Badly modified cars thread

Badly modified cars thread

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HTP99

22,630 posts

141 months

Sunday 11th May 2014
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Roverload said:
idiotgap said:
Its a painful read!

"MG ZR+, BLACK, 2004, MG, ZR, Black, 2004, 112000, 3 doors, Hatchback, Manual, Petrol, 1396, ABS, immobiliser, alloy wheels, CD player, electric mirrors, electric windows, power steering, radio, sunroof, airbags, spoiler, tinted windows, 11 mot 5months tax faults Speedo don't work an no control locking so gotta lock it by key 700 o n o for more info call or text ask for tori the car is in use still another baby on the way so car must go or swaps for a family car pink an black on the out an all fluffy pink an black in side so much to list but can only put one pic up frown this car is a must see an yes a girl's car smile it's a1.4 17 inch alloys all with mint tyres body work is ok for it's age my husband got me this for a gift he done all the work him self as that's his trade the head clutch cam belt was all done by him self as wen he did pic this one off looking car up the head was gone so fault he might as well do the lot lol bless him I don't won't to let her go as I no how much time he has put into it an she drives mint sounds mint an Ye looks good I always get people sayin it's a nice car please no that it is all most a 10 yer car price is to sale but in no rush to only if the right price is paid. For got to say it's got tinted windows 1600 wat sub and amp 6, 9s lights that light up in side and pink side lights to. £700.00 ovno, Weston-Super-Mare."
That's stunning! I feel like a 5 year old learning to read, it just doesn't make sense! And ye, wikid car fo shizzle blud, wagwan you fill me?!
Wiv par ents like dat er kidz av no chance; fam!


Edited by HTP99 on Sunday 11th May 13:44

RoverP6B

4,338 posts

129 months

Sunday 11th May 2014
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Oww, my head.

HTP99

22,630 posts

141 months

Sunday 11th May 2014
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Is this her:


NashGT

467 posts

184 months

Sunday 11th May 2014
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That was painful to read

neilbauer

2,467 posts

184 months

Sunday 11th May 2014
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I jus red that to me wife it was pain ful we lol a lot. innit

Steffan

10,362 posts

229 months

Sunday 11th May 2014
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neilbauer said:
I jus red that to me wife it was pain ful we lol a lot. innit
When written tongue in cheek as in the above it is amusing. The tragedy of the advertiser is that he actually has no idea how to write reasonable English. God help our teachers and the awful results shown. I suppose we should be grateful it was not all in capitals and multi coloured to boot. Anyone who seriously considers buying this and makes the error of relying upon any of the nonsense in the ad needs immediate help.

Blown2CV

28,947 posts

204 months

Sunday 11th May 2014
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Tony Starks said:
Pixelpeep said:
Remagel2507 said:
aspirated said:
Pixelpeep said:


From another thread on here.
Dear old Mr Gulzar smile


I disagree with you, this, albeit being distastefully modified, is not badly modified at all.
Agreed plus its only vinyl so can probably removed very easily in a few hours
How long it takes to put back to original has no bearing on how tacky and bad a modification is.

Badly modified = a bad modification

Shiny gold bits on a luxury car jag which is black = a bad modification

Ergo, it's a badly modified car.
And if this wasn't a PHers car everyone would be slating it rofl
It's fking hideous. I don't care if it is owned by a PHer.

chris watton

22,477 posts

261 months

Sunday 11th May 2014
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HTP99 said:
Roverload said:
idiotgap said:
Its a painful read!

"MG ZR+, BLACK, 2004, MG, ZR, Black, 2004, 112000, 3 doors, Hatchback, Manual, Petrol, 1396, ABS, immobiliser, alloy wheels, CD player, electric mirrors, electric windows, power steering, radio, sunroof, airbags, spoiler, tinted windows, 11 mot 5months tax faults Speedo don't work an no control locking so gotta lock it by key 700 o n o for more info call or text ask for tori the car is in use still another baby on the way so car must go or swaps for a family car pink an black on the out an all fluffy pink an black in side so much to list but can only put one pic up frown this car is a must see an yes a girl's car smile it's a1.4 17 inch alloys all with mint tyres body work is ok for it's age my husband got me this for a gift he done all the work him self as that's his trade the head clutch cam belt was all done by him self as wen he did pic this one off looking car up the head was gone so fault he might as well do the lot lol bless him I don't won't to let her go as I no how much time he has put into it an she drives mint sounds mint an Ye looks good I always get people sayin it's a nice car please no that it is all most a 10 yer car price is to sale but in no rush to only if the right price is paid. For got to say it's got tinted windows 1600 wat sub and amp 6, 9s lights that light up in side and pink side lights to. £700.00 ovno, Weston-Super-Mare."
That's stunning! I feel like a 5 year old learning to read, it just doesn't make sense! And ye, wikid car fo shizzle blud, wagwan you fill me?!
Wiv par ents like dat er kidz av no chance; fam!


Edited by HTP99 on Sunday 11th May 13:44
I swear that, when at school in the '70's and '80's, the worst of the worst pupils could string together sentences and grammar/spelling much better than that!

What TF has happened!

tali1

5,267 posts

202 months

Sunday 11th May 2014
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cossy400 said:
Escort3500 said:
Oh lord, eek

Steffan

10,362 posts

229 months

Sunday 11th May 2014
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chris watton said:
HTP99 said:
Roverload said:
idiotgap said:
Its a painful read!

