Stupid things non petrolheads say....

Stupid things non petrolheads say....

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iva cosworth

44,044 posts

163 months

Thursday 19th June 2014
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HereBeMonsters said:
Update on Fiat girl. "I've not sent the paperwork off anyway", despite this being about 3 months ago.
She really is the brightest.....not.

thatdude

2,655 posts

127 months

Thursday 19th June 2014
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ORD said:
It's perfectly rational.

I would be more careful on a bike than in a car, sure. The difference is this: if some douche rams into me in my car, I might be a little bit hurt; if some douche rams into me when I am on a bike, I would be a lot hurt or dead.
Well, here's the thing. That's someone else crashing into you...I think when people say "I'd kill myself riding a motorbike" they sound like they are saying "I'm just no good at planning ahead, I'll have the throttle wound wide open in top doing 160 mph then all of a sudden I'll have to brake and take a tight 90 degree left hander and I just couldnt do that because I'm too useless to control myself and my machine"

Look at the guy in who posted in biker banter about passing his test and jumping on a ducati panigale. A clear demonstration that, with a careful right hand (fnar) you can survive riding a motorcycle.

As a chap who started out on bikes and rode through and around london for 6 years before getting a car, I found myself disliking driving cars. I felt I had no-where to position myself to get out of harms way (something I have used to my advantage a couple of times on my bike). I generally feel safer on a motorcycle than in a car, and I can envisage siutaitons where if I had the same crash but one on the bike and one in the car, I'd be much, much worse off in the car. It depends on perspectives I guess. Bikes are dangerous, indeed...but dont think that cars are 100% safe either

Edited by thatdude on Thursday 19th June 13:43

gowmonster

2,471 posts

167 months

Thursday 19th June 2014
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chrispmartha said:
anthonysjb said:
a BMW 318 is a 1.8l, 320 a 2.0l, 335 3.5l, etc etc..
I would hardly call that stupid, in fact it would be quite a logical way of thinking surely?
it would when it actually did mean the engine sizes like it used to only when they got to e36 they started faffing about, eg 323 and 325 were both 2.5l 318 was a 1.8 (bar derv it was a 1.7) 328 was a 2.8 etc.

e46s, it was all over the shop, only the 330 and the 325 had engines that reflected the badge. the 318 actually had a bigger cc that the 320 :S :S :S

Hooli

32,278 posts

200 months

Thursday 19th June 2014
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jamieduff1981 said:
zeppelin101 said:
ORD said:
It's perfectly rational.

I would be more careful on a bike than in a car, sure. The difference is this: if some douche rams into me in my car, I might be a little bit hurt; if some douche rams into me when I am on a bike, I would be a lot hurt or dead.
That. Given that the majority of people on my commute can't seem to identify a car on the road without trying to have an accident with it, I dread to think how long I would last on something which is even smaller.
I'm in this camp too. I'm afraid of bikes. It's not so much myself that I'm afraid of, but I'd feel extremely vulnerable riding on the road. Possibly irrational, and statistically it appears safer per-hour of indulgence than private flying which I do enjoy, but my perception of motorbikes remains. Partly it may be because almost everyone knows of someone who has been seriously injured or was killed in a bike accident. It does taint one's judgement somewhat.

I don't drive a diesel car.
I used to be in that camp, then I got a bike. It's funny how your perception of the risk changes when your doing it everyday.

Cotty

39,538 posts

284 months

Thursday 19th June 2014
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slipstream 1985 said:
chrispmartha said:
anthonysjb said:
a BMW 318 is a 1.8l, 320 a 2.0l, 335 3.5l, etc etc..
I would hardly call that stupid, in fact it would be quite a logical way of thinking surely?
It used to be that way though.
Nope, I had the first model of 3 series the E30, it was a 316 which used a 1,766cc engine. Basically the 318i engine without the injection but they didn't call it a 318

Patrick Bateman

12,180 posts

174 months

Thursday 19th June 2014
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People forget they've been doing it for ages.

thatdude

2,655 posts

127 months

Thursday 19th June 2014
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Cotty said:
Nope, I had the first model of 3 series the E30, it was a 316 which used a 1,766cc engine. Basically the 318i engine without the injection but they didn't call it a 318
BMW do something like this with their desiels...they are all 2 litre, but differant cams etc

sparkyhx

4,151 posts

204 months

Thursday 19th June 2014
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HereBeMonsters said:
Bungleaio said:
sparkyhx said:
BHC said:
HereBeMonsters said:
Early last year, girl at work bought a brand new Fiat 500. No idea how, because I know how little she is paid, but the £199 a month seemed like a bargain to her, to replace her Mum's old Civic ("it needs new tyres and brakes soon, which I just can't afford") with something shiny.

