Monday 22nd October 2012
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I have always loved to have a lotus esprit but not chaved up!

tommy vercetti

11,489 posts

164 months

Monday 22nd October 2012
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Dave Hedgehog said:
tommy vercetti said:
Some disgusting chav cars here, why the fk would people do that to their cars?
one more feckless chav for you

Thats kinda alright, i'm on about the corsas and saxos with massive spoilers and 20 different body kits on there

Beartato

634 posts

169 months

Tuesday 23rd October 2012
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irocfan said:


What terrible thing to do to such a nice car (well, I like them anyway.) Also, "3 Webbers" AND fuel injection? That's a neat trick.

Beartato

634 posts

169 months

Tuesday 23rd October 2012
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Liquid Knight said:
Beartato said:
Liquid Knight said:


No doubt it will be.
No doubt it will be what?
Badly modified. As the thread title suggests. rolleyes

Thanks Garlick but I've got this.

Episode 1 E-Type, Cut and shut with a hideous sunroof, painted the wrong colour after a staged collision with an engine hoist needed three days of filler work so the rear corner looked a different colour to the rest of it.

Episode 2, Porsche 911, 70's car tarted up to looks like an 80's model, painted a very wrong colour and another classic ruined.

Episode 3, Rubber bumper MGB converted to Chrome bumper cosmetically whilst sat on the original spec' rubber bumper springs so it looked like a tractor. Factory webasco sunroof was filled (actually cut out of another car and welded in place) the rear rails were cut out of a less rusty car (even though they are only £65 each from the MGB Hive) and welded to to the floor without a jig while the crew were filming in Canada. So if the car goes in a straight line it needs an SVA. Painted the wrong colour to add value and fitted with second hand parts that would have been cheaper to buy new.

Episode 4, 68 Mustang convertible. An original and unique car with documentational proof and would have been worth restoring to original spec' but the 351cui engine was binned and replaced with a 302 because it would have taken more than a bit of vinegar to make it work. The 302 needed to be rebuilt anyway so it cost more than the original would have done anyway. In house fabricated panels with OPG (Original Parts Group) stickers on them. Actually fairly well put together with new subframe parts and inner bodywork. The outer bodywork were mostly the original panels apart from a damaged door that was replaced with a saloon one. Again the car was painted the wrong colour (complete with orange peel effect if you have HD) only this time with cheap tacky looking "Boss302" stickers that exaggerated the panel gaps and devalued the car further.

Episode 5, Tonight it's the 54/55 Cadillac. Given the programs track record I think it's a safe bet that it will be just as ruined as the rest of the cars featured so far.

Edited by Liquid Knight on Monday 22 October 12:44
Ah so it is those two muppets in the picture. Sorry for the aggressive tone of my post, I was a little forthright I suppose. Now I know it's them then my wrath will be turned towards them. I might even let 300bhp/tonne know that someone thinks an American car can be improved in some way then unleash him. Or is that a little too cruel?

I actually enjoy his what car suggestions and think PH is a better place for him.

P Nuts

1,209 posts

140 months

Tuesday 23rd October 2012
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Glassman said:
P Nuts said:
thats normally what it translates too, i listed an ad once and wrote something similar and Ebay suggested I changed it as it puts buyers off.
But what "right" is he 'reserving' ??
to end the auction earley on the basis its his car and he has the right to decide how much it should sell for?? - if you ask me, people who do that should either do a) buy it now b) set a reserve c) simply not use an auction site.

Glassman

22,540 posts

216 months

Tuesday 23rd October 2012
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P Nuts said:
to end the auction earley on the basis its his car and he has the right to decide how much it should sell for??
When I bid (if I bid) I commit to buy. Unless he comes out and says the car was destroyed in a fire, the offer + winning bid = binding. I fail to see where you can pull out a Get Out of Jail card if the auctioned value doesn't quite hit the seller's acceptable threshold.

If it's advertised elsewhere, as already mentioned, a reserve or Buy it Now price covers that objection??

AlexRS2782

8,052 posts

214 months

Wednesday 24th October 2012
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Not sure if it's been on here before, but another "classy" Saxo from a few years back that seems to have come out of hibernation hehe

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-CITROEN-SAXO-VTR-VT...

Morningside

24,110 posts

230 months

Wednesday 24th October 2012
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AlexRS2782 said:
Not sure if it's been on here before, but another "classy" Saxo from a few years back that seems to have come out of hibernation hehe

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-CITROEN-SAXO-VTR-VT...
What are door poppers? Does that mean push to open/close?

carlove

7,568 posts

168 months

Liquid Tuna

1,400 posts

157 months

Wednesday 24th October 2012
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carlove said:
Nice! I like the lights at the bottom!

pops and bangs

674 posts

158 months

Wednesday 24th October 2012
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fking hell, look at the size of the exhausts on that saxo laugh

SystemParanoia

14,343 posts

199 months

Wednesday 24th October 2012
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found on auto trader lol biggrin


Urban Sports

11,321 posts

204 months

Wednesday 24th October 2012
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SystemParanoia said:
found on auto trader lol biggrin

You genuinely wouldn't want to win that pile of scrap.

Kev T360

366 posts

152 months

Thursday 25th October 2012
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carlove said:
eBay seller said:
Van does not stop when you turn the key off.
Interesting...

Kev T360

366 posts

152 months

Thursday 25th October 2012
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Morningside said:
What are door poppers? Does that mean push to open/close?
IIRC it's a button either on a fob or under the mirror that when pressed 'pops' the door open enough for you to open, as seen on cars with no door handles , A'la TVR and naff saxos.
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