Stupid things non petrolheads say....

Stupid things non petrolheads say....

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Baryonyx

17,995 posts

159 months

Wednesday 6th January 2016
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feef said:
Dear lord.

SlimJim16v

5,652 posts

143 months

Wednesday 6th January 2016
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"Help me buy/choose a diesel"

rainmakerraw

1,222 posts

126 months

Wednesday 6th January 2016
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"My 1.9 TDI Astra convertible is the best car I've ever owned. It's easily faster than my old [shed] 530i, and I've beaten two Porches and an M3 off the lights this last week, and they were both definitely trying as well. They looked proper pissed off when I won. My car has a sport button near the gearbox, see. I just press it and the whole car comes alive."

I st you not. hehe

AW111

9,674 posts

133 months

Wednesday 6th January 2016
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feef said:
He needs to check out kale auto http://kalecoauto.com

Here is their adjustable power band : http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=product_...

Utterpiffle

831 posts

180 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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AW111 said:
He needs to check out kale auto http://kalecoauto.com

Here is their adjustable power band : http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=product_...
Oh that's ace. The brass balls seem rather good value.

Halmyre

11,185 posts

139 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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AW111 said:
feef said:
He needs to check out kale auto http://kalecoauto.com

Here is their adjustable power band : http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=product_...
Piston return springs...710 cap...combined wheel/salad spinners...ROFL

walm

10,609 posts

202 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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Halmyre said:
AW111 said:
feef said:
He needs to check out kale auto http://kalecoauto.com

Here is their adjustable power band : http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=product_...
Piston return springs...710 cap...combined wheel/salad spinners...ROFL
I am loving the 5-star review from the bloke who installed the cross-drilled brake lines on his ex-wife's car...

ORD

18,107 posts

127 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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rainmakerraw said:
"My 1.9 TDI Astra convertible is the best car I've ever owned. It's easily faster than my old [shed] 530i, and I've beaten two Porches and an M3 off the lights this last week, and they were both definitely trying as well. They looked proper pissed off when I won. My car has a sport button near the gearbox, see. I just press it and the whole car comes alive."

I st you not. hehe
Time to fess up. I was one of his victims. It was going well until I collapsed in laughter that someone would buy a diesel convertible, which prevented me being able to change into 2nd gear.

Hackney

6,828 posts

208 months

Wednesday 13th January 2016
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After reading the "regretting buying a Subaru" thread I was reminded of when I lived in Peterborough (I worked there, I'm not proud of it). I was in a house share with a few other lads and owned an Alfa 146, which sounded pretty good and (compared to the cars I'd previously owned) was pretty quick.

One of the lads I shared with asked me about the engine and why it sounded the way it did, so I told him it was because it was a 'boxer' engine.

A few days later I heard him enthusing to one of the other guys about how my car sounded the way it did "because it's got the engine from a Boxster in it"

31mph

1,308 posts

135 months

Wednesday 13th January 2016
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Hackney said:
After reading the "regretting buying a Subaru" thread I was reminded of when I lived in Peterborough (I worked there, I'm not proud of it). I was in a house share with a few other lads and owned an Alfa 146, which sounded pretty good and (compared to the cars I'd previously owned) was pretty quick.

One of the lads I shared with asked me about the engine and why it sounded the way it did, so I told him it was because it was a 'boxer' engine.

A few days later I heard him enthusing to one of the other guys about how my car sounded the way it did "because it's got the engine from a Boxster in it"
Now that's funny laugh

Hooli

32,278 posts

200 months

Wednesday 13th January 2016
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irocfan said:
get similar reactions when they ask me what size engine my Mustang has - my answer is generally "...it's only 4.6..." which really confuses them lol
Until I crashed it I always referred to my XJ40 as the little 3.2.

gowmonster

2,471 posts

167 months

Thursday 14th January 2016
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Hackney said:
After reading the "regretting buying a Subaru" thread I was reminded of when I lived in Peterborough (I worked there, I'm not proud of it). I was in a house share with a few other lads and owned an Alfa 146, which sounded pretty good and (compared to the cars I'd previously owned) was pretty quick.

One of the lads I shared with asked me about the engine and why it sounded the way it did, so I told him it was because it was a 'boxer' engine.

A few days later I heard him enthusing to one of the other guys about how my car sounded the way it did "because it's got the engine from a Boxster in it"
I don't see that thread, can you post the link?

telecat

8,528 posts

241 months

Thursday 14th January 2016
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feef said:
Well These guys have a Two stroke Montesa converted from 4T so not impossible.....

http://www.nonstopadventure.co.nz/misc_bikes.php

MikeGoodwin

3,337 posts

117 months

Thursday 14th January 2016
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EV related comments like - ICE will be dead in 10 years. Who would want to drive a smelly ICE. The Tesla can beat most ICE cars in a drag race why would I want old dinosaur tech.

ORD

18,107 posts

127 months

Thursday 14th January 2016
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The EV lovers are typical non-petrolheads in that they just dont get what we love about petrol cars.

They always sound like the husband who says "You already have 2 handbags. Why would you want anymore? " or the non-food lover who says "Why would you pay all that money for a Michelin star meal when fish and chips will also fill you up?". Essentially the same small-minded people who say that fast cars are pointless, but they now have the fact that the Tesla is fast (in a straight line) as some kind of trump card to respond to people who ACTUALLY love cars, rather than just wanting pub bore numbers for 0-60 in a 2 ton barge.

HustleRussell

24,655 posts

160 months

Thursday 14th January 2016
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I personally think it's small-minded to call EV-lovers 'small minded'.

Krikkit

26,515 posts

181 months

Thursday 14th January 2016
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HustleRussell said:
I personally think it's small-minded to call EV-lovers 'small minded'.
Actually I agree with the above - writing off *all* ICE cars because EVs are becoming more practical is stupid. They (or hydrogen-powered cars) will become the default power source in the next 20 years, but there's still place for ICE in a fun car.

ORD

18,107 posts

127 months

Thursday 14th January 2016
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HustleRussell said:
I personally think it's small-minded to call EV-lovers 'small minded'.
I think it's small-minded to say that is small-minded to say that it's small-minded to be an EV-lover who doesnt appreciate a good ICE.

LankyLegoHead

749 posts

132 months

Thursday 14th January 2016
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According to my Girlfriend paying over £1million for any type of car is silly for "Just some metal" but she could totally justify a £10,000 handbag we saw for sale.

SlimJim16v

5,652 posts

143 months

Thursday 14th January 2016
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ORD said:
I think it's small-minded to say that is small-minded to say that it's small-minded to be an EV-lover who doesnt appreciate a good ICE.
You're just being narrow minded.
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