What Pisses Me Orrf

What Pisses Me Orrf

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Ex-Biker

1,315 posts

248 months

Thursday 30th October 2003
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It's odd isn't it.

I am selling a lot of my bike gear at the mo. However Mrs Ex-Biker has already said she doesn't want to sell it all and that she can't see me never having a bike again, or her never going on the back again.

I got the bike in May as I'd got withdrawl symptons and I do miss it now (to the extent that I won't buy m/c mags or see my mate in the shop he works). It's definately a motorbike thing.

kitcarman

805 posts

249 months

Thursday 30th October 2003
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When I was courting Mrs Kitcarman, she rode a tuned Triumph Bonny. I’ve had a few (much smaller) bikes in my time.

Back on thread. What pisses me off is that my 17 year-old son is nagging the arse off us both at the mo. He’s determined to get a bike

Any advice as to how to put him off the idea?

I think he’d be safer in one of these

Den

Ex-Biker

1,315 posts

248 months

Thursday 30th October 2003
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Den

You won't like this, but I'd let him have one.

However, I'd visit a few bike shops and find out if there is a bikesafe program (or similar) in the area. If he learns enough about how unpredictable and how little observation the average car driver has and always rides with this in mind, he'll be ok.

I hate to say it (on a car forum), but 90% of the time, it's not the biker!

Ferg

15,242 posts

258 months

Thursday 30th October 2003
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I am a holder of a bike licence, but my '57 Cafe-raced Tiger 90 lives exclusively in my garage and I can't think when it might emerge again. I just got fed up with drivers trying to kill me.
If you can impress that upon a new rider I think he'll be OK by and large. Ironically I think it's the 'Born again' riders who are most at risk. They are used to being in their car and being 'invincible' and can remember riding Suzuki GT250s and 550s in their youth when there were just fewer cars on the roads....oh, and people didn't park right on top of ****ing junctions either.

kitcarman

805 posts

249 months

Thursday 30th October 2003
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Mark,
I shouldn’t admit this, but I was driving home one evening with kitcarman junior in the passenger seat.

Suddenly, as I was going over one of those horrible Y junctions, junior went ape.

STOP – YOU , he shouted at me.

I hadn’t seen this biker, cos the angle of the junction placed him in line with the B post at the moment I decided to pull out.

Even with this vivid real life illustration, he reckons he’ll be the only biker who isn’t knocked off his bike by a er in a Volvo (on that occasion a Pick-Up).

Den


>> Edited by kitcarman on Thursday 30th October 22:40

Ex-Biker

1,315 posts

248 months

Thursday 30th October 2003
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He'll do it if he wants.

My mum threatened me about not having a bike. When I came back from work one day with the garages C90 she nearly knocked me off if before I stopped.

She don't care as much now. Or is it she has realised that I (can be)'m sensible or I'll do it anyway and you always do what you r parents don't want!!!

spartan_andy

645 posts

248 months

Monday 3rd November 2003
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ex b thats a real ouch you're little tete a tete with the diesel. I lost a good friend to a my friend was a little like yourself not the most attentive of speed limits but on this occasion he was within the speed limit I know cos another of my friends was with him anyway he was approaching a blind hump backed bridge on his way home from work on his bike. As he crested the bridge this tw@t was overtaking something coming the other way rob my friend didn't stand a chance. went over the top of the car

Ex-Biker

1,315 posts

248 months

Monday 3rd November 2003
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Obviously it's not speed that kills, more the lack of it to get out of a given situation (and in the diesel case, lack of stabilisers).

Back to this wot pee's you orf!

The Government telling us that speed kills when we all know more deaths are due to lack of observation and driver aggression (eg tailgating).

The correct phrase is 'inappropriate speed and not being considerate to others on the road users kills!!!'

spartan_andy

645 posts

248 months

Tuesday 4th November 2003
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back to what pi55es me orrf these ing census things that spring up all over the place usually on busy major commuting routes

Flintstone

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8,644 posts

248 months

Tuesday 4th November 2003
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What's pi55ing me off is these smilies that pop up over words like and shit and bollocks.

(Edited bit) Hey, you CAN say shit and bollocks!!

Can't say though.

>> Edited by Flintstone on Tuesday 4th November 18:32

>> Edited by Flintstone on Tuesday 4th November 18:32