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My latest wife is a black beauty I'd been eyeing up for months before mustering up the courage to take her out for a spin. We were chaperoned so no shenanigans but with the promise of some tasty action if I were to commit, and smitten as I was I popped the question there and then, she said yes! I felt quite a cad as I still loved my current wife but she was getting on a bit and to my shame I had a wandering eye. The divorce was straight forward thank fully and I understand she is with her new man and happy, I wish them both well.
One ex sticks out in my mind, an Oriental beauty, she was a real goer and swept me off my feet, however I soon realized she was only with me for my money and I just couldn't spend enough on her to keep her happy. Also although she was a fine looking woman, how to say this as a gentleman, her undercarriage had seen better days and the day she left me I felt a blessed release.
Cars Jaguar XFR, Merc C55 AMG and Mitsubishi Evo 6.
Any other tales of love, lust or woe?
One ex sticks out in my mind, an Oriental beauty, she was a real goer and swept me off my feet, however I soon realized she was only with me for my money and I just couldn't spend enough on her to keep her happy. Also although she was a fine looking woman, how to say this as a gentleman, her undercarriage had seen better days and the day she left me I felt a blessed release.
Cars Jaguar XFR, Merc C55 AMG and Mitsubishi Evo 6.
Any other tales of love, lust or woe?
Jaroon said:
One ex sticks out in my mind, an Oriental beauty, she was a real goer and swept me off my feet, however I soon realized she was only with me for my money and I just couldn't spend enough on her to keep her happy.
I thought it was just the German beauties that were attention seeking, money draining, high maintenance mares?SuperchargedVR6 said:
Jaroon said:
One ex sticks out in my mind, an Oriental beauty, she was a real goer and swept me off my feet, however I soon realized she was only with me for my money and I just couldn't spend enough on her to keep her happy.
I thought it was just the German beauties that were attention seeking, money draining, high maintenance mares?Jaroon said:
My latest wife is a black beauty I'd been eyeing up for months before mustering up the courage to take her out for a spin. We were chaperoned so no shenanigans but with the promise of some tasty action if I were to commit, and smitten as I was I popped the question there and then, she said yes! I felt quite a cad as I still loved my current wife but she was getting on a bit and to my shame I had a wandering eye. The divorce was straight forward thank fully and I understand she is with her new man and happy, I wish them both well.
One ex sticks out in my mind, an Oriental beauty, she was a real goer and swept me off my feet, however I soon realized she was only with me for my money and I just couldn't spend enough on her to keep her happy. Also although she was a fine looking woman, how to say this as a gentleman, her undercarriage had seen better days and the day she left me I felt a blessed release.
Cars Jaguar XFR, Merc C55 AMG and Mitsubishi Evo 6.
Any other tales of love, lust or woe?
Mumsnet is that way -------------------->One ex sticks out in my mind, an Oriental beauty, she was a real goer and swept me off my feet, however I soon realized she was only with me for my money and I just couldn't spend enough on her to keep her happy. Also although she was a fine looking woman, how to say this as a gentleman, her undercarriage had seen better days and the day she left me I felt a blessed release.
Cars Jaguar XFR, Merc C55 AMG and Mitsubishi Evo 6.
Any other tales of love, lust or woe?
Me and mine have been together for 6 years. Not without our problems at the start but once I had given her the love she was missing from her last partner, it has been a pleasure ever since. For the last 4 years all she has asked for is new shoes which I had no problem giving her and a bit of make up.
I treat her badly sometimes which I shouldn't really but she never complains. All in all A fine companion!
Focus ST170.
I treat her badly sometimes which I shouldn't really but she never complains. All in all A fine companion!
Focus ST170.
Jaroon said:
SuperchargedVR6 said:
Jaroon said:
One ex sticks out in my mind, an Oriental beauty, she was a real goer and swept me off my feet, however I soon realized she was only with me for my money and I just couldn't spend enough on her to keep her happy.
I thought it was just the German beauties that were attention seeking, money draining, high maintenance mares?spookly said:
Jaroon said:
My latest wife is a black beauty I'd been eyeing up for months before mustering up the courage to take her out for a spin. We were chaperoned so no shenanigans but with the promise of some tasty action if I were to commit, and smitten as I was I popped the question there and then, she said yes! I felt quite a cad as I still loved my current wife but she was getting on a bit and to my shame I had a wandering eye. The divorce was straight forward thank fully and I understand she is with her new man and happy, I wish them both well.
One ex sticks out in my mind, an Oriental beauty, she was a real goer and swept me off my feet, however I soon realized she was only with me for my money and I just couldn't spend enough on her to keep her happy. Also although she was a fine looking woman, how to say this as a gentleman, her undercarriage had seen better days and the day she left me I felt a blessed release.
