Well?

[MagicalTrevor]

Marf said:

What kind of cake?

Victoria Sponge with homemade raspberry jam. I made the jam as well... I was that bored.
Want some?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/recipes/78...

[Guvna]

Biggest. Disaster. Of. The. Week

[North West Tom]

Pistonheads members today.

[Switch]

Mazdarese said:

Working class said:

tvrforever said:

I had to actually talk to my wife!!! I mean FFS

You have my deepest sympathies.

You've met her too?

Who hasn't?

[Marf]

MagicalTrevor said:

Marf said:

What kind of cake?

Victoria Sponge with homemade raspberry jam. I made the jam as well... I was that bored.
Want some?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/recipes/78...

Hmmm victoria sponge is ok, but its no lemon drizzle cake!

[bishbash]

Let me guess, does the code for your Maintenance page look something like this?

Closed for Maintenance
Sorry, Due to maintenance on our servers, this section of the site is currently unavailable whilst we make shiny new upgrades to our site.

Normal service should resume in <% response.write(rand(100))%> minutes

[sunbeam alpine]

I've had my most productive day in ages.

Please don't do it again too soon.

[FraserLFA]

Is it safe to come back?

[DanielJames]

"You don't know what you've got til it's gone"

Don't we fking know it!!

I've come on expecting some new fancy forum though

[Working class]

FraserLFA said:

Is it safe to come back?

Only if you dont want to look at the classifieds...

[MagicalTrevor]

Marf said:

Hmmm victoria sponge is ok, but its no lemon drizzle cake!

I'll make a lemon drizzle next time it goes down... Do you want to pop round sometime Friday afternoon?

[Marf]

Deal!

[oobster]

Wonder if this was planned maintenance/upgrade or reacting to an events/events over the past 24 hours? Seen Racing Pete posting about some unusual traffic last night - was PH hacked/Denial of Service?

[ChiChoAndy]

North West Tom said:

Pistonheads members today.

It's sad, because it is true!

[Garlick]

I'm not clever enough to explain anything, but I will do this.



The techies worked hard to fix the old girl, 'twas a pleasure to see it fire up again. Well done gents.

[ChiChoAndy]

Garlick said:

I'm not clever enough to explain anything, but I will do this.



The techies worked hard to fix the old girl, 'twas a pleasure to see it fire up again. Well done gents.

You do realise they just turned everything off and went to Alton Towers, don't you?

[FraserLFA]

Working class said:

FraserLFA said:

Is it safe to come back?

Only if you dont want to look at the classifieds...

I've just been on them

[Garlick]

ChiChoAndy said:

You do realise they just turned everything off and went to Alton Towers, don't you?

I knew it

[ChiChoAndy]

Garlick said:

ChiChoAndy said:

You do realise they just turned everything off and went to Alton Towers, don't you?

I knew it

[Mr Will]

bishbash said:

Let me guess, does the code for your Maintenance page look something like this?

Closed for Maintenance
Sorry, Due to maintenance on our servers, this section of the site is currently unavailable whilst we make shiny new upgrades to our site.

Normal service should resume in <% response.write(rand(100))%> minutes

Nope, it's a very high-tech piece of code that was written for us by an extremely experienced team of developers. Apparently their last project was the "File copying" dialogue for Windows.