Mr. James May 'keeps it real'

Mr. James May 'keeps it real'

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Greg_D

6,542 posts

247 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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oh yeah,

my wife was babysat on a regular basis by tommy cooper (I say....) at Gibraltar because he was a regular at the bar that my outlaws ran at the time

greg

RegMolehusband

3,962 posts

258 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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Not me - but my son driving his slightly tatty old Honda CRX near Oxford pulled alongside a McLaren F1 at the traffic lights. He glanced over and saw Rowan Atkinson sitting there. Son being son he grinned and gave Rowan the thumbs up who obligingly winked back at him being the nice ordinary petrolhead that he is.

thewilly

377 posts

170 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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Second entry as I forgot earlier - Vicky Butler Henderson visited the dealership I worked at the time at and did a couple of photos outside. Not very nice in person.

cml

715 posts

263 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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These are all really sad tales - there must be loads of rich and/or famous types lurking here that hang out with other rich and/or famous types all day. Pah.

Ahem.

I once once asked to 'make way for the king of Spain' by one of his aides.

Been to Silverstone with Paddy Hopkirk - really nice guy, generous and freindly.

In my youth I once XXXXXX XXXX with Mel Smith - bit of a git at the time (in case you've improved Mr Smith)

Met Cheggers at a New Years Eve party - desperately insecure bloke at the time (ditto)

mgcameraman

19 posts

164 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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thewilly said:
Second entry as I forgot earlier - Vicky Butler Henderson visited the dealership I worked at the time at and did a couple of photos outside. Not very nice in person.
Take that back!

thewilly

377 posts

170 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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mgcameraman said:
thewilly said:
Second entry as I forgot earlier - Vicky Butler Henderson visited the dealership I worked at the time at and did a couple of photos outside. Not very nice in person.
Take that back!
Can't. You have no idea how disappointed I was. NO IDEA. Waste of a million wks.

Greenwich Ross

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1,219 posts

174 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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cml said:
Bell end
I cannot believe Keith Chegwin is the most mentioned 'celebrity' in this thread. He really must put himself about.

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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Greenwich Ross said:
cml said:
Bell end
I cannot believe Keith Chegwin is the most mentioned 'celebrity' in this thread. He really must put himself about.
I had the misfortune to see his Bell End on a program he hosted on C5 years ago, it haunts me to this day

mgcameraman

19 posts

164 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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thewilly said:
mgcameraman said:
thewilly said:
Second entry as I forgot earlier - Vicky Butler Henderson visited the dealership I worked at the time at and did a couple of photos outside. Not very nice in person.
Take that back!
Can't. You have no idea how disappointed I was. NO IDEA. Waste of a million wks.
laugh

Greenwich Ross

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1,219 posts

174 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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Ray Luxury-Yacht said:
Greenwich Ross said:
monthefish said:
Greenwich Ross said:
Was walking down King Street in Hammersmith last night (with Greenwich Sarah) and who was coming the other way? Why, it was popular motoring journalist Mr. James "Captain Slow" May (eyes down, looking shifty; trying to avoid being recognised, I guess. You failed, Mr May. You failed). Anyhoo, I knew he lived in Hammersmith a while back but hadn't realised he still did. Presumably he was popping out to buy a pint of bitter, a badly packed kebab or heading to TK Maxx to buy a new jumper.

So, you can take your Chipping Sodomy (or wherever the other two live), London is the place to be. Unless you need to drive anywhere in a hurry. Or buy an affordable house. Or not die of stress.

Have you got any other stories of motoring related celebrities 'keeping it real'?
He 'kept it real' by "walking down King Street in Hammersmith"?

There must be more to the anecdote than that surely?
...and he was on fire whilst juggling midgets."

No, i'm afraid that's it. It was more related to him still living in Hammersmith despite his fame and/or fortune.

Apologies, but these austerity measures have hit my seasoned raconteuring hard.

