Stupid things non petrolheads say....

Stupid things non petrolheads say....

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paranoid airbag

2,679 posts

160 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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Halmyre said:
Some guys at work were talking about a colleague's car (can't remember make) which had suffered engine damage through over-revving. After a short discussion about whether it was a straight six or a V6, one pointed out that "it was a straight six until he over-revved it..."
...And now it's a straight five? wink

ORD

18,120 posts

128 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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Afromonk said:
Feel there is two sides to this.
As cars in general go these are quite a decent little motor on par with some of the early Japanese Kei stuff.
Tiny turbocharged engines, decent revvy power and high economy with parkers putting the 0-60 around 9 seconds (http://www.parkers.co.uk/cars/reviews/facts-and-figures/ford/fiesta/hatchback-2008/57302/).
However I have a mate with one of these (the zetec s) and he goes on and on like its the fastest thing since the Thrust SSC when in practice a lot of thing beat it off the lights.
A really good chassis spoiled by an engine designed to feel powerful to bad drivers and soccer moms. It is not "revvy" at all - it has pretty much flat torque and power delivery because of the turbo, and it is wholly uninspiring and boring to drive. A small engine should enjoy having its tits revved off; the Ecoboost engines are more like turbo diesels (without the slug of torque). Hateful little things. The fact that one was put in a Caterham is so depressing.

Pebbles167

3,458 posts

153 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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ORD said:
...It is not "revvy" at all - it has pretty much flat torque and power delivery because of the turbo, and it is wholly uninspiring and boring to drive.
While I don't agree they are "hateful little things" I agree with you on the engine.

My mother purchased one from new last year, I had a drive in it and found it pretty dull. A bit of go at lower revs, but little up top. Not massively more fun than the 65bhp 1.4 diesel fiesta van I had for work. The only reason it was fun at all was because of the fiesta's good chassis.

ORD

18,120 posts

128 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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Agreed. I am probably OTT on the poor thing! It's only little, after all. An overreaction to all the positive press.

I think what Mazda is doing with slightly larger but very efficient NA engines is more interesting. Probably similar economy in the real world but with a bit more of an old-fashioned power delivery and no turbos to break.

driverrob

4,692 posts

204 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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Talking to an RAC guy today. He'd never seen a Jeep SRT8 before so I was giving him the tour, mentioning the lack of tow-bar and off-road capability but throwing in the 0-60 time of 5.0 sec.
"My 4L Ford ranger is close to that", he says.
Yeah, right.

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

168 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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driverrob said:
Talking to an RAC guy today. He'd never seen a Jeep SRT8 before so I was giving him the tour, mentioning the lack of tow-bar and off-road capability but throwing in the 0-60 time of 5.0 sec.
"My 4L Ford ranger is close to that", he says.
Yeah, right.
Was yours broken?

driverrob

4,692 posts

204 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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Willy Nilly said:
Was yours broken?
confused

RizzoTheRat

25,191 posts

193 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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driverrob said:
confused
You were talking to an RAC guy...

driverrob

4,692 posts

204 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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Ah, sorry - didn't catch on.
No, he was in Tesco car park while I was waiting for the OH.

AlexIT

1,497 posts

139 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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Mercury00 said:
My GF's brother is learning to drive and says the car he's learning to drive in has a special kind of gearbox which makes it easier to change gear, called 'spring-loaded gears'. Apparently you don't have to move the gearstick in the pattern shown on the gear knob to move into the gears, just up and down. It's a manual and gearstick is simply returning to centre as almost all cars do. His instructor is telling him this like it's a special feature of his Hyundai i20. I get frustrated just listening to this ste rolleyes
There was something along those lines several years ago for the Evo.
IIRC it was called Ikeia sequential shifter.

Pebbles167

3,458 posts

153 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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driverrob said:
Ah, sorry - didn't catch on.
No, he was in Tesco car park while I was waiting for the OH.
When someone produces silly facts, I do the same, to see how far I can string them.

The confused looks on their faces is priceless.

IE:

- Yeah those rangers are mighty quick, would definitely beat the Jeep. Not surprising considering they cost £500,000.
- I used to have a ranger, but got rid of it because they had 31 gears and I just couldn't get used to it.
- Rangers are an excellent vehicle, Did you know Ferrari originally designed them? But Ford stole the plans?

ORD

18,120 posts

128 months

Friday 25th April 2014
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A Jeep with those accel stats is a recipe for a car in a hedge...biggrin

shoestring7

6,138 posts

247 months

Friday 25th April 2014
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Overheard a Billy's squeeze standing by a new Boxster in a Porsche dealership yesterday: "Don't the engines in these blow up then?"

SS7

Cotty

39,586 posts

285 months

Thursday 22nd May 2014
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Colleague at work dealing with a vehicle claim. "Which part of a car is the lancia"
I had to explain it was the make.

Edited by Cotty on Friday 23 May 07:44

Animal

5,250 posts

269 months

Thursday 22nd May 2014
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Two guys sat on the train opposite me this morning:

a) "My car's gone back in for more work. Now it needs a new knock sensor."
b) "Really?"
a) "Yeah, a nitrous oxide sensor."

AngryPartsBloke

1,436 posts

152 months

Thursday 22nd May 2014
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shoestring7 said:
Overheard a Billy's squeeze standing by a new Boxster in a Porsche dealership yesterday: "Don't the engines in these blow up then?"

SS7
Only as an option on the better models....

topless360

2,763 posts

219 months

Thursday 22nd May 2014
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ORD said:
A really good chassis spoiled by an engine designed to feel powerful to bad drivers and soccer moms. It is not "revvy" at all - it has pretty much flat torque and power delivery because of the turbo, and it is wholly uninspiring and boring to drive. A small engine should enjoy having its tits revved off; the Ecoboost engines are more like turbo diesels (without the slug of torque). Hateful little things. The fact that one was put in a Caterham is so depressing.
It's really not half as bad as you're making out.
The 125 version feels likes it has more at the top end, but even the 100bhp engine has a good amount of shove at 3000-4000rpm and keeps going till about 6000.
For a 1 litre engine and considering the cost I can't think of anything better.

Don't get me wrong I love a responsive revvy engine but the Ecoboost unit is better than any small NA car I've ever come across.

And 57mpg on a run yesterday!

JonnyVTEC

3,006 posts

176 months

Thursday 22nd May 2014
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Animal said:
Two guys sat on the train opposite me this morning:

a) "My car's gone back in for more work. Now it needs a new knock sensor."
b) "Really?"
a) "Yeah, a nitrous oxide sensor."
Could have been a NOx sensor to be fair!

leafspring

7,032 posts

138 months

Thursday 22nd May 2014
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"Why did you buy a 10year old Suzuki Ignis Sport, when you could have had my 4 year old Kia Picanto 1.1 for the same price?"

Scottland

75 posts

202 months

Thursday 22nd May 2014
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I once took a Fabia VRS (the diesel one) on a test drive at the dealer, it was a new one with just a few miles on the clock. Upon pulling away he shouts over to me "Don't rev it past 6000 it's still breaking in".

I politely agreed not to take it over 5k wink
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