Cant wait to use this.....

Cant wait to use this.....

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Rs2oo

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2,195 posts

199 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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Anyone have any advice on positioning ? Last year I had to balance on one leg while holding the door closed with the other, both arms supporting me on the back wall, after a few splats they were in.



cja

111 posts

131 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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Levitate? whistle

-crookedtail-

1,564 posts

191 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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Don't use socks to wipe hehe

JamieBurford

182 posts

131 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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This is just the worst feeling, desperately needing a dump after a few days of beer and spicy sausage, walking into a toilet and this is your only option. I really don't know how this is still allowed in 2015. It's just not normal. Might as well just st in a hole in the woods.

Rs2oo

Original Poster:

2,195 posts

199 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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JamieBurford said:
. Might as well just st in a hole in the woods.
No splash-back in the woods.....

Skywalker

3,269 posts

215 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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Rs2oo said:
JamieBurford said:
. Might as well just st in a hole in the woods.
No splash-back in the woods.....
But be careful and keep a look out for bears. They are very protective of the latrines.

Some Gump

12,705 posts

187 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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I know that stter!

We're near the mobile bog this year, but the inevitable queue means i'll probably end up visiting the yellow block of peril at least once a day..

Troubleatmill

10,210 posts

160 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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Daft git.

You put your hand through the hole to activate it... just like a hand dryer.

Wave your hand around a bit until you hear the motor kick in...

It takes about 20-30 seconds... but you will get it.

Truckosaurus

11,328 posts

285 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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Adopt the Franz Klamer stance.

FraMac

785 posts

218 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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Funnel. And a broom handle to keep the door shut. Simples. I mean rustic.

a.christie

262 posts

277 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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Def a "trousers off" job. Unless you want your Chinos covered in chit!!

Rs2oo

Original Poster:

2,195 posts

199 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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Its rumoured that in 1924, Frank Clement, the first Englishman to win at LMS, stopped on the very last lap, walked over to Le Bogs on the Houx and did a number 2 in trap 3 then re-joined the race and won.




He even had time to pose outside the block with his Bentley 3 Litre Sport

cja

111 posts

131 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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You'd think they would have at least cleaned them, after all that time, though......... biggrin

JT3K

314 posts

131 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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Troubleatmill said:
Daft git.

You put your hand through the hole to activate it... just like a hand dryer.

Wave your hand around a bit until you hear the motor kick in...

It takes about 20-30 seconds... but you will get it.
Rancid. You've just made me retch.

Some Gump

12,705 posts

187 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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Lol, you lot get worked up about a photo. A photo that can't even begin to capture the combination of stife and humidity of a combined shower and squat block.

The Leaper

4,961 posts

207 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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When I see and read this, my ACO annual sub is definitely a bargain!

R.

Du1point8

21,612 posts

193 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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Or you could try what one of my friends did. Double up on a few immodium, but be prepared for poomageddon when you get back, oh and there might be some pain...

(judging by the screams he made when we got back.)

griffman

390 posts

259 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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Clench and walk like a Penguin until you find a sit down one!!!

boolay

1,550 posts

239 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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Volunteer for the baguette run and take a seat at Carrefour

Pied Piper

1,388 posts

248 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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HTH

Or clench and walk like Charlie Chaplin until you find a proper one