Now she's accidentally up the duff, and she wants to buy a small house with her boyfriend. Sold the Fiat to get money for the deposit, she's got his 07 plate Corsa to get to work with, as he commutes on the train now.

She's now asking my advice, as she's stopped making her car payments because "I don't have the car anymore". No amount of trying to explain that she has the value of the car in her bank account will make her see. She's asking for the number of a friend of mine who's a lawyer to "take these people to court to stop harassing me".

How she sold it with finance owing, I have no idea, but she got around £7k for it, so far more than she's paid on the finance so far. I think she sold it to a mate of a mate, and now thinks the person who bought it off her should be paying for it. She just does not understand the concept.
So she doesn't get the fact that she never paid a £7000 sum? She and the friend are going to be very out of pocket....
could be PCP at that cost as well - so she could owe the remainder 7K and the 'balloon'. Dumb f*cker
That is particularly staggering that she can be so stupid.
To be honest, I don't quite understand how this works either - does she have to keep paying the monthly, or can she use the £7k she got for selling it to pay it off in one go? I don't think there's a balloon at the end - I warned her against such things when she bought it, and it was a very basic model pre-registered by the dealer.

In the meantime I've told her she has to pay the finance company the outstanding payments (she's cancelled the direct debit herself) or she'll be finding it very difficult to get a mortgage. She's still indignant that "this has happened to me". She's going to speak to her Dad about it tonight. I will report back.
Brand new even the basic is 10K, plus interest over 5 years (unless she had a trade in). She's only paying 2400 a year so it must be a 5 year finance deal or PCP.

She may well owe far more than the 7k she sold it for.

xRIEx

8,180 posts

148 months

Thursday 19th June 2014
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thatdude said:
Cotty said:
Nope, I had the first model of 3 series the E30, it was a 316 which used a 1,766cc engine. Basically the 318i engine without the injection but they didn't call it a 318
BMW do something like this with their desiels...they are all 2 litre, but differant cams etc
I think that very phrase has appeared in this thread hehe They have 2l and 3l diesel engines I believe.

Edited by xRIEx on Thursday 19th June 14:46

motorhole

658 posts

220 months

Thursday 19th June 2014
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iva cosworth said:
She really is the brightest.....not.
I'm wondering what this girl does for a job. She must either be good at something or be able to understand something. Surely?

HereBeMonsters

14,180 posts

182 months

Thursday 19th June 2014
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sparkyhx said:
Brand new even the basic is 10K, plus interest over 5 years (unless she had a trade in). She's only paying 2400 a year so it must be a 5 year finance deal or PCP.

She may well owe far more than the 7k she sold it for.
Yes, she traded in her Mum's Civic (which wasn't particularly old) and some cash, I believe, to get that headline-grabbing £199/month.

Chest Rockwell

320 posts

118 months

Thursday 19th June 2014
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johnny fotze said:
Ooooh!, you missed a sitter there. 'Penis extension' is woman speak for "I want you, big boy"
No, she was the office moose whose end of nose resembled a bell-end.

chrispmartha

15,451 posts

129 months

Thursday 19th June 2014
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gowmonster said:
it would when it actually did mean the engine sizes like it used to only when they got to e36 they started faffing about, eg 323 and 325 were both 2.5l 318 was a 1.8 (bar derv it was a 1.7) 328 was a 2.8 etc.

e46s, it was all over the shop, only the 330 and the 325 had engines that reflected the badge. the 318 actually had a bigger cc that the 320 :S :S :S
I'll take your word for it. My point still stands, in this case it's not the 'non petrol heads' that are stupid, it's BMW's naming conventions.

Corpulent Tosser

5,459 posts

245 months

Thursday 19th June 2014
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slipstream 1985 said:
chrispmartha said:
anthonysjb said:
a BMW 318 is a 1.8l, 320 a 2.0l, 335 3.5l, etc etc..
I would hardly call that stupid, in fact it would be quite a logical way of thinking surely?
It used to be that way though.
Yes indeed when BMW model numbers actually meant something, now they would be as well just giving them names instead.

