Anyone have any advice on positioning ? Last year I had to balance on one leg while holding the door closed with the other, both arms supporting me on the back wall, after a few splats they were in.
This is just the worst feeling, desperately needing a dump after a few days of beer and spicy sausage, walking into a toilet and this is your only option. I really don't know how this is still allowed in 2015. It's just not normal. Might as well just st in a hole in the woods.
Its rumoured that in 1924, Frank Clement, the first Englishman to win at LMS, stopped on the very last lap, walked over to Le Bogs on the Houx and did a number 2 in trap 3 then re-joined the race and won.
He even had time to pose outside the block with his Bentley 3 Litre Sport
Lol, you lot get worked up about a photo. A photo that can't even begin to capture the combination of stife and humidity of a combined shower and squat block.
Or you could try what one of my friends did. Double up on a few immodium, but be prepared for poomageddon when you get back, oh and there might be some pain...
(judging by the screams he made when we got back.)