"MG ZR+, BLACK, 2004, MG, ZR, Black, 2004, 112000, 3 doors, Hatchback, Manual, Petrol, 1396, ABS, immobiliser, alloy wheels, CD player, electric mirrors, electric windows, power steering, radio, sunroof, airbags, spoiler, tinted windows, 11 mot 5months tax faults Speedo don't work an no control locking so gotta lock it by key 700 o n o for more info call or text ask for tori the car is in use still another baby on the way so car must go or swaps for a family car pink an black on the out an all fluffy pink an black in side so much to list but can only put one pic up frown this car is a must see an yes a girl's car smile it's a1.4 17 inch alloys all with mint tyres body work is ok for it's age my husband got me this for a gift he done all the work him self as that's his trade the head clutch cam belt was all done by him self as wen he did pic this one off looking car up the head was gone so fault he might as well do the lot lol bless him I don't won't to let her go as I no how much time he has put into it an she drives mint sounds mint an Ye looks good I always get people sayin it's a nice car please no that it is all most a 10 yer car price is to sale but in no rush to only if the right price is paid. For got to say it's got tinted windows 1600 wat sub and amp 6, 9s lights that light up in side and pink side lights to. £700.00 ovno, Weston-Super-Mare."
That's stunning! I feel like a 5 year old learning to read, it just doesn't make sense! And ye, wikid car fo shizzle blud, wagwan you fill me?!
Wiv par ents like dat er kidz av no chance; fam!


Edited by HTP99 on Sunday 11th May 13:44
I swear that, when at school in the '70's and '80's, the worst of the worst pupils could string together sentences and grammar/spelling much better than that!

What TF has happened!
Undoubtedly texting and abbreviated language has much to do with such results. Reading is no longer the universal interest that it was. Many homes do not have books but the majority will have IT in all is forms. Hence the abuse of language . I cannot see there being much of an improvement any time soon, sadly.

Evil.soup

3,595 posts

206 months

Sunday 11th May 2014
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Steffan said:
chris watton said:
HTP99 said:
Roverload said:
idiotgap said:
Its a painful read!

"MG ZR+, BLACK, 2004, MG, ZR, Black, 2004, 112000, 3 doors, Hatchback, Manual, Petrol, 1396, ABS, immobiliser, alloy wheels, CD player, electric mirrors, electric windows, power steering, radio, sunroof, airbags, spoiler, tinted windows, 11 mot 5months tax faults Speedo don't work an no control locking so gotta lock it by key 700 o n o for more info call or text ask for tori the car is in use still another baby on the way so car must go or swaps for a family car pink an black on the out an all fluffy pink an black in side so much to list but can only put one pic up frown this car is a must see an yes a girl's car smile it's a1.4 17 inch alloys all with mint tyres body work is ok for it's age my husband got me this for a gift he done all the work him self as that's his trade the head clutch cam belt was all done by him self as wen he did pic this one off looking car up the head was gone so fault he might as well do the lot lol bless him I don't won't to let her go as I no how much time he has put into it an she drives mint sounds mint an Ye looks good I always get people sayin it's a nice car please no that it is all most a 10 yer car price is to sale but in no rush to only if the right price is paid. For got to say it's got tinted windows 1600 wat sub and amp 6, 9s lights that light up in side and pink side lights to. £700.00 ovno, Weston-Super-Mare."
That's stunning! I feel like a 5 year old learning to read, it just doesn't make sense! And ye, wikid car fo shizzle blud, wagwan you fill me?!
Wiv par ents like dat er kidz av no chance; fam!


Edited by HTP99 on Sunday 11th May 13:44
I swear that, when at school in the '70's and '80's, the worst of the worst pupils could string together sentences and grammar/spelling much better than that!

What TF has happened!
Undoubtedly texting and abbreviated language has much to do with such results. Reading is no longer the universal interest that it was. Many homes do not have books but the majority will have IT in all is forms. Hence the abuse of language . I cannot see there being much of an improvement any time soon, sadly.
I have been teaching literacy and numeracy skills to 16-18 year olds for almost 12 years now and it has certainly not improved in the past decade. I am still shocked that there are so many young people without identified learning difficulties leaving school without the ability to count the change in their pocket or write a basic sentence.

AlexRS2782

8,056 posts

214 months

Monday 12th May 2014
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Escort3500 said:
laughlaugh

Digitalize

2,850 posts

136 months

Monday 12th May 2014
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Escort3500 said:
I know the guy, it's been in the body shop for like a year, it's not done there but yeah, it's not great. Front has had the kidneys made in to one large opening etc.

At some point there was potential, but it's gone.

LordGrover

33,552 posts

213 months

Monday 12th May 2014
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ambuletz said:
Spotted on Saturday...




I actually kinda liked it

HTP99

22,630 posts

141 months

Monday 12th May 2014
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AlexRS2782 said:
Escort3500 said:
laughlaugh
It looks a bit stumpy; is it a bad angle, has it been shortened or is it the wide bodykit that makes it look short?

naturals

351 posts

184 months

Monday 12th May 2014
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LordGrover said:
Spotted on Saturday...




I actually kinda liked it
It looks so out of place parked in Chipping Sodbury (?) High Street!

silverback mike

11,290 posts

254 months

Monday 12th May 2014
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I thought that was Sodbury, just across from the nick (where I worked many moons ago) That really was hot fuzz territory...

ClassicMotorNut

2,438 posts

139 months

Monday 12th May 2014
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LordGrover said:
Spotted on Saturday...




I actually kinda liked it
That's cool, I like low riders.

RoverP6B

4,338 posts

129 months

Monday 12th May 2014
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Two questions re that American abomination.

One, where the hell is it? Looks like some pleasant Cotswold market town
Two, what do those stickers say? I can't read anything but 'Gets da bhes' on the bootlid.

RESSE

5,708 posts

222 months

Monday 12th May 2014
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AlexRS2782 said:
Escort3500 said:
laughlaugh
Oh dear, I think he was a bit carried away with the 'mods'?




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