Edited by Greenwich Ross on Friday 8th October 10:48
biggrin I like you, Greenwich Ross. Not in a gayer way though, obviously.
Any port in a storm.

Sixpackpert

4,561 posts

215 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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Matt80MINI said:
I drive past TV's Sarah Beeny dropping the kids off (literally) almost every morning.
She should get a door for her outdoor lav then.

skodamanpat

367 posts

180 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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The Bass/vocalist Terence David 'Terry' Uttley from Smokie used to live a couple of doors away complete with pink roller. Went to school with his daughter, he gave her a watch for her birthday and everytime the second hand swept the minute his photo lit up in the face yuck.

volvoforlife

724 posts

164 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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Soovy said:
Cleo Rocos is my next door neighbor.



You wood.
Is that a bloke in drag?

juansolo

3,012 posts

279 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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RegMolehusband said:
Not me - but my son driving his slightly tatty old Honda CRX near Oxford pulled alongside a McLaren F1 at the traffic lights. He glanced over and saw Rowan Atkinson sitting there. Son being son he grinned and gave Rowan the thumbs up who obligingly winked back at him being the nice ordinary petrolhead that he is.
Was at Spa and someone turned up with a D-Type, a E-Type and a Lister. Went over asked if it was ok to take some photos. Didn't realise until I was walking away that it was Rowan, his missus and another fella (the bloke I asked). Proper petrolheads the lot of them. His missus wondered into our garage later and was nattering to us about our car. Very nice people. I suppose it's nice for them to go somewhere where the people are far more interested in the cars than them. Helps if you have stonking cars mind you. Have photies at home (of the cars smile ).

Edited by juansolo on Friday 8th October 18:39

marcosgt

11,021 posts

177 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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Someone mentioned Princess Anne.

She almost ran me over in Windsor Park when I was about 9 too. She was driving a Reliant Scimitar I believe.

M.

RichyBoy

3,740 posts

218 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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Ages ago i saw eddie izzard waiting for a tube at swiss cottage station.

bob1179

14,107 posts

210 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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Johnny Ball at 'Tomorrows World Live' in about 1999. The man is a legend.

When I was at uni I worked in Sainsburys and would often get to talk to some of the cast of Last Of The Summer Wine and Emmerdale Farm when ever they came in to do their shopping. Stephen Lewis used to come in and do his 'Blakey' for us, which was always nice.

There was also a model who used to come in all the time, she was dating a local bloke. I think she was in the first 'I'm a celebrity, get me out of here' jungle thing. I actually spent ages talking to her and had no idea who was she was (I still can't remember her name), when the lads told me, I was amazed at how plain she looked. Though to be honest, I don't think I've ever met another model so what do I know?

smile

Chris71

21,536 posts

243 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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Almost forgot my most recent one - racing drivers and motoring presenters aside - was at our works' Christmas do last year. I turned round to notice Des Lynham (sp?) was on the opposite table.

mercfunder

8,535 posts

174 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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ManOpener said:
I nearly ran over Robbie Williams in the Barbican.


Edited by ManOpener on Friday 8th October 12:30
Well that was a missed opportunity.

so called

9,090 posts

210 months

Friday 8th October 2010
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About 8 years ago I was travelling from Gatwick up to Crewe on a very full train.
I was sat in a vestibule on a tip down seat with about 5 others and the guy next to me on the other tip down seat was Alan Minter, ex Undisputed Middleweight World Champion and National Hero (IMO).

He was on his way "up norf" to give an after dinner speach.
As we aproached Crewe I asked him how he was getting to the venue and he said another train and then a taxi.
I called my wife to pick me up and told Alan that I would take.
As we left the station top in my wifes Peugot Cabrio Alan was stood up in the back, arms raised Rocky style.
He insisted coming to my house first for a cuppy and played ball in the garden with my kidsa nd my old bulldog.

What a star man. Sent me a signed photo a couple of weeks later.
He sure was keeping it real.

Edited by so called on Friday 8th October 15:16