What f***ing animal is taking a leak on my bike?

[CoolHands]

Sodding hell some fking animal is pissing up my front wheel!? I am living in a flat so have to park here in order to lock it to the railing, I presume a fox is doing it? Why would it piss on a rubber tyre? fking if I had a shotgun and many hours to waste I'd waste it bigtime

It happened earlier in the week but I wasn't hundred percent sure if it was piss or someone had spilt some beer on it (lots of alkies round here) but now I know for sure

[3DP]

Do you live or work near Fleegle?

[creampuff]

Mate, wait until you hit your mid 40s. You will be stopping by the side of the road for a piss and using your bike for cover.

[creampuff]

Also that's a scooter. Gayer

[sc0tt]

3DP said:

Do you live or work near Fleegle?

[2wheelsjimmy]

It's been marked, so other animals will want to mark it.

Get some bleach or pine cleaner, something strong and clean where they've pissed. To get rid of the scent.

[shielsy]

It was me

[hornetrider]

That's pussy

[rhinochopig]

Lie in wait then beat whatever it is to death with the handbag that came free with the bike.

[CoolHands]

Haha

Ive just been to the supermarket I've covered it with cheap spray bleach (don't know if that knacker tyres as I'll be using it every night) plus chilli powder.

Take that sniffing pisser!

[Brads67]

Why does it bother you so much ? It`s a tyre, it rolls along on the road ? piss has no effect on that !.


Bleach and chilli powder ? jeesus.

[Tribal Chestnut]

Wouldn't piss on it if it was a proper bike. Animal's doing you a favour. Burn the POS and be rid of it.

[Unbusy]

^ is that meant to be funny? It comes over as nasty and pointless.

[BrassMan]

Unbusy said:

^ is that meant to be funny? It comes over as nasty and pointless.

Easy now. It's only transport.

[Wacky Racer]

Cool story bro...

[catso]

I'd say it's a dog, I know my dog does that sort of thing everywhere he possibly can.

[theshrew]

I cant cock my leg up that far, Please rule me out.

[soad]

A big dawg?

[Tribal Chestnut]

Unbusy said:

^ is that meant to be funny? It comes over as nasty and pointless.

Not especially, just honest. Can't stand them.

[rb5er]

Its some st dog. They should all be exterminated.