Cars Jaguar XFR, Merc C55 AMG and Mitsubishi Evo 6.
Any other tales of love, lust or woe?
Mumsnet is that way -------------------->One ex sticks out in my mind, an Oriental beauty, she was a real goer and swept me off my feet, however I soon realized she was only with me for my money and I just couldn't spend enough on her to keep her happy. Also although she was a fine looking woman, how to say this as a gentleman, her undercarriage had seen better days and the day she left me I felt a blessed release.
Cars Jaguar XFR, Merc C55 AMG and Mitsubishi Evo 6.
Any other tales of love, lust or woe?
I'm a bit of a player.
I have a fat British lady, she's massive and when she gets angry nothing happens. She's a bit lazy though, always collapsing..she's quite tall.
Then i have the German wife. She died a long time ago and her corpse is beginning to decay.
My new German wife.. she's very meaty, very long and is a bit of a screamer.
My latest, she's Japanese-American.. so quiet.. almost boring. Dresses up nicely though,
My other Japanese-American. She just keeps on going, but so old! Might have to ditch her...she's bloody huge
RR Vogue
BMW 535i
Audi A6 allroad
Lexus IS300h
Lexus RX300
Lexus
I have a fat British lady, she's massive and when she gets angry nothing happens. She's a bit lazy though, always collapsing..she's quite tall.
Then i have the German wife. She died a long time ago and her corpse is beginning to decay.
My new German wife.. she's very meaty, very long and is a bit of a screamer.
My latest, she's Japanese-American.. so quiet.. almost boring. Dresses up nicely though,
My other Japanese-American. She just keeps on going, but so old! Might have to ditch her...she's bloody huge
RR Vogue
BMW 535i
Audi A6 allroad
Lexus IS300h
Lexus RX300
Lexus
My big American bird sleeps for quite long periods and does bugger all but when she awakes, she makes huge noises through her nether orifices then goes back to sleep.
The daily partner is flighty and fast but seems to have an STDrive which is quite infectious.
The little Oriental is the one I jump on the back of, tickle her starter button, slap her on the arse and hold on.
The daily partner is flighty and fast but seems to have an STDrive which is quite infectious.
The little Oriental is the one I jump on the back of, tickle her starter button, slap her on the arse and hold on.
Babara Cartland lives, on PH!205 GTI 1.6 - French, petite, lots of fun and taught me a lot as a teenager. Unfortunately she'd been around a bit and in the end let me down once to often.
Impreza Turbo - I'd lusted after her for quite a while and whilst she went like the clappers I did realize quite quickly that if we were't at it there wasn't a lot else to her.
E46 330i - Solid, good at everything, lovely voice and my first experience of getting the backend out. Spent a lot of time with her and was ultimately sad to see her go.
F10 520D - Big, comfortable and easygoing. Everything you'd need day to day but left me wanting something fun on the side for weekends away.
Impreza Turbo - I'd lusted after her for quite a while and whilst she went like the clappers I did realize quite quickly that if we were't at it there wasn't a lot else to her.
E46 330i - Solid, good at everything, lovely voice and my first experience of getting the backend out. Spent a lot of time with her and was ultimately sad to see her go.
F10 520D - Big, comfortable and easygoing. Everything you'd need day to day but left me wanting something fun on the side for weekends away.
Edited by SWoll on Wednesday 7th December 17:57
My first love was a evil, evil psychopathic b
h.
Despite me lavishing all my love and time on her including giving her two bigger heart transplants, buying her dozens of new pairs of shoes and doing everything possible to make her more powerful and go faster to impress her mates - her promising me the earth in return, the reality was she sucked up all my money, ostracized all my buddies, sabotaged my college studies and had several breakdowns meaning a long walk back to collect her fat ugly sister to help her home.
She tried to kill me on numerous occasions too.
Our relationship abruptly finished after a series of increasingly violent mood swings in a crumpled mess in a field one warm summer evening. That was the last time I saw her, although I did hear a little more about her a few days later from a nice policeman who was so concerned about her well being he taped the entire conversation and played parts of it back later to men in funny wigs.
h. Despite me lavishing all my love and time on her including giving her two bigger heart transplants, buying her dozens of new pairs of shoes and doing everything possible to make her more powerful and go faster to impress her mates - her promising me the earth in return, the reality was she sucked up all my money, ostracized all my buddies, sabotaged my college studies and had several breakdowns meaning a long walk back to collect her fat ugly sister to help her home.
She tried to kill me on numerous occasions too.
Our relationship abruptly finished after a series of increasingly violent mood swings in a crumpled mess in a field one warm summer evening. That was the last time I saw her, although I did hear a little more about her a few days later from a nice policeman who was so concerned about her well being he taped the entire conversation and played parts of it back later to men in funny wigs.
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