Test drive a Citroën C4 Cactus

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The Citroën C4 Cactus has enjoyed a great reception amongst PHers on these forums. Packed with practical, intuitive features, but standing out from the crowd thanks to Citroen’s unique design style, the C4 Cactus manages to strike a balance between everyday usability and quirky individuality.

Find out for yourself by booking your test drive today! Simply follow this link and complete the form!

[Lordbenny]

Why the flying fart would anyone on here want to even sit in one?

[hammo19]

+1 - why have they stuck a rubber car mat on the side?

[stevensdrs]

I couldn't test drive a Cactus. I just might like it and the result of that would be unthinkable!

[anonymous-user]

I think they look ok, and considering how light there are don't see the problem with buying one.

[Willy Nilly]

I had one as a courtesy car for a couple of weeks before Christmas due to a huge level on idiocy on my part.

The ride and handling was very good and had plenty of grip, lots of grip for a car of that type.

About 8mpg better than my car on exactly the same trips.

Very noisy, inside and out, diesel engine

The heater took a good 20 minutes to blow warm air.

DAB signal was excellent

Horrible to look at and use touchscreen thingy that operated (slowly when cold) the radio/infotainment and HVAC

Dreadful dash with no rev counter, no temperature gauge, digital speedo and digital fuel gauge

Soft, comfy seats

Horrible button operated boot release, rummaging about for a button on the tail gate isn't fun

Very small opening for the boot

Nice boingy high profile tyres

Horrible rubbery gear change.

Not in the same league as my Jazz.

[GSalt]

hammo19 said:

+1 - why have they stuck a rubber car mat on the side?

It's bubble wrap.. bored in traffic? just wind the window down and have a pop..

[SystemParanoia]

a 14 Day unlimited mileage test drive ?

[Jag_NE]

i was looking at cheapo nearly new diesel autos recently and these are about as cheap as it gets, 10k for a nearly new car. obviously they wont be all things to all men but they are definitely roomy, comfortable and very economical for the money. unsure if they are as good value new however.

i quite like the quirkiness but in typical citroen style these will probably be a marmite car......

[briang9]

GSalt said:

It's bubble wrap.. bored in traffic? just wind the window down and have a pop..

Nah its a Lilo stuck on the side, handy for the beach I guess, must be one of the most hideous looking cars ever made...

[Gibby88]

PH Sponsored said:

The Citroën C4 Cactus has enjoyed a great reception amongst PHers on these forums. Packed with practical, intuitive features, but standing out from the crowd thanks to Citroen’s unique design style, the C4 Cactus manages to strike a balance between everyday usability and quirky individuality.

Find out for yourself by booking your test drive today! Simply follow this link and complete the form!

I have lurked here for 10 years, waiting for a moment like this.

I want to let you know that I would rather be anally dominated by many cacti than test drive this hunk of junk.

Good day sirs.

[briang9]

Gibby88 said:

I have lurked here for 10 years, waiting for a moment like this.

I want to let you know that I would rather be anally dominated by many cacti than test drive this hunk of junk.

Good day sirs.

top lurking that man, there should be a PH award for that I think

[BlueHave]

No idea why anyone would take one look at one and think it was wither a good looking car or in anyway practical or reliable

[Jag_NE]

Gibby88 said:

PH Sponsored said:

The Citroën C4 Cactus has enjoyed a great reception amongst PHers on these forums. Packed with practical, intuitive features, but standing out from the crowd thanks to Citroen’s unique design style, the C4 Cactus manages to strike a balance between everyday usability and quirky individuality.

Find out for yourself by booking your test drive today! Simply follow this link and complete the form!

I have lurked here for 10 years, waiting for a moment like this.

I want to let you know that I would rather be anally dominated by many cacti than test drive this hunk of junk.

Good day sirs.

Bloody hell!!

[Jag_NE]

BlueHave said:

No idea why anyone would take one look at one and think it was wither a good looking car or in anyway practical or reliable

In the spirit of fairness, what data do you have that suggests a modern citroen is a relatively unreliable car? is the cactus disproportionately impractical for its class and price point?

its certainly economical and the looks piece is very subjective.

[hornetrider]

Gibby88 said:

PH Sponsored said:

The Citroën C4 Cactus has enjoyed a great reception amongst PHers on these forums. Packed with practical, intuitive features, but standing out from the crowd thanks to Citroen’s unique design style, the C4 Cactus manages to strike a balance between everyday usability and quirky individuality.

Find out for yourself by booking your test drive today! Simply follow this link and complete the form!

I have lurked here for 10 years, waiting for a moment like this.

I want to let you know that I would rather be anally dominated by many cacti than test drive this hunk of junk.

Good day sirs.

That's PH Post of the Decade!

[vtecyo]

Gibby88 said:

PH Sponsored said:

The Citroën C4 Cactus has enjoyed a great reception amongst PHers on these forums. Packed with practical, intuitive features, but standing out from the crowd thanks to Citroen’s unique design style, the C4 Cactus manages to strike a balance between everyday usability and quirky individuality.

Find out for yourself by booking your test drive today! Simply follow this link and complete the form!

I have lurked here for 10 years, waiting for a moment like this.

I want to let you know that I would rather be anally dominated by many cacti than test drive this hunk of junk.

Good day sirs.

If I had a hat I would doff it.

[tuffer]

hornetrider said:

Gibby88 said:

PH Sponsored said:

The Citroën C4 Cactus has enjoyed a great reception amongst PHers on these forums. Packed with practical, intuitive features, but standing out from the crowd thanks to Citroen’s unique design style, the C4 Cactus manages to strike a balance between everyday usability and quirky individuality.

Find out for yourself by booking your test drive today! Simply follow this link and complete the form!

I have lurked here for 10 years, waiting for a moment like this.

I want to let you know that I would rather be anally dominated by many cacti than test drive this hunk of junk.

Good day sirs.

That's PH Post of the Decade!

Quite literally.

[yellowtang]

Gibby88 said:

I have lurked here for 10 years, waiting for a moment like this.

I want to let you know that I would rather be anally dominated by many cacti than test drive this hunk of junk.

Good day sirs.

After a decade long build up, your opening gambit was definitely worth the wait!

Top work that man

[RicksAlfas]

Top lurking!

I quite like the Cactus.