Ex -funeral cars, best buy barges?

Ex -funeral cars, best buy barges?

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brrapp

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3,701 posts

162 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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I spotted a 13 year old, 60000 mile Volvo s80 for sale locally for peanuts recently. Now that's less than 5000 miles a year, always kept clean and shiny and presumably well serviced. Seems like a good buy to me but will it be in better or worse condition than the average car given that most of these miles will be at sub 30mph speeds?

LordHaveMurci

12,040 posts

169 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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Was it dead cheap?

brrapp

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3,701 posts

162 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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LordHaveMurci said:
Was it dead cheap?
laugh Sorry, I should have pointed out it wasn't a hearse, just a standard saloon, the type they carry the live relatives in.

Pieman68

4,264 posts

234 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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I believe that you can only drive them in the mourning paperbag

Downward

3,565 posts

103 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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I bet demand is high. People are dying to buy those sort of cars.

zedx19

2,732 posts

140 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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Well you know it won't have been thrashed to within an inch of its life? Won't provide the most lively of drives though, would bore me to death.

johnwilliams77

8,308 posts

103 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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If I got that awesome deal, I would be killing myself laughing! Do it!

ClaphamGT3

11,291 posts

243 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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Most of those miles will have been driven at walking pace in processions, which would have grave implications for the well-being of the car.

hondansx

4,566 posts

225 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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No steering feel in the S80. Completely dead, in fact.

PoleDriver

28,634 posts

194 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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The suspension will probably be a bit stiff!

LeoZwalf

2,802 posts

230 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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Bury the throttle and leave others in your wake!

In seriousness, buy on condition as you would with any other car. Just keep in mind it will almost certainly never have been ragged so prepare for issues if you ask high mileages of it.

sjc

13,937 posts

270 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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brrapp said:
I spotted a 13 year old, 60000 mile Volvo s80 for sale locally for peanuts recently. Now that's less than 5000 miles a year, always kept clean and shiny and presumably well serviced. Seems like a good buy to me but will it be in better or worse condition than the average car given that most of these miles will be at sub 30mph speeds?
Remains to be seen?

J4CKO

41,469 posts

200 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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Impregnated with essence of Widows Tears.

anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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I'd expect the bodywork and interior to be in very good condition. As others have said the dawdling around is typically not good for the mechanicals but those are close to indestructible on an S80 anyway. You'd have to check it out like any old used car, but I'd expect it to be better than most 13 year old S80s.

brrapp

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3,701 posts

162 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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LeoZwalf said:
buy on condition as you would with any other car. Just keep in mind it will almost certainly never have been ragged so prepare for issues if you ask high mileages of it.
It seemed to be absolutely immaculate (except for the coughing/coffin sounds when started wink ). Just wondering how much the lack of activity might have harmed the mechanics.

Freds

947 posts

137 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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Grave mistake, don't come asking for advice when it's coffin in a mourning and smoking like a furnace, the rest remains to be seen...........

soad

32,880 posts

176 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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Downward said:
I bet demand is high. People are dying to buy those sort of cars.
His humor was too grave for me. Now it's just tomb much.

Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

233 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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maybe someone local cadaver look at it

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

123 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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It's your money, you've urn-t it. Spend it how you wish.

Monkeylegend

26,323 posts

231 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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Not really good on motorways, always being undertaken.