such an annoying and SLOW site and probs with publishing ads

such an annoying and SLOW site and probs with publishing ads

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bigandclever

13,796 posts

239 months

Wednesday 30th April 2008
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Stop your noise the lot of you. I've redesigned the whole thing and it now runs like a dream. Give us a minute to put some links on the homepage.

http://www.etchy.org/gallery.php


And yes I lost the will to live when I got finger cramp

Kinky

39,578 posts

270 months

Wednesday 30th April 2008
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PetrolTed said:
I'm actually a bit stumped for a reply.
Hold the front page ..... Teds 10 year speechless shocker

Ted - I'll write the story up in notepad, then stick it onto a 5.25" floppy and will send it to you in the post tomorrow. You should get it Tuesday, then you can copy it onto the website wink

K

HarryW

15,151 posts

270 months

Wednesday 30th April 2008
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Kinky said:
PetrolTed said:
I'm actually a bit stumped for a reply.
Hold the front page ..... Teds 10 year speechless shocker

Ted - I'll write the story up in notepad, then stick it onto a 5.25" floppy and will send it to you in the post tomorrow. You should get it Tuesday, then you can copy it onto the website wink

K
If you walk it around to me fist I'll transfer it onto 8 hole mylar tape in case it suffers from any EMP damage or gets xray'd on the way.

LordGrover

33,549 posts

213 months

Wednesday 30th April 2008
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HarryW said:
Kinky said:
PetrolTed said:
I'm actually a bit stumped for a reply.
Hold the front page ..... Teds 10 year speechless shocker

Ted - I'll write the story up in notepad, then stick it onto a 5.25" floppy and will send it to you in the post tomorrow. You should get it Tuesday, then you can copy it onto the website wink

K
If you walk it around to me fist I'll transfer it onto 8 hole mylar tape in case it suffers from any EMP damage or gets xray'd on the way.
No fisting! This isn't PnP you know.

markmullen

15,877 posts

235 months

Wednesday 30th April 2008
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Guest said:
if you dont want users to voice there opinions then thats up2 u guys, all developers are mentally retarded 2 some extent thought u would know that buy nowspin
So mentally retarded that they think the bandwidth saved by shortening a word from 2 characters to 1 is worthwhile? Or is it that you are simply to l33t to write in English? Back in your box retard.

PetrolTed

34,428 posts

304 months

Wednesday 30th April 2008
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All right chaps. Keep it civil smile

(Just popped in to whip some hamsters).

tinman0

18,231 posts

241 months

Wednesday 30th April 2008
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PetrolTed said:
All right chaps. Keep it civil smile

(Just popped in to whip some hamsters).
i thought the crack hamsters were replaced with a processing team in India?

David Godfrey

3,857 posts

225 months

Thursday 1st May 2008
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rofl

Anyone got a link to the legend wiki, this may be good enough hehe

plasticpig

12,932 posts

226 months

Thursday 1st May 2008
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Guest said:
torquetec is written is asp.net, increased performance as well as tonnes of other benefits like programmble with c# google asp.net vs asp its the must have asp is well outdated. plus im guessing pistonheads is not using stored procedures in there database and this could seriously slow down performance there are lots of things to consider when designing website. PH is well overdue for a total update
Did you teach your grandmother to suck eggs?

Silent1

19,761 posts

236 months

Thursday 1st May 2008
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David Godfrey said:
rofl

Anyone got a link to the legend wiki, this may be good enough hehe
Done it biggrin

Kinky

39,578 posts

270 months

Thursday 1st May 2008
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Nice one Lord 1 of Silent.

K

Mattt

16,661 posts

219 months

Thursday 1st May 2008
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rofl at this

fastfreddy

8,577 posts

238 months

Thursday 1st May 2008
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Mind you, 40 posts in over 5 years. You've got to admire his restraint!

Edited by fastfreddy on Thursday 1st May 01:32

central

16,744 posts

218 months

Thursday 1st May 2008
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garyhun said:
Guest said:
thought u would know that buy now
Sell later? biggrin
rofl

Mattt

16,661 posts

219 months

Thursday 1st May 2008
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fastfreddy said:
Mind you, 40 posts in over 5 years. You've got to admire his restraint!
No, he's been trying all that time, but the site was too slow.

Silent1

19,761 posts

236 months

Thursday 1st May 2008
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Kinky said:
Nice one Lord 1 of Silent.

K
thumbup Thanks oh consumer of the black liquid gold and part time leather fetishist

vtek

14 posts

193 months

Thursday 1st May 2008
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In true PH style, always complaining about everything but never actually doing anything...

My theory is never trust people that talk too much...coz they think the least

PetrolTed

34,428 posts

304 months

Thursday 1st May 2008
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Yep.

LordGrover

33,549 posts

213 months

Thursday 1st May 2008
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PetrolTed said:
Yep.
Is this gonna stay? This exact post went up last night then disappeared moments later. wink

vtek

14 posts

193 months

Thursday 1st May 2008
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Maybe it will be a good idea to have a page to show what is being improved/worked on to give members an indication of your improvements progress. Like a service status page??
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