Just met Jason Plato...

[ZOLLAR]

lance1a said:

Is there a smiley on here for giving oral sex? Or spewing?

Take your pick

[mr boombastic]

Parrot of Doom said:

What a great community we have here. A community of gobstes, intent on making someone who probably feels pretty bad, even worse.

You really are a sad, miserable old bd arn't you! Lighten up prick!

[thegreenhell]

WeirdNeville said:

Lordbenny said:

spurs-442 said:

Lordbenny said:

Just read through as much of this classic thread as I could in the limited time I have!!! All I can say is that I am dumbstruck!

One thing though, I still cant get the 'custard' reference although I've looked everywhere. Can someone please explain?

Posting yourself or your car with a tin of Bird's Eye to prove that you aren't Bstting.

Why Custard & why Bird's Eye? Sorry, I'm very naive!

It originated on barryboys.co.uk (you probably won't like the humour over there) for times when a person would say "I drive a Porsche and you all know nothing" etc. Proof would be demanded, usually by means of them taking a photo of a household item perched on said possession. Initially it was a loaf of bread, but it evolved into "Custard Proof" with the standard item being a can of Birds Custard. This was partly because it's hard to photoshop in all the curves and shadows, but mainly because custard it always funny.
Many have have been challenged to take the custard test, few have passed it. Plato is amongst them.

Did Flemke ever take the custard test? Does he really own a McLaren F1....

[Funk]

WeirdNeville said:

Lordbenny said:

spurs-442 said:

Lordbenny said:

Just read through as much of this classic thread as I could in the limited time I have!!! All I can say is that I am dumbstruck!

One thing though, I still cant get the 'custard' reference although I've looked everywhere. Can someone please explain?

Posting yourself or your car with a tin of Bird's Eye to prove that you aren't Bstting.

Why Custard & why Bird's Eye? Sorry, I'm very naive!

It originated on barryboys.co.uk (you probably won't like the humour over there) for times when a person would say "I drive a Porsche and you all know nothing" etc. Proof would be demanded, usually by means of them taking a photo of a household item perched on said possession. Initially it was a loaf of bread, but it evolved into "Custard Proof" with the standard item being a can of Birds Custard. This was partly because it's hard to photoshop in all the curves and shadows, but mainly because custard it always funny.
Many have have been challenged to take the custard test, few have passed it. Plato is amongst them.

Anyway, I'm with the general assessment that this was epic until page 6, and it all got a bit sad after that. We were all enthusiastic youngsters once, and we all love cars and admire those lucky and talented enough to be paid to drive them. We live vicariously through their reviews, footage and racing of our dream cars. I'd have been star-struck meeting a racing driver at 17, in fact I'd probably be a bit lost for words nowadays. Fair play to Plato for playing along, but lets all leave the kid alone, eh? We've had our laughs.

I agree.

[minimatt1967]

lance1a said:

Is there a smiley on here for giving oral sex? Or spewing?

A combination of the two could be very useful.... JonRB, get to it man!

[jasongtr]

Sneaky Schnell said:

jasonplato said:

Ladies and Gents

Seems to me that George has fessed up, made his apologies and is probably feeling a bit of a knob,
so as good people, lets give him a break.

Needless to say it has been amusing to say the least.

Cheers JP

I think a photo of Jason and George shaking hands would wrap this up nicely.

whilst sharing a bowl of custard (linking arms etc etc)

[Big Al.]

OK enough is enough me thinks, this thread has done the rounds so time for closure..