Cars with proper road presence

Cars with proper road presence

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weezb

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2,649 posts

164 months

Wednesday 30th March 2011
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After getting cut up for about the billionth time tonight, I pondered if there was such a thing as a car with enough presence, which may make these mouth breathing tts at least use their indicators?

I don't mean obvious candidates like hummers or big 4x4s but maybe something like an Evo VI, with its brutish stance and (perhaps) slight whiff of drug dealer*, would be less prone to some idiot moving into a space in a lane, which you currently happen to be occupying?

I realise I'm asking the impossible, (for these idiots not to be idiots), but welcome your suggestions, as it's seriously one of the requirements for my next car. (My current car is a Skoda Fabia, I like it very much, however, I do get the impression sometimes that, before they attempt a stupid manoeuvre, the opposition driver thinks "it's only a Skoda").





  • I like Evo VIs, I'd have one in a second, I'm not running them down.

Caruso

7,436 posts

256 months

Wednesday 30th March 2011
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What you need is a battered old car that looks like it's worth less than the contents of it's petrol tank. You'd be surprised what a wide berth people will give you.

Gretchen

19,037 posts

216 months

Wednesday 30th March 2011
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I don't think it matters so much about the badge. I think it's how loud it is. The louder the better. Saxo with modded exhaust to Sagaris.

The loudness scares them in to respect.

I started my measly M3 yesterday and scared a small puppy. I actually apologised to the owner through my window after he picked the puppy up and gave it a sympathetic cuddle. And that's just the effect a straight six has. Imagine a modded Polo!

It's big fat exhausts you need.




carlove

7,562 posts

167 months

Wednesday 30th March 2011
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Alfa 159

jake15919

738 posts

165 months

Wednesday 30th March 2011
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Caruso said:
What you need is a battered old car that looks like it's worth less than the contents of it's petrol tank. You'd be surprised what a wide berth people will give you.
This is exactly why I bought my Land Rover. The perfect 'do what you want I don't give a fk' vehicle.

soad

32,894 posts

176 months

Wednesday 30th March 2011
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Gretchen said:
It's big fat exhausts you need.
I'll agree with that - make a bloody racket on the road

The Big G

990 posts

168 months

Wednesday 30th March 2011
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How about one of these



Gretchen said:
It's big fat exhausts you need.
with these exhausts




TTwiggy

11,538 posts

204 months

Wednesday 30th March 2011
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My old Jag XJ8 seems to be immune.
The combo of 2 tonnes, a decent turn of speed and the fact that I don't really care if it gets damaged (cost me less than £2k, is worth about £1.5k) means that I tend to take a 'which one of us is going to bottle it first?' approach to London driving.

Gretchen

19,037 posts

216 months

Wednesday 30th March 2011
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The Big G said:
How about one of these



Gretchen said:
It's big fat exhausts you need.
with these exhausts

You see, i'm trembling just looking at that wink


edo

16,699 posts

265 months

Wednesday 30th March 2011
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Some friends of mine have one of these. SWB 500. Side exhausts, 5.0. DMS tuned, Loud. Black. Imposing.


Benbay001

5,795 posts

157 months

Wednesday 30th March 2011
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On a rather cheaper note than the previous posts.. The 300c? That car makes it quick clear that you are unafraid to kill.

MGZRod

8,087 posts

176 months

Wednesday 30th March 2011
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mikefacel

610 posts

188 months

Wednesday 30th March 2011
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Caruso said:
What you need is a battered old car that looks like it's worth less than the contents of it's petrol tank. You'd be surprised what a wide berth people will give you.
+1

weezb

Original Poster:

2,649 posts

164 months

Wednesday 30th March 2011
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biglaugh OK, so my next car needs to be a battered old TVR Sagaris with the exhaust hooked up to a big PA system smile

On serious note there are some lovely cars on this thread. A Quantum of Solace was on the other night, that was a 159 in the car chase at the start? lick If only they did the 159 GTA frown

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

167 months

Wednesday 30th March 2011
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No matter what you drive you will meet someone who is more important than you. I had a Toyota Landcruiser (the big mutha) try to push in front of my old Civic once. He failed so took his rightful place behind me.

I have also had people jumping in front of my tractor and trailer while going though town. They don't realise how much 24 tonnes (officer) of tractor takes to stop, or they wouldn't do it.

Kiltox

14,619 posts

158 months

Wednesday 30th March 2011
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People don't fcensoredk with me in this tbh



getmecoat

Swoxy

2,801 posts

210 months

Wednesday 30th March 2011
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E39 ...


Gretchen

19,037 posts

216 months

Wednesday 30th March 2011
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Swoxy said:
E39 ...

Yeah, but what happens when you meet another one? wink


Swoxy

2,801 posts

210 months

Wednesday 30th March 2011
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Well, it looks like if you have a M Sport, you move over to let a SE pass.

RichB

51,571 posts

284 months

Wednesday 30th March 2011
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Gretchen said:
Yeah, but what happens when you meet another one? wink
biggrin I assume it to be 5 Series exec-mobile. Not being a BMW fan what's an E59?
p.s. I always laugh at those fairy eyes, it's the name. wink