Stupid things non petrolheads say....

Stupid things non petrolheads say....

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M42Lisa

43 posts

112 months

Sunday 1st March 2015
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From a veg chomping friend and full paid up member of the Green Party ( hurt finger typing that) she said to me in the Porsche "I like the open air (top down) but don't go too fast" I know, I, know ...hot but not



Patrick Bateman

12,177 posts

174 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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A workmate today-

'The 2 series doesn't look like a proper BMW at all. And it's ugly'

That statement alone would be fair enough. Given the person that said this just bought a brand new X1 is somewhat perplexing though.

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

261 months

Saturday 7th March 2015
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'If you want to exceed 70MPH, you should do it on a racetrack. Why do it on the M40?'

Because there aren't any racetracks connecting Warwick and Beaconsfield, racetracks go round in circles and are therefore no use to me in getting to an urgent appointment. I don't drive at 71MPH simply because I want to see what my speedometer looks like at that speed.

TREMAiNE

3,916 posts

149 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
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These guys are meant to be petrolheads but their schoolyard bullst makes me think otherwise.

IanCress

4,409 posts

166 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
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Any print outs that have been laminated instantly become fact.

Actually, 80bhp from a map is probably possible. For example the Revo stage 1 map for the Golf Ed30 takes it from 230bhp to 305bhp.

A.J.M

7,906 posts

186 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
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For the above.

Remap may be possible depending on car and engine.
I have a print out of a remap done at a place I wish to remap my own car.
They took a standard 2.7 tdv6 disco 3 from 188 to 240bhp and torque from 325 to 412 lbft.
That's a 52 bhp increase so 80 may be doable. However, engine and car dependant.

However, the speed claims are beyond bullst. hehe

masermartin

1,629 posts

177 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
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180 in a Vectra? scratchchin

Jim the Sunderer

3,239 posts

182 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
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masermartin said:
180 in a Vectra? scratchchin
Perhaps the 2.8 turbo, I'm guess he's got the small diesel though.

Andy665

3,622 posts

228 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
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masermartin said:
180 in a Vectra? scratchchin
km/h

irocfan

40,421 posts

190 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
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IanCress said:
Any print outs that have been laminated instantly become fact.

Actually, 80bhp from a map is probably possible. For example the Revo stage 1 map for the Golf Ed30 takes it from 230bhp to 305bhp.
actually that's only 75 increase.... wink

IanCress

4,409 posts

166 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
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My point being that if 75 is possible, then 80 probably is.

You pedantic tt wink

scarble

5,277 posts

157 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
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Andy665 said:
km/h
more like 180 bhp tongue out

Edited by scarble on Wednesday 18th March 10:34

Doodlebug87

188 posts

113 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
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Adding that much power to an MPS without supporting mods will result in it being able to hit that speed (downhill with the wind behind it and without the ridiculous camber of an MPS which drives around Andover) once before the block turns into a big bag of lego

mackie1

8,153 posts

233 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
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irocfan said:
IanCress said:
Any print outs that have been laminated instantly become fact.

Actually, 80bhp from a map is probably possible. For example the Revo stage 1 map for the Golf Ed30 takes it from 230bhp to 305bhp.
actually that's only 75 increase.... wink
That engine is pretty much detuned from the factory though. It's more like a 40hp increase over what it should have been in the first place.
A bit like the regular C63 going from 450 to 520 with just a remap. That's a hell of a lot for an NA engine but it's intentionally held back in standard form.

irocfan

40,421 posts

190 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
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IanCress said:
My point being that if 75 is possible, then 80 probably is.

You pedantic tt wink
of course - this is pistonheads where pedantry matters <grin>

Horse Pop

685 posts

144 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
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Normally 20% is considered good.

I guess the gains are so huge on the Edition 35 because of the bigger turbo. That's more a case of it being mapped quite conservatively from factory, no?

There's a similarly eye opening figure for the Mk7 GTi although that's got a lot to do with it being under rated from factory.

DannyScene

6,624 posts

155 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
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iva cosworth said:
Just showed a pic of Ari Vatenen I took last week to a bloke at work.

"Never heard of him"
I had to google because I too had never heard of him, I'm not big into rally though

AB

16,975 posts

195 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
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DannyScene said:
iva cosworth said:
Just showed a pic of Ari Vatenen I took last week to a bloke at work.

"Never heard of him"
I had to google because I too had never heard of him, I'm not big into rally though
Who?

DannyScene

6,624 posts

155 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
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AB said:
DannyScene said:
iva cosworth said:
Just showed a pic of Ari Vatenen I took last week to a bloke at work.

"Never heard of him"
I had to google because I too had never heard of him, I'm not big into rally though
Who?
Finnish rally driver turned politician, apparently

AB

16,975 posts

195 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
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Can't believe I didn't know the name bow
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