Stupid things non petrolheads say....

Stupid things non petrolheads say....

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driverrob

4,692 posts

204 months

Friday 20th June 2014
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redcardEnough, enough.

Shirley we could have a separate thread for all this BMW nomenclature discussion?

johnny fotze

394 posts

126 months

Friday 20th June 2014
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Chest Rockwell said:
No, she was the office moose whose end of nose resembled a bell-end.
Oh well, if you don't need the practice it's always better to save your custard for a tastier tart.

busta

4,504 posts

234 months

Friday 20th June 2014
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It fits in with the whole 'my car has a 1.8, so it's quicker than your 1.6' attitude all non petrolheads have though.

Having people question why I'd take a 20 year old Peugeot with 'just' a 1.6 on a trackday is amusing. "Nah, you should take my Golf. It's got a 1.9 TURBO diesel!"

motorhole

663 posts

221 months

Friday 20th June 2014
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doogz said:
The E30 325 had a 2.7 litre engine.

Only the 325E had the 2.7 litre long-stroke engine. Slower revving and less powerful than the 2.5 in the 325i.

Alpina matched the 2.7 bottom end to the 2.5 top end (better flowing, large valves) to make their B27. Also a common conversion amongst enthusiasts.

Rostfritt

3,098 posts

152 months

Saturday 21st June 2014
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busta said:
It fits in with the whole 'my car has a 1.8, so it's quicker than your 1.6' attitude all non petrolheads have though.

Having people question why I'd take a 20 year old Peugeot with 'just' a 1.6 on a trackday is amusing. "Nah, you should take my Golf. It's got a 1.9 TURBO diesel!"
I did a rally driving experience thing a few years back at Castle Coombe. They did it in a 106 Rallye as it was a smallish course that was good fun in a light basic but well balanced car. Anyone who I mentioned this to thought I was ripped off (it was a gift, given to a friend but for 2 so I was his plus 1) and it would have been better in a Subaru or Mitsubishi. It would have been like driving round a multistory in a Humvee in anything bigger.

Pebbles167

3,458 posts

153 months

Saturday 21st June 2014
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Rostfritt said:
I did a rally driving experience thing a few years back at Castle Coombe. They did it in a 106 Rallye as it was a smallish course that was good fun in a light basic but well balanced car. Anyone who I mentioned this to thought I was ripped off (it was a gift, given to a friend but for 2 so I was his plus 1) and it would have been better in a Subaru or Mitsubishi. It would have been like driving round a multistory in a Humvee in anything bigger.
I visit combe regularly, and they are not currently using a 106 rallye.

2 guesses what they are using now wink

hidetheelephants

24,483 posts

194 months

Saturday 21st June 2014
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yellowjack said:
Even going back to the E23 7 Series, when most of the range had a model number which reflected the engine capacity, there were exceptions to the convention.

The 735 had a 3.4 litre (3428cc) M30B34 engine, and the 733i had a 3.2 litre (3210cc) M30B32 unit. The only reason I can think of for this is because BMW designed the car and engine first, to meet a brief, then they went to their 'naming convention' department to get a model number...

The M30B34 unit should have powered the "BMW 734" and the M30B32, if convention had been followed, ought to have been in the "BMW 732"

...and I reckon that management just decided that, as model numbers, they just didn't look, or sound, Dynamic enough, and didn't help to sell the car enough. It's psychology of numbers, nothing more. Some numbers, weird as it seems as a concept, are just more desirable to us at a subconscious level than others. It's along the same lines as why most shops deal in '99p' prices, despite the fact that 'round pounds' are more sensible, and easier for us to add up.

Try it...

Do you want a 732 or a 733 more? How about a 734 over a 735 ? It's less to do with what lies under the bonnet, and far more to to do with those three characters on the bootlid wink
Also E23 745i = 3.2/3.4 turbo nutter bd, or if you were a saffer you got a 3.5 twin cam nutter bd instead.

hidetheelephants

24,483 posts

194 months

Saturday 21st June 2014
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Pebbles167 said:
Rostfritt said:
I did a rally driving experience thing a few years back at Castle Coombe. They did it in a 106 Rallye as it was a smallish course that was good fun in a light basic but well balanced car. Anyone who I mentioned this to thought I was ripped off (it was a gift, given to a friend but for 2 so I was his plus 1) and it would have been better in a Subaru or Mitsubishi. It would have been like driving round a multistory in a Humvee in anything bigger.
I visit combe regularly, and they are not currently using a 106 rallye.

2 guesses what they are using now wink
Something that isn't light, basic but well-balanced? What an innovation.

xRIEx

8,180 posts

149 months

Saturday 21st June 2014
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Pebbles167 said:
Rostfritt said:
I did a rally driving experience thing a few years back at Castle Coombe. They did it in a 106 Rallye as it was a smallish course that was good fun in a light basic but well balanced car. Anyone who I mentioned this to thought I was ripped off (it was a gift, given to a friend but for 2 so I was his plus 1) and it would have been better in a Subaru or Mitsubishi. It would have been like driving round a multistory in a Humvee in anything bigger.
I visit combe regularly, and they are not currently using a 106 rallye.

2 guesses what they are using now wink
RWD N/A Subarus?

Timbergiant

995 posts

131 months

Saturday 21st June 2014
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Surprising number of people have asked why I didn't get my M4 in diesel. rolleyes

Phil117

1,538 posts

140 months

Saturday 21st June 2014
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"The brochure said I should be getting 78mpg"

ORD

18,120 posts

128 months

Saturday 21st June 2014
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Timbergiant said:
Surprising number of people have asked why I didn't get my M4 in diesel. rolleyes
Hurt them.

