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If you're looking for jokes and giggles this isn't the thread for you my friend. However, you like a bit of gossip about someone you've never met and would like to offer your view please keep reading. 
I have just had a bit of an interesting chat with my missus.
We've been together for over 9 years and care about eachother very much. Her family and in particular her dad who is about 65 years old makes her unhappy. To cut a long story short he's a coward, a racist and a bully that eventually caused her brother to commit suicide a little over a year ago (he left a note blaming him for it). He's a big fat a
hole that likes to sit in his chair and scoff down ham and makes his wife tidy up behind him, blaming everyone other than himself when things go wrong - you get the picture.
Any way, my partner is Polish and lives with me in the UK - thankfully the tank buster 5000 is well over 800 miles away. Now, my misses being a kind and gentle soul wants to keep the peace - a year has gone since her brothers tragic passing and she has invited her dad over to stay with us for week. Today I am in day 4 of that week and he leaves this Saturday.
He can't speak a word of English and I can't speak a word of Polish so it's basically polite smiles to keep the peace and offering of biscuits when I'm home from work. Despite what I think of him I can put up with it - however...
About an hour ago my lady friend had a chat with me (i'm sitting in another room so fatso down stairs can watch my TV he can't understand on full blast whilst talking very loudly voicing his opinions about black people, jews and anyone else he can target) - think of hermann goering in my house if you will. I'm honestly not joking.
She explained that for the past few days she's bent over backwards shuttling him around and paying for everything so he can experience the whole London tourist scene whilst he makes bigoted racist comments of others around him when he's not pointing his camcorder at stuff like a child with a new toy. As you'd understand my missus is getting fed up so sparks up a conversation or two. Her dad dropped in conversation about her other brother (a 43 year old man) had to be "put in his place a few weeks ago so I smacked him one". She mentioned that all her other brother did was disagree with the father about something so the dad decided to block his exit from the room trying to show him he is still the alpha chimp - her brother clearly fed up with this bullst pushed him so he could go past and got punched in the face for it. You get the idea who I'm dealing with, okay cool - background info over with.
Okay - now to the point...
Today, sitting downstairs on my sofa he's said although I'm a "nice boy" (note I'm a 31 year old man) and acknowledged that I'm kind and look after his daughter very well I'd be no match for him in the physical department. Normally I wouldn't care about this stupid chest beating contest, especially from someone who has sweat stains on his back after walking up some stairs, however according to my misses he's come straight out with "He couldn't knock out a fly. He's not a man - I'd knock the st out of him to put him in his place".
Normally I'd just be the better man and walk off - but this chap is in my house as I'm typing this. I'm paying for his food. I've got him drinks. I'm constantly tidying up behind him, including the crusty pants he decided to hang over one of the bedroom radiators. I've been very polite and accommodating and even spent the best part of Saturday picking the Jabba the Hutt up from the airport. To say I'm a bit annoyed by his comments is an understatement.
My missus is counting the days until he is gone.
I'm not really sure what I want from this thread - I'm just venting really and hope some of you enjoyed a read but appreciate any thoughts and opinions.
I have just had a bit of an interesting chat with my missus.
We've been together for over 9 years and care about eachother very much. Her family and in particular her dad who is about 65 years old makes her unhappy. To cut a long story short he's a coward, a racist and a bully that eventually caused her brother to commit suicide a little over a year ago (he left a note blaming him for it). He's a big fat a
hole that likes to sit in his chair and scoff down ham and makes his wife tidy up behind him, blaming everyone other than himself when things go wrong - you get the picture.Any way, my partner is Polish and lives with me in the UK - thankfully the tank buster 5000 is well over 800 miles away. Now, my misses being a kind and gentle soul wants to keep the peace - a year has gone since her brothers tragic passing and she has invited her dad over to stay with us for week. Today I am in day 4 of that week and he leaves this Saturday.
He can't speak a word of English and I can't speak a word of Polish so it's basically polite smiles to keep the peace and offering of biscuits when I'm home from work. Despite what I think of him I can put up with it - however...
