Well?

[monthefish]

judas said:

jimmyjimjim said:

"Closed for Maintenance
Sorry, Due to maintenance on our servers, this section of the site is currently unavailable whilst we make shiny new upgrades to our site.

Normal service should resume in 2 minutes, Turkish.

Thank you for your patience."

This was just after I refreshed and it said '245 minutes'....

Turkish: What's happening with them sausages, Charlie?
Sausage Charlie: Five minutes, Turkish.
Turkish: It was two minutes five minutes ago.

So. Three pages in - still no sensible explanation - what happened chaps?

[PoleDriver]

FOOLS!
You've played straight into their hands!

The posts shouls have read " Oh, was PH down for a while? I didn't notice!"

[Marf]

monthefish said:

So. Three pages in - still no sensible explanation - what happened chaps?

I'm plumping for security holes patched related to the slowness last night resulting from a DDoS.

[Snoggledog]

Hamsters rioting and looting

[EvoDelta]

The 'Go to new posts' button is still not working properly.

[FraserLFA]

Mr Will said:

Nope, it's a very high-tech piece of code that was written for us by an extremely experienced team of developers. Apparently their last project was the "File copying" dialogue for Windows.

Oi! Since when did you work here?

[RacingPete]

We are still just sorting out a few niggles, but will give a full explanation after our pizza turns up!

[Stuart]

Matt Dell, celebrating with a well earned drink after getting the old girl moving again.

[The Wookie]

jimmyjimjim said:

"Closed for Maintenance
Sorry, Due to maintenance on our servers, this section of the site is currently unavailable whilst we make shiny new upgrades to our site.

Normal service should resume in 2 minutes, Turkish.

Thank you for your patience."

Genuine LOL

Seriously though, I think the increase in national productivity might have just turned the economy around

[RacingPete]

[redacted]

[scholesy]

Out of interest will all the people with adverts in the classifieds get extensions to make up for prime time advertising hours lost this evening?

[MattDell]

scholesy said:

Out of interest will all the people with adverts in the classifieds get extensions to make up for prime time advertising hours lost this evening?

Yes, we will be doing that tomorrow.

[scholesy]

You have nothing to fear from me, I sold my car (via PH) on saturday, I imagine it gets quite messy with traders and such, hope the classifieds come back soon, looking for a new car and desperately need PH, I refuse to make a decision before you come back!

[Steffan]

Mazdarese said:

Maintenance my arse.

Agreed: any admission of guilt???

[MattDell]

Stuart said:

Matt Dell, celebrating with a well earned drink after getting the old girl moving again.

If this doesn't sum it up....

[mybrainhurts]

Jeez, has the turbo bust...?

[Sulli]

What are the classifieds improvements?

[Stuart]

Sulli said:

What are the classifieds improvements?

Those aren't what this was about, and have not been released yet. This was a good old fashioned somebody broke something and it took ages to fix outage.

[750turbo]

Garlick said:

I'm not clever enough to explain anything, but I will do this.



The techies worked hard to fix the old girl, 'twas a pleasure to see it fire up again. Well done gents.

Never even got a response to my dodgy ttter comments!

CMD states that GDP is up 3% today alone!!! PH saves the country...by swtching off????

Yes, I have had a beer....

[monthefish]

judas said:

jimmyjimjim said:

"Closed for Maintenance
Sorry, Due to maintenance on our servers, this section of the site is currently unavailable whilst we make shiny new upgrades to our site.

Normal service should resume in 2 minutes, Turkish.

Thank you for your patience."

This was just after I refreshed and it said '245 minutes'....

Turkish: What's happening with them sausages, Charlie?
Sausage Charlie: Five minutes, Turkish.
Turkish: It was two minutes five minutes ago.