Pebbles167

3,458 posts

153 months

Saturday 21st June 2014
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xRIEx said:
Pebbles167 said:
Rostfritt said:
I did a rally driving experience thing a few years back at Castle Coombe. They did it in a 106 Rallye as it was a smallish course that was good fun in a light basic but well balanced car. Anyone who I mentioned this to thought I was ripped off (it was a gift, given to a friend but for 2 so I was his plus 1) and it would have been better in a Subaru or Mitsubishi. It would have been like driving round a multistory in a Humvee in anything bigger.
I visit combe regularly, and they are not currently using a 106 rallye.

2 guesses what they are using now wink
RWD N/A Subarus?
Subaru Impreza's. Bang on. Although they look (and sound) like standard turbo 2000's or WRX's.

For the size of the track, I'd rather a 106.

Stick Legs

4,940 posts

166 months

Saturday 21st June 2014
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motorhole said:
doogz said:
The E30 325 had a 2.7 litre engine.

Only the 325E had the 2.7 litre long-stroke engine. Slower revving and less powerful than the 2.5 in the 325i.

Alpina matched the 2.7 bottom end to the 2.5 top end (better flowing, large valves) to make their B27. Also a common conversion amongst enthusiasts.
This should be filed under 'Stupid things Petrol heads say', the Alpina C27 used a long stroke crank of similar dimensions to the ETA crank but it was forged. The ETA crank was cast and drsigned for a engine red lined at 4700.
The Alpina crank is much much stronger and will rev all day long above 6000.
Many enthusiasts have used ETA bottom ends in C27 type conversions but many have also had them let go.
Another problem is the ETA was a low compression engine, the comression stress' do not help either.

Richard Hearn at Fritz's Bits is the man to talk to about this, having litteraly picked up the peices of people doing this.

xRIEx

8,180 posts

149 months

Saturday 21st June 2014
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Pebbles167 said:
xRIEx said:
Pebbles167 said:
Rostfritt said:
I did a rally driving experience thing a few years back at Castle Coombe. They did it in a 106 Rallye as it was a smallish course that was good fun in a light basic but well balanced car. Anyone who I mentioned this to thought I was ripped off (it was a gift, given to a friend but for 2 so I was his plus 1) and it would have been better in a Subaru or Mitsubishi. It would have been like driving round a multistory in a Humvee in anything bigger.
I visit combe regularly, and they are not currently using a 106 rallye.

2 guesses what they are using now wink
RWD N/A Subarus?
Subaru Impreza's. Bang on. Although they look (and sound) like standard turbo 2000's or WRX's.

For the size of the track, I'd rather a 106.
If it's Subaru Rally Experience most of them are NA and converted to RWD, the 4WD turbo is for folks signed on for a full day. Fantastic fun, highly recommended.

gowmonster

2,471 posts

168 months

Saturday 21st June 2014
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knockhill used to use 1.8/2.0 sierras but Scoobies are cheap enough to use them now. tis a no brainer really.

I do love 106s though.

nickofh

603 posts

119 months

Saturday 21st June 2014
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The Mrs shows me a post on a facebook caravan sales page.

" Can my VW two door tow a small caravan "

Forget for second that most are 3 or 5 door but hey.

(So we are both thinking does she mean VW up , fox , polo , golf , scirocco etc. Could even be a transporter by the askers logic. )

Someone asks what model

" I think its a polo "

What engine size.

" I'll ring my husband .............

1.2"

We did not bother asking if this was TDI or TSI, just NO don't do it.

Should some people even be driving knowing so little never mind thinking of the responsibility of safely and considerately towing a caravan!

busta

4,504 posts

234 months

Saturday 21st June 2014
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I guess it's a marketing thing. Most people would rather pay to drive an Impreza than a 106, so thats what they have. In the same way some people would choose a Supercar experience day (where you can't go over 5000 rpm or get close to the limits of traction) over a Caterham drift day (where you never go below 5000rpm and or drive below the limits of traction).

Maybe I'll start a TDI experience day. I could talk about torque and economy, then let people loose in a Golf TDI with 500ml of fuel to see how far they can get.

busta

4,504 posts

234 months

Saturday 21st June 2014
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nickofh said:
The Mrs shows me a post on a facebook caravan sales page.

" Can my VW two door tow a small caravan "

Forget for second that most are 3 or 5 door but hey.

(So we are both thinking does she mean VW up , fox , polo , golf , scirocco etc. Could even be a transporter by the askers logic. )

Someone asks what model

" I think its a polo "

What engine size.

" I'll ring my husband .............

1.2"

We did not bother asking if this was TDI or TSI, just NO don't do it.

Should some people even be driving knowing so little never mind thinking of the responsibility of safely and considerately towing a caravan!
Yet there's a massive market for micro/teardrop caravans that could be safely towed behind a 1.2 Polo...?

ORD

18,120 posts

128 months

Saturday 21st June 2014
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busta said:
I guess it's a marketing thing. Most people would rather pay to drive an Impreza than a 106, so thats what they have. In the same way some people would choose a Supercar experience day (where you can't go over 5000 rpm or get close to the limits of traction) over a Caterham drift day (where you never go below 5000rpm and or drive below the limits of traction).

Maybe I'll start a TDI experience day. I could talk about torque and economy, then let people loose in a Golf TDI with 500ml of fuel to see how far they can get.
It sounds like hell.

'You'll get used to 1000rpm of useful torque eventually, but for a good 7 minutes, the sheer grunt of this 2 litre turbo diesel will blow your mind'
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