Just met Jason Plato...

[Biker's Nemesis]

jasonplato said:

A Hand Shaking Lesson to George Matthews

Next time you shake hands with a complete stranger, follow these simple rules:

1. Engage eye contact in a warm way
2. Smile (a little)as you introduce yourself
3. shake up and down twice and
4. LET GO of the recipients hand.
5. Continue chatting whilst maintaining eye contact

The below is what you should NOT do (which you did)

1. Appear from knowwhere
2. Start jabbering on like a weirdo
3. Look at the floor whilst jabbering at the recipient
4. Thrust yourhand out and then NOT let go

If the other person at any time is forced to say
" Please let go of my hand"
Then, you have I am afraid, made a very bad first impression.

Buddy, you looked like, acted like and are a weirdo.

if you see me again, my advice, turn around and walk the other way,
I will not be polite next time.

Lesson endeth.

Jason Plato (human)




let go of it like any normal human being and further more I actually had to ask you to let go of my hand

[RacerMDR]

Now that is funny

[GTIR]

I've met Jason Plato on many occasions.
Well, when I say "met" I mean watching from a distance - tree, behind bushes, behind one of his those wheelie bins.

I once touched him, well his shirt actually. It wasn't quite dry and I had to make myself put it back on the washing line. Still, those Y-fronts are well small which surprised me. I wear them a lot.

Maybe the OP and I could meet up and plan our creepy stalking together?
After all, two freaks are better than one year in prison no parole or visits.

[SlimRick]

Jason, you googled yourself didn't you?

[SystemParanoia]

hornetrider said:

5th Gear known to read PH.

they bought my old proton off me to kill by driving it with no oil in lol

[poo at Paul's]

jasonplato said:

A Hand Shaking Lesson to George Matthews

Next time you shake hands with a complete stranger, follow these simple rules:

1. Engage eye contact in a warm way
2. Smile (a little)as you introduce yourself
3. shake up and down twice and
4. LET GO of the recipients hand.
5. Continue chatting whilst maintaining eye contact

The below is what you should NOT do (which you did)

1. Appear from knowwhere
2. Start jabbering on like a weirdo
3. Look at the floor whilst jabbering at the recipient
4. Thrust yourhand out and then NOT let go

If the other person at any time is forced to say
" Please let go of my hand"
Then, you have I am afraid, made a very bad first impression.

Buddy, you looked like, acted like and are a weirdo.

if you see me again, my advice, turn around and walk the other way,
I will not be polite next time.

Lesson endeth.

Jason Plato (human)

Edited by jasonplato on Monday 29th November 19:13

Braaahahahhahahahhahaaha!

This post could only have been better if it had been the first in a seperate thread entitled, "I just met George Matthews!"

Edited by poo at Paul's on Monday 29th November 19:29

[Bebee]

Always, always, always, discretely video the meeting with your hero with your phone cam (most folk have them now) then that way the world via you tube can see what false pretentious tts they are when there are no TV cameras around.

Edited by Bebee on Monday 29th November 19:51

[oobster]

hornetrider said:

5th Gear known to read PH.

Jonny Smith is a member of PH too - carnutter or something similar is his username.

Hi Jason

[Biker's Nemesis]

AdamW said:

Garlick said:

Lionel Blair once touched my head.

That happened to me once. Except it was Noel Edmonds.

Eh? Thats like saying I shagged Kelly Brook except it was Angelina Jolie.

[minimatt1967]

AdamW said:

Garlick said:

Lionel Blair once touched my head.

Watch and learn Plato, watch and learn.

That happened to me once. Except it was Noel Edmonds.

I should imagine the combination of lawyers and psychiatrists have helped you no end. You probably only wear your mothers underwear once a fortnight now. Kudos.

Edited by minimatt1967 on Monday 29th November 19:43

[SystemParanoia]

Biker's Nemesis said:

AdamW said:

Garlick said:

Lionel Blair once touched my head.

That happened to me once. Except it was Noel Edmonds.

Eh? Thats like saying I shagged Kelly Brook except it was Angelina Jolie.

ill take either ta

[poo at Paul's]

Biker's Nemesis said:

AdamW said:

Garlick said:

Lionel Blair once touched my head.

That happened to me once. Except it was Noel Edmonds.

Eh? Thats like saying I shagged Kelly Brook except it was Angelina Jolie.

Actually I did shag Kelly Brook, ......except it was Lionel Blair

[Hub]

Do we need to ask Jason for the obligatory custard test?

nah...

[Munter]

Why when I went to jasons profile to see who it might really be did it say "a copy of the message has been sent to you"!. Wonder what I said!

[SystemParanoia]

how about some oblique reference to custard in his next review

[Jasandjules]

jasonplato said:

A Hand Shaking Lesson to George Matthews

Lesson endeth.

Jason Plato (human)

Now, this has the makings of one of the best threads of 2010.

But, as this is PH, there must be the custard test..........................

[John D.]

Jasandjules said:

But, as this is PH, there must be the custard test..........................

[Hugo a Gogo]

Soovy said:

If I'd have been Plato I'd have used my rape alarm.

• beep beep!* *time to rape!* *beep beep!* *time to rape!* *beep beep!*

[George Matthews]

Okay sorry. I completely messed up as I was nervous. All I wanted to do was say hi but ended up making a complete idiot of myself. It will not happen again.

Again sorry for the crude remark in the original post, a bit unnecessary I know.

[SystemParanoia]

you did fkup royally!!

now book yourself in for 6mths at finishing school !!