Stupid things non petrolheads say....
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I have absolutely no idea where he got the notion from but a colleague was proudly declaring one day last week that his (totally bog standard) Golf had a two-stroke engine - 'latest technology' apparently. The people he was telling this to couldn't really care less and wouldn't have known a two-stroke engine from a hole in the ground, and it quickly became apparent that he didn't either. I can only presume that he'd been reading about the emissions thing and had got a little confused.
Roger Irrelevant said:
I have absolutely no idea where he got the notion from but a colleague was proudly declaring one day last week that his (totally bog standard) Golf had a two-stroke engine - 'latest technology' apparently. The people he was telling this to couldn't really care less and wouldn't have known a two-stroke engine from a hole in the ground, and it quickly became apparent that he didn't either. I can only presume that he'd been reading about the emissions thing and had got a little confused.
Fun game: what had he misunderstood? Let's assume the thing he misheard has 'twin' or 'double' in it. ChemicalChaos said:
AndyS2 said:
Go on, what's the I5 pickup??
I'm going to guess a Defender TD5ORD said:
Flibble said:
Might be a cylinder on demand petrol, which runs on two cylinders under light load. Do Golfs come with those?
Good guess. I think some do. Roger Irrelevant said:
ORD said:
Flibble said:
Might be a cylinder on demand petrol, which runs on two cylinders under light load. Do Golfs come with those?
Good guess. I think some do. Not really stupid but more annoying things non petrolheads say is "Why bother cleaning your car, it is just going to get dirty again."
Right about now, I'm getting a bit fed up with all the advice that "you should get an SUV, you know".
Yes, I am aware that I am now living in Dubai, and that this city is built on sand, and I am also aware that SUVs are very popular, and that you can see out of them, but why in the hell should I buy a big, heavy, slow and underbraked truck when I want to buy a sports car?
Yes, I am aware that I am now living in Dubai, and that this city is built on sand, and I am also aware that SUVs are very popular, and that you can see out of them, but why in the hell should I buy a big, heavy, slow and underbraked truck when I want to buy a sports car?
Peanut Gallery said:
Roger Irrelevant said:
ORD said:
Flibble said:
Might be a cylinder on demand petrol, which runs on two cylinders under light load. Do Golfs come with those?
Good guess. I think some do. Not really stupid but more annoying things non petrolheads say is "Why bother cleaning your car, it is just going to get dirty again."
It gone quite a nice dark shade of red after a few months of not cleaning when viewed from a distance haha
Peanut Gallery said:
Not really stupid but more annoying things non petrolheads say is "Why bother cleaning your car, it is just going to get dirty again."
Over winter I essentially only drive when it is dark and my car lives in the garage over the weekend.Sometimes life is too short to clean a car just so other people can admire it in a train station car park for one day until it rains.
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