Cant wait to use this.....

[mustdash]

Rs2oo said:

No such thing as a small deposit at Le Mans. Fry-ups and BBQ's beer and cheese....

Now this could work.....or a variation of it

THAT ^^ is genius!

• Goes off to 'acquire' a road cone via a trip to B&Q for a loo seat.....

[Storer]

Rs2oo said:

nismo34 said:

......i will leave a small deposit in his travel bed.....

No such thing as a small deposit at Le Mans. Fry-ups and BBQ's beer and cheese....

Now this could work.....or a variation of it

Now that has got to be an English mod. There is no way the French would be able to think that up.

I actually like the rural French (not Parisians though). I find the vast majority friendly, welcoming and helpful. They live in a beautiful country with great food and wine.

[nismo34]

I heard a rumour that French are improving the wc with full flushing loo's

[Du1point8]

Storer said:

Rs2oo said:

nismo34 said:

......i will leave a small deposit in his travel bed.....

No such thing as a small deposit at Le Mans. Fry-ups and BBQ's beer and cheese....

Now this could work.....or a variation of it

Now that has got to be an English mod. There is no way the French would be able to think that up.

I actually like the rural French (not Parisians though). I find the vast majority friendly, welcoming and helpful. They live in a beautiful country with great food and wine.

You forgot to mention their women... Feisty but a lot of fun and I have the scars to prove it.

[Disco4]

We like to store ours in the plastic thingy in the tintent, then dump it en-bloc, preferably when there is a smaller queue.

[Oldwolf]

We are nothing if not prepared

[Mikadtc]

smart idea!

[nismo34]

Oldwolf said:

We are nothing if not prepared

Don't forget to take the essential's installed correctly

[nismo34]

[JamieBurford]

They were the ski jump variety in the main part of houx last year, there are normal ones dotted around, just means a bit of a walk with your bog roll under your arm.

[BryanC]

3 pages and nobody has mentioned it. An epic tale.

http://www.lemans2006.co.uk/socks.htm

[//j17]

Storer said:

Rs2oo said:

nismo34 said:

......i will leave a small deposit in his travel bed.....

No such thing as a small deposit at Le Mans. Fry-ups and BBQ's beer and cheese....

Now this could work.....or a variation of it

Now that has got to be an English mod. There is no way the French would be able to think that up.

I actually like the rural French (not Parisians though). I find the vast majority friendly, welcoming and helpful. They live in a beautiful country with great food and wine.

I wouldn't be so sure. One place I've used as a lunch stop a few times over the last 10+ years have converted their Squat+Drop in to a urinal...by nailing a urinal to the wall, running it's waste pipe down to the S+D and dropping a but of MDF over the top.

[old'uns]

JamieBurford said:

I really don't know how this is still allowed in 2015.

don't know about 2015 but i've been to 2 CDC's in the last few months, Muller Wiseman Bridgwater, DHL Mothercare Crick and lo and behold each site has a Stainless Steel version in their 'traps', obviously not just a French thing?

when you've got to go, you've GOT to go!

[Eugene7]

I can't remember where the 'sock' story came from, but I got sent it - now posted at the following link for posterity!

http://www.7-dna.com/forums/index.php?action=vthre...

(If anyone knows the originator of this, let me know and I'll add a credit!)

[//j17]

Eugene7 said:

I can't remember where the 'sock' story came from, but I got sent it...

It's from the Club Arnage guide

[Eugene7]

//j17 said:

It's from the Club Arnage guide

No, that's not where it is from originally...
I think they have just re-printed too.

I'll go back over my (very old) Le Mans correspondence and see if I can locate the original source.

[Eugene7]

Ha! I found the original - boy, did I have to dig through a load of old emails!

http://www.lemans2006.co.uk/socks.htm

[Output Flange]

It was linked 6 posts up!

[slartibartfast]

Rs2oo said:

Anyone have any advice on positioning ? Last year I had to balance on one leg while holding the door closed with the other, both arms supporting me on the back wall, after a few splats they were in.

That looks like trap one in Houx, I used that the first year I ever went to Lemons in 2008, I wore shorts so didn't have a problem.
The trick is to put your feet on those grips, drop shorts as pictured on page 1 and get on with it.
Mr poop soon gets flushed away no matter how bad that spicey sausage was you ate that morning.

[Eugene7]

Output Flange said:

It was linked 6 posts up!

Bugger - totally missed that!
Sorry for wasting everyone's time - and my own!