About an hour ago my lady friend had a chat with me (i'm sitting in another room so fatso down stairs can watch my TV he can't understand on full blast whilst talking very loudly voicing his opinions about black people, jews and anyone else he can target) - think of hermann goering in my house if you will. I'm honestly not joking.
She explained that for the past few days she's bent over backwards shuttling him around and paying for everything so he can experience the whole London tourist scene whilst he makes bigoted racist comments of others around him when he's not pointing his camcorder at stuff like a child with a new toy. As you'd understand my missus is getting fed up so sparks up a conversation or two. Her dad dropped in conversation about her other brother (a 43 year old man) had to be "put in his place a few weeks ago so I smacked him one". She mentioned that all her other brother did was disagree with the father about something so the dad decided to block his exit from the room trying to show him he is still the alpha chimp - her brother clearly fed up with this bulls
t pushed him so he could go past and got punched in the face for it. You get the idea who I'm dealing with, okay cool - background info over with.Okay - now to the point...
Today, sitting downstairs on my sofa he's said although I'm a "nice boy" (note I'm a 31 year old man) and acknowledged that I'm kind and look after his daughter very well I'd be no match for him in the physical department. Normally I wouldn't care about this stupid chest beating contest, especially from someone who has sweat stains on his back after walking up some stairs, however according to my misses he's come straight out with "He couldn't knock out a fly. He's not a man - I'd knock the s
t out of him to put him in his place". Normally I'd just be the better man and walk off - but this chap is in my house as I'm typing this. I'm paying for his food. I've got him drinks. I'm constantly tidying up behind him, including the crusty pants he decided to hang over one of the bedroom radiators. I've been very polite and accommodating and even spent the best part of Saturday picking the Jabba the Hutt up from the airport. To say I'm a bit annoyed by his comments is an understatement.
My missus is counting the days until he is gone.
I'm not really sure what I want from this thread - I'm just venting really and hope some of you enjoyed a read but appreciate any thoughts and opinions.
Edited by Anubis on Tuesday 17th May 22:31
Blame the missus for inviting him over. If he's as bad as he's made out to be, then you both should wash your hands of him. Afterall, as you say, he was the reason her brother committed suicide. That alone is reason to never speak to him again. Either that or find the nearest pier and make him a pair of concrete slippers /s
/sThat must be hard to take. I grit my teeth when I have to spend more than a few hours in the company of my racist Romanian father-in-law, and I know my brother finds his racist Hungarian father-in-law hard to take.
We each try to remind ourselves that at least these men have helped bring up our wives, so they can't be ALL bad...
Good luck, and try to resist smacking him as it will turn out to be all your fault
We each try to remind ourselves that at least these men have helped bring up our wives, so they can't be ALL bad...
Good luck, and try to resist smacking him as it will turn out to be all your fault
Don't lower yourself to his level with physical violence and more importantly don't accidentally click on this link...
http://chillipepperpete.com/chilli-sauces-by-chill...
And be very careful to ensure you don't accidentally put a teaspoon or two in his dinner
http://chillipepperpete.com/chilli-sauces-by-chill...
And be very careful to ensure you don't accidentally put a teaspoon or two in his dinner
If he can't speak a word of English you can rant and rave at him, calling him all the names under the sun, all with a nice smile on your face for the rest of the week.
On Saturday you can tell him to fk right off to Poland and to never show his sorry arse back here ever again or you will beat him to a pulp, again all with the same smile on your face.
It will make you feel a lot better and he will be none the wiser.
Or you could chuck him out of the house now, showing him who is the real boss around here, and let him fend for himself for the next 3 days.
Or you can vent on here and carry on being meek and mild until he has gone.
How lucky do you feel
On Saturday you can tell him to f
k right off to Poland and to never show his sorry arse back here ever again or you will beat him to a pulp, again all with the same smile on your face.It will make you feel a lot better and he will be none the wiser.
Or you could chuck him out of the house now, showing him who is the real boss around here, and let him fend for himself for the next 3 days.
Or you can vent on here and carry on being meek and mild until he has gone.
How lucky do you feel
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