Stupid things non petrolheads say....

[HereBeMonsters]

Ooh, I've got one like that.

[Benbay001]

HereBeMonsters said:

Ooh, I've got one like that.

But is it good on fuel? Unlike Tonys.

[scarble]

that car looks dangerous
i bet it makes loads of carbon dioxide too.
Tony should think of the environment and not be so selfish.

[CraigyMc]

kiteless said:

I've now got to a stage where I wind up one of the blokes at work on purpose with car nerdisms: "Merc W126" and "nikasil cylinder liners" are big winners for getting a WTF look

You'd get that look from me too, since Nikasil's a coating used on linerless engines.

</geek>

C

[Captain Muppet]

Elsewhere on this very forum someone just posted this:

someone who should be ashamed said:

i used to burn off all my mates corsa's in my no thrills fiesta zetec, and pay half there insurance.. (i dont work for fiesta before anyone starts lmao)

[Captain Muppet]

doogz said:

Isn't that a magazine of a certain type?

There has to be a wker gag in there somewhere, but I can't make it work.

[PoleDriver]

Captain Muppet said:

doogz said:

Isn't that a magazine of a certain type?

There has to be a wker gag in there somewhere, but I can't make it work.

You just did!

[jamesson]

A friend at work was talking about a Rover 216Si and showed me a picture of a completely bog standard version. Second friend, who couldn't see the picture, asked which era. Reply? "The really sporty one". Then he asked why I was laughing.

[scarble]

Captain Muppet said:

Elsewhere on this very forum someone just posted this:

someone who should be ashamed said:

i used to burn off all my mates corsa's in my no thrills fiesta zetec, and pay half there insurance.. (i dont work for fiesta before anyone starts lmao)

Don't be a wuss, link it.
Name and shame.

[RacingBlue]

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[Captain Muppet]

scarble said:

Captain Muppet said:

Elsewhere on this very forum someone just posted this:

someone who should be ashamed said:

i used to burn off all my mates corsa's in my no thrills fiesta zetec, and pay half there insurance.. (i dont work for fiesta before anyone starts lmao)

Don't be a wuss, link it.
Name and shame.

I think that Martyn1986 has already had enough stick for it in this thread so I don't want to make him feel any worse.

Oops.

[jas xjr]

scarble said:

Captain Muppet said:

Elsewhere on this very forum someone just posted this:

someone who should be ashamed said:

i used to burn off all my mates corsa's in my no thrills fiesta zetec, and pay half there insurance.. (i dont work for fiesta before anyone starts lmao)

Don't be a wuss, link it.
Name and shame.

why is he paying for his friends insurance ?

[RacingBlue]

No idea lmao lolz.

[NoisyGriff]

someone who should be ashamed said:

i used to burn off all my mates corsa's in my no thrills fiesta zetec, and pay half there insurance.. (i dont work for fiesta before anyone starts lmao)

That doesn't even make sense. How can someone else LMAO? Is that some sort of assault?

[Zoobeef]

NoisyGriff said:

That doesn't even make sense. How can someone else LMAO? Is that some sort of assault?

Lick my ass off? Suppose it could be assault if its the wrong person haha

[Triumph Man]

NoisyGriff said:

someone who should be ashamed said:

i used to burn off all my mates corsa's in my no thrills fiesta zetec, and pay half there insurance.. (i dont work for fiesta before anyone starts lmao)

That doesn't even make sense. How can someone else LMAO? Is that some sort of assault?

Reading that again, does his mate have lots of Corsas?

[BadBanshee]

"Your 106 GTI doesn't have a turbo? Then how is it a GTI?"

[scarble]

Done a proper grammar-Nazi impression in that thread

BadBanshee said:

"Your 106 GTI doesn't have a turbo? Then how is it a GTI?"

[jas xjr]

scarble said:

link please

[scarble]

jas xjr said:

link please

No, not that thread, I don't think that was a thread.