such an annoying and SLOW site and probs with publishing ads

[Zebrano]

[LordGrover]

and I was going to go out tonight too ...

[Silent1]

PetrolTed said:

Sounds a bit complicated. I like ASP because its like basic which I learned on a ZX81, BBC Micro etc. I googled Ajax but all this talk of asynchronous stuff left me totally befuddled. I've only just got my head around access databases. They're brilliant - so much better than those text files I used until last year.

Have you thought about using a developer? i'm worried you might not be able to handle this website once it goes over 50 visitors.

[PetrolTed]

No need. I've checked and Access can handle up to 100 concurrent users.

[Silent1]

Phew, that's alright i didn't want any database issues, have you checked you've got a big enough power supply?

[Kinky]

PetrolTed said:

..... so much better than those text files I used until last year.

Ted - you splitter. You know full well that text files ROCK.

All my websites would be unable to cope otherwise.

K

[Guest]

its all good takin the p#&£ if you put more effort into getting the actual site up to speed with current technology you know damn well you've got a bloody good site here, point of this listing was users are hacked off with the slow speeds and constant errors, face facts and get the site sorted TED thats all there is to it. have a good evening

[Silent1]

Guest said:

its all good takin the p#&£ if you put more effort into getting the actual site up to speed with current technology you know damn well you've got a bloody good site here, point of this listing was users are hacked off with the slow speeds and constant errors, face facts and get the site sorted TED thats all there is to it. have a good evening

Do you suffer from any form of mental retardation?

[Vixpy1]

at this thread.

[Kinky]

Vixpy1 said:

at this thread.

I'm with Chas on this one

[Guest]

if you dont want users to voice there opinions then thats up2 u guys, all developers are mentally retarded 2 some extent thought u would know that buy now

[LordGrover]

The developers I know don't still need their food cut up for them though.

[PetrolTed]

I'm actually a bit stumped for a reply.

[Vixpy1]

LordGrover said:

The developers I know don't still need their food cut up for them though.

The best way to spot a developer to ask them which member of the cast of Buffy the Vampire Slayer they fancy most. If its Willow, then they are almost certainly a developer.

[Vixpy1]

PetrolTed said:

I'm actually a bit stumped for a reply.

Howszat?

[HarryW]

Vixpy1 said:

PetrolTed said:

I'm actually a bit stumped for a reply.

Howszat?

Not out

[fastfreddy]

I blame the BBC. Apparently it's all that "video on demand" stuff wot is slowing up the internet.

Ted, have you thought about trying MS Frontpage? My mate did a site wiv that and it rocks!

[Don1]

Well this one will be on the 'watch' list!

[anonymous-user]

This is funnier than the P&P tonight!!!

[anonymous-user]

Guest said:

thought u would know that buy now

Sell later?