Ex -funeral cars, best buy barges?

[Fastchas]

Hugo a Gogo said:

maybe someone local cadaver look at it

Bravo Sir!

[andyxxx]

I wouldn't buy that car from that garage
- they'll try to stiff you!

[Vixpy1]

Used for trips to the crematorium ?

Its the cooking model.

[Lester H]

First, check that the body is original then run it for three days, the Trinity, give it a short service, secular or religious as long as you use fully synthetic, then put some super plus in before going on a motorway ( fog permitting). Then fire it up, bury the throttle, and it will go like hell. Years ago I rode in a splendid Jaguar Mk.9 hearse ( but not as corpse). Once we left the boundary of - incidentally- Blackpool it gave an entirely new meaning to The Quick and the Dead. Just to be a bit less serious, funeral limos are often based on excellent cars with lots of power, as Funeral Directors need leather, deep carpets and other bells and whistles.Also,cars are constantly valeted and experienced Directors jet wash underside/arches, too.

Edited by Lester H on Tuesday 24th January 17:33

Edited by Lester H on Tuesday 24th January 17:41

[Stickyfinger]

An option from europe

[Broccers]

Stickyfinger said:

An option from europe

If the pope was a dwarf that would be ideal

[Stickyfinger]

Broccers said:

If the pope was a dwarf that would be ideal

Fantastic Dogging Wagon as well !....do they do Group Sex Dogging ?

[PoleDriver]

When I was in my late teens and early twenties I had an old Ford hearse to haul my mobile disco around in.
Guess what shape the speakers were?

[Lester H]

Stickyfinger said:

Broccers said:

If the pope was a dwarf that would be ideal

Fantastic Dogging Wagon as well !....do they do Group Sex Dogging ?

A bit ghoulish, I think it may have died out. Damn cold, too!

[Stickyfinger]

Lester H said:

A bit ghoulish, I think it may have died out. Damn cold, too!

Will take you word for it, are you sure they just don't tell you that so you don't go along any more ?

[Lester H]

sjc said:

brrapp said:

I spotted a 13 year old, 60000 mile Volvo s80 for sale locally for peanuts recently. Now that's less than 5000 miles a year, always kept clean and shiny and presumably well serviced. Seems like a good buy to me but will it be in better or worse condition than the average car given that most of these miles will be at sub 30mph speeds?

Remains to be seen?

After 13 years, given its sedate use and constant valeting, the fact that it will be very well above average is a dead cert.

[Lester H]

Stickyfinger said:

Will take you word for it, are you sure they just don't tell you that so you don't go along any more ?

Ooooh what icy sarcasm.!

[BlueHave]

You could be coffin up a few quid if somethings goes wrong.

[Stickyfinger]

Lester H said:

Stickyfinger said:

Will take you word for it, are you sure they just don't tell you that so you don't go along any more ?

Ooooh what icy sarcasm.!

got a post code....wink wink