Mr. James May 'keeps it real'

Mr. James May 'keeps it real'

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Ray Luxury-Yacht

8,910 posts

217 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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Greenwich Ross said:
monthefish said:
Greenwich Ross said:
Was walking down King Street in Hammersmith last night (with Greenwich Sarah) and who was coming the other way? Why, it was popular motoring journalist Mr. James "Captain Slow" May (eyes down, looking shifty; trying to avoid being recognised, I guess. You failed, Mr May. You failed). Anyhoo, I knew he lived in Hammersmith a while back but hadn't realised he still did. Presumably he was popping out to buy a pint of bitter, a badly packed kebab or heading to TK Maxx to buy a new jumper.

So, you can take your Chipping Sodomy (or wherever the other two live), London is the place to be. Unless you need to drive anywhere in a hurry. Or buy an affordable house. Or not die of stress.

Have you got any other stories of motoring related celebrities 'keeping it real'?
He 'kept it real' by "walking down King Street in Hammersmith"?

There must be more to the anecdote than that surely?
...and he was on fire whilst juggling midgets."

No, i'm afraid that's it. It was more related to him still living in Hammersmith despite his fame and/or fortune.

Apologies, but these austerity measures have hit my seasoned raconteuring hard.

Edited by Greenwich Ross on Friday 8th October 10:48
biggrin I like you, Greenwich Ross. Not in a gayer way though, obviously.


Ben Hughes

1,937 posts

180 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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Played (as in music, not monopoly) at Judi Dench's garden party - lovely lady. She drives a Rover 45.

F i F

44,116 posts

252 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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Hannu Mikkola once cadged a cup of tea off our caravan at a service stop.

Saw Stig Blomqvist waiting for his flight at Arlanda, we did that mutual look of recognition, cursory bloke nod each way and then got with our journeys.

monthefish

20,443 posts

232 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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F i F said:
we did that mutual look of recognition
He recognised you?

Chris71

21,536 posts

243 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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Francismantis said:
Kelly Jones (of Stereophonics fame) lives just around the corner from me.
In England?!

They'll be burning effigies of him in the valleys if that's the case...

F i F

44,116 posts

252 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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monthefish said:
F i F said:
we did that mutual look of recognition
He recognised you?
Guess so as he was clearly looking at me as I walked down the terminal.
From Lombard RAC days.


ribenavrs

555 posts

197 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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spotted Chris Moyles in Leeds Habitat a couple of years ago

daughter went over and said Hi and he was quite pleasant

god knows why I was in there?? paperbag

Matt80MINI

1,137 posts

173 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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I drive past TV's Sarah Beeny dropping the kids off (literally) almost every morning.

Yes, yes you would...

mnkiboy

4,409 posts

167 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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ribenavrs said:
spotted Chris Moyles in Leeds Habitat a couple of years ago

daughter went over and said Hi and he was quite pleasant

god knows why I was in there?? paperbag
I saw him in a pub in Highgate (I forget the pub, i'm not a Londoner) and he was perfectly nice and said hello.

Really pissed me off, as I think he's a wker. You're a wker, so act like one!

Witchfinder

6,250 posts

253 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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I met Michael Sheard (A.K.A. Mr. Bronson, A.K.A. Admiral Ozzel, A.K.A. Adolf Hitler) at GenCon years ago. He was a top bloke, and he enjoyed a few beers. Rest in Peace!

Peter Mayhew (Chewbacca) was a bit of an arse though.

Silverbullet767

10,712 posts

207 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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Matt80MINI said:
I drive past TV's Sarah Beeny dropping the kids off (literally)
She throws her kids out of the car! yikes

Ozone

3,046 posts

188 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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Matt80MINI said:
I drive past TV's Sarah Beeny dropping the kids off (literally) almost every morning.

Yes, yes you would...
yes

I would like her to help me with my semi.... wink

phil1967

312 posts

193 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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kenny dalglish was beeping at my dad to get out of the way when I was 8 as he was trying to take my picture under the "You'll Never Walk Alone" sign at Anfield.

was waiting at LAX by myself for the plane home when a load of people ran up to the little redhead standing next to me for her autograph. turns out she liked talking about band camp and masterbating with musical instruments in a film from a few years back.

Sylvester McCoy eating with his family next to me in the Florida Mall food court circa 1993

Going to the house party of the tribe tranlater guy from Ace Ventura 2 (don't remember his name as i was trashed) and i was chatting up the girlfriend of some guy off Londons Burning

Being parked next to Dane Bowers in Dartford when he was at the height of his fame (it was a plain Ford Focus) and people were shouting abuse at him, though I look like him so it could have been at me as I had absued various people that night. once again i was trashed.

Danny Baker picking his kids up from my school circa 1997

When was a fishmonger used to sell Monkfish to Gloria Hunniford.

Jerome from Robson and Jerome would wander around the supermarket I worked in every couple of weeks.



Trif

748 posts

174 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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I saw Prince William and Lord Freddie in some clothes shop that of which I couldn't afford anything inside it!

shirt

22,600 posts

202 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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I once saw nick cave walking up portobello in a 3 piece victorian suit and eating a bag of chips. I've waited ages for a crap anecdote thread to tell you all about it.

Dave The Jackal

38 posts

166 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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Not even vaguely car related, but in keeping with the, er, keeping it real vibe of the OP...

Sam Mr Grand Designs himself, Kevin McCloud, on a train (1st class mind) from somewhere in Cumbria, to Manchester. Bunch of kids w/out tickets came into the cabin to avoid the conductor and sat with him as he had a table / 4 seats to himself and he happily chatted to them and even posed for a phote when they got to Manc.

I'd have told 'em to get lost.

Ved

3,825 posts

176 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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Saw Paul Daniels getting his Rolls cleaned on the road between Reading and Maidenhead. Debbie was with him and I swear she had the most amazing set of legs I've ever seen.

Greg_D

6,542 posts

247 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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Paddy_N_Murphy said:
mig25_foxbat2003 said:
...and I've had an argument with Princess Anne when I was snotty and eight.
My Dog's chased her Cats over the Wall at Gatcombe Park hehe
well, one of my horses bled in one of her stables, and she demonstrated the docker mouth that she is famous for.

I was also sarcastic to her at a prize giving as a snotty teenager. A first, according to one of her (surprisingly low key) bodyguards!

Greg

mgcameraman

19 posts

164 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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I have just remebered another two (poor memory since the aformentioned amsterdam trip smokin )

I was bought a silverstone rally experience for my birthday and when i had finished we went back to the visitor centre. I spoted a lovely collection of cars parked over on the Stowe circuit and wandered over. It was filming of 5th gear with VBH and Jason Plato interviewing Colin Mcrae! The cars were part of his personal collection, i will try and find some of the photos later.

Also at Silverstone a few years later with work for the Brticar 24hr when Top Gear were taking part, i saw the whole team including the Stig (who sat the whole time in his helmet!) and Clarkson mincing about behind the garages on his phone chain smoking!

Once saw the blonde one out of birds of a feather shopping in Camden market too but thats not really really motoring related!

Allblackdup

3,312 posts

209 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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Rhys Ifans walking out of a lloyds pharmacy down cardiff bay one lunch time.