Taxi on my lawn

[Pothole]

2 minutes for a defensive leap? Getting sloppy, guys!

[Mr GrimNasty]

Alexdaredevilz said:

Mr GrimNasty said:

The 'bald' tyre is from serious scrubbing after it left the road. CSI you lot ain't.

scrubbing on grass?

Bodywork damage fool.

[mybrainhurts]

Mr GrimNasty said:

Alexdaredevilz said:

Mr GrimNasty said:

The 'bald' tyre is from serious scrubbing after it left the road. CSI you lot ain't.

scrubbing on grass?

Bodywork damage fool.

Show me how that could happen....

[Mr GrimNasty]

mybrainhurts said:

Mr GrimNasty said:

The 'bald' tyre is from serious scrubbing after it left the road. CSI you lot ain't.

Across a grassy field...?

See above, and feel very silly.

[mybrainhurts]

Mr GrimNasty said:

mybrainhurts said:

Mr GrimNasty said:

The 'bald' tyre is from serious scrubbing after it left the road. CSI you lot ain't.

Across a grassy field...?

See above, and feel very silly.

What..? Where..?

The plastic bumper fell off. How's that going to scrub a tyre...?

[busta]

mybrainhurts said:

Tyre Smoke said:

Christ alive it's got to have nearly 300k at least on the clock.

Do you mind...my trusty five year old Mondy has 318,000 on the clock and runs like new. All original suspension, save for a track rod end and one bush.

Only one bush? This 406 has had a couple of bushes, a hedge, 100m of grass and a ditch.

[mybrainhurts]

[Muse]

I'm a bit confused as the girl in the first photo looks like one of your daughters??

I also thought that perhaps your mad interior designer partner may have arranged the crash because she is still upset that you wouldnt agree to marry her....


I am so glad the universe is doing its job

[ALY77]

SD1992 said:

It has always amazed me how taxi drivers never seem to get done for speeding.

They do, frequently. As "professional" drivers the degree of discretion afforded to other road users tends not to apply with the hire and reward trade (taxis proper and minicabs).

[mybrainhurts]

ALY77 said:

SD1992 said:

It has always amazed me how taxi drivers never seem to get done for speeding.

They do, frequently. As "professional" drivers the degree of discretion afforded to other road users tends not to apply with the hire and reward trade (taxis proper and minicabs).

What makes you think that...?

[ALY77]

mybrainhurts said:

What makes you think that...?

Experience.

[mybrainhurts]

ALY77 said:

mybrainhurts said:

What makes you think that...?

Experience.

Odd that. I was talking to a private hire driver who had plod pull alongside at 90mph and just give a finger wag...

[snotrag]

Muse said:

I'm a bit confused as the girl in the first photo looks like one of your daughters??

I also thought that perhaps your mad interior designer partner may have arranged the crash because she is still upset that you wouldnt agree to marry her....


I am so glad the universe is doing its job

Is this what they call... a deviation..!?

[ALY77]

Its not like that round my way. Ironic really, the only speeding ticket I've picked up was whilst at the wheel of the slowest vehicle I drive, a TX4 auto.