Frimley111R

15,657 posts

234 months

Thursday 19th June 2014
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Sister - "What stupid car are you coming up to our house in today?" (Meaning Evora, Boxster or something else I have at the time)

Me - "Lets talk about that shall we. Now which one of us has a 2 tonne, 4x4 with 7 seats (she has a XC90) and which one of us has a small 2 seat car?"

Sister - "Yeah, well fair point."

readit

Mr SFJ

4,076 posts

122 months

Thursday 19th June 2014
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gowmonster said:
it would when it actually did mean the engine sizes like it used to only when they got to e36 they started faffing about, eg 323 and 325 were both 2.5l 318 was a 1.8 (bar derv it was a 1.7) 328 was a 2.8 etc.

e46s, it was all over the shop, only the 330 and the 325 had engines that reflected the badge. the 318 actually had a bigger cc that the 320 :S :S :S
On the E46's, the 318i had a 2.0 4Cyl
the 320i had a 2.2 6cyl.

Evangelion

7,725 posts

178 months

Thursday 19th June 2014
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Mr SFJ said:
gowmonster said:
it would when it actually did mean the engine sizes like it used to only when they got to e36 they started faffing about, eg 323 and 325 were both 2.5l 318 was a 1.8 (bar derv it was a 1.7) 328 was a 2.8 etc.

e46s, it was all over the shop, only the 330 and the 325 had engines that reflected the badge. the 318 actually had a bigger cc that the 320 :S :S :S
On the E46's, the 318i had a 2.0 4Cyl
the 320i had a 2.2 6cyl.
... and the 325 was a 3.8 I seem to recall ...

Mr SFJ

4,076 posts

122 months

Friday 20th June 2014
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Evangelion said:
... and the 325 was a 3.8 I seem to recall ...
There wasn't a 3.8 3 series.

I don't recall them doing a 2.8 325i though, I thought it was 2.5 then upped to a 3 litre?

yellowjack

17,077 posts

166 months

Friday 20th June 2014
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Even going back to the E23 7 Series, when most of the range had a model number which reflected the engine capacity, there were exceptions to the convention.

The 735 had a 3.4 litre (3428cc) M30B34 engine, and the 733i had a 3.2 litre (3210cc) M30B32 unit. The only reason I can think of for this is because BMW designed the car and engine first, to meet a brief, then they went to their 'naming convention' department to get a model number...

The M30B34 unit should have powered the "BMW 734" and the M30B32, if convention had been followed, ought to have been in the "BMW 732"

...and I reckon that management just decided that, as model numbers, they just didn't look, or sound, Dynamic enough, and didn't help to sell the car enough. It's psychology of numbers, nothing more. Some numbers, weird as it seems as a concept, are just more desirable to us at a subconscious level than others. It's along the same lines as why most shops deal in '99p' prices, despite the fact that 'round pounds' are more sensible, and easier for us to add up.

Try it...

Do you want a 732 or a 733 more? How about a 734 over a 735 ? It's less to do with what lies under the bonnet, and far more to to do with those three characters on the bootlid wink

VladD

7,855 posts

265 months

Friday 20th June 2014
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yellowjack said:
Even going back to the E23 7 Series, when most of the range had a model number which reflected the engine capacity, there were exceptions to the convention.

The 735 had a 3.4 litre (3428cc) M30B34 engine, and the 733i had a 3.2 litre (3210cc) M30B32 unit. The only reason I can think of for this is because BMW designed the car and engine first, to meet a brief, then they went to their 'naming convention' department to get a model number...

The M30B34 unit should have powered the "BMW 734" and the M30B32, if convention had been followed, ought to have been in the "BMW 732"

...and I reckon that management just decided that, as model numbers, they just didn't look, or sound, Dynamic enough, and didn't help to sell the car enough. It's psychology of numbers, nothing more. Some numbers, weird as it seems as a concept, are just more desirable to us at a subconscious level than others. It's along the same lines as why most shops deal in '99p' prices, despite the fact that 'round pounds' are more sensible, and easier for us to add up.

Try it...

Do you want a 732 or a 733 more? How about a 734 over a 735 ? It's less to do with what lies under the bonnet, and far more to to do with those three characters on the bootlid wink
My 750i had a 5.4 V12, but a 754 would have sounded weird. Seven fifty four sounds more like the time you'd catch a train.
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