James Allen Again

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jonnylayze

1,640 posts

227 months

Tuesday 26th September 2006
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Is it me? did I miss a GP over the weekend?

madazrx7

4,869 posts

218 months

Tuesday 26th September 2006
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Joe911 said:
I'd like to be the first to condemn The Cock for his appalling commentary at the China Grand Prix!

Stop The Cock.

:mrangry:


Haven't got next week's lotto numbers as well, have you?
Although I guess as predictions go yours is fairly safe

JonRB

74,602 posts

273 months

Tuesday 26th September 2006
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jonnylayze said:
Is it me? did I miss a GP over the weekend?
No, it's this coming weekend.

See www.f1.com for a live countdown.

jacobyte

4,725 posts

243 months

Sunday 8th October 2006
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"Alonso isn't as ecstatic as Schumacher was when he won in China". Allen, please remove your head from Schumacher's rectum.

However, it is heartening that in the second showing of the Japanese GP today they edited out James Allen's utterly disrespectful quip about the reason for Giancarlo Fisichella's being upset. Perhaps they now realise what a total and utter cock he is?

flemke

22,865 posts

238 months

Sunday 8th October 2006
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jacobyte said:
Perhaps they now realise what a total and utter cock he is?


If they hadn't figured that out already...scratchchin

Should someone inform ITV that the Earth is round, or would that concept also be beyond their comprehension?

D_Mike

5,301 posts

241 months

Sunday 8th October 2006
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jacobyte said:
"Alonso isn't as ecstatic as Schumacher was when he won in China". Allen, please remove your head from Schumacher's rectum.

However, it is heartening that in the second showing of the Japanese GP today they edited out James Allen's utterly disrespectful quip about the reason for Giancarlo Fisichella's being upset. Perhaps they now realise what a total and utter cock he is?



what did he say?

jacobyte

4,725 posts

243 months

Sunday 8th October 2006
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Giancarlo was standing on the podium clearly very upset about something - he was obviously in tears.

Allen spotted the tears and, not having a clue what the problem might have been, said words to the effect of "gosh, look at him, someone's probably died or something".

At least ITV saw sense to edit it out for the replay.

Frik

13,542 posts

244 months

Sunday 8th October 2006
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I'm still a little dubious of his "F1 cars have around 2500 sensors on them" in relation to telemetry. I would have thought it would about a 5th of that.

Brundle didn't correct him though.

Nicholas Blair

4,096 posts

285 months

Sunday 8th October 2006
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jacobyte said:
Giancarlo was standing on the podium clearly very upset about something - he was obviously in tears.

Allen spotted the tears and, not having a clue what the problem might have been, said words to the effect of "gosh, look at him, someone's probably died or something".

At least ITV saw sense to edit it out for the replay.


Apparently a close friend had died on Thursday......

POst race interview....
Q: Giancarlo, congratulations to you too. It looks as though you lost a lot of time early on behind the Toyotas.
Giancarlo Fisichella: I didn’t have a fantastic start, I lost a position to Button. Then after a few laps, I overtook him and I was catching the Toyota guys. After that, the car balance wasn’t too bad. I had a good race, I overtook them in the pit stops so the strategy was good, the tyre behaviour was good too so today is a fantastic result for Fernando, for myself, for the team. But mentally, psychologically, today was very difficult for me because on Thursday I lost my best friend ever. I am really sad and it’s not easy so the race was important, but now is the life… like a friend of him, I would like to dedicate that third place to him and ciao to him.

flemke

22,865 posts

238 months

Sunday 8th October 2006
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Frik said:
I'm still a little dubious of his "F1 cars have around 2500 sensors on them" in relation to telemetry. I would have thought it would about a 5th of that.

Brundle didn't correct him though.
I think it's about a tenth.
It may depend on what counts as a sensor, and, for example, how many different data come from a single unit, but I believe that the top teams normally monitor 200-250 items in real-time.
Certainly when you see a chassis up close you can espy nothing remotely like 2500 different sensors.
If a car had that many, the weight of the wiring alone would be a problem.
They have what looks like a couple of hundred stick-on temperature tell-tales around the brakes and engine/transaxle, but even if you counted all of them you'd not get near to 2500.

stuttgartmetal

8,108 posts

217 months

Sunday 8th October 2006
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Sad for Giancarlo, he's a nice guy.
Allen though,






Just how quiet is it tonight ?

Joe911

2,763 posts

236 months

Sunday 22nd October 2006
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Is the cock thinning out on top?

(hair not brain cells - he can'r afford fewer of those)

monkeyhanger

9,198 posts

243 months

Sunday 22nd October 2006
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Joe911 said:


(hair not brain cells - he can'r afford fewer of those)


He's already well into negative equity.

V8 Archie

4,703 posts

249 months

Sunday 22nd October 2006
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Perhaps he thought a Brazilian was appropriate.

D-Angle

4,467 posts

243 months

Sunday 22nd October 2006
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"It looks like something's broken on on Nico's car..."

No! Really? Well bugger me sideways, I would have missed that! I'm glad he's there to point out these little details... rolleyes

johnnymaestro

4,775 posts

224 months

Sunday 22nd October 2006
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'This is (Michael's) final race of his carrear'

For god's sake No it Friggin' isn't doesn't he have anything else to talk about!

What a Pillock!

Edited by johnnymaestro on Sunday 22 October 18:54

D-Angle

4,467 posts

243 months

Sunday 22nd October 2006
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"It's a really spicy place, it's got a real edge to it."

Oh, so people shoving a gun in your face and stealing your posessions while threatening to kill you is 'spicy' is it? Jesus. ranting

monkeyhanger

9,198 posts

243 months

Sunday 22nd October 2006
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His total inability to correctly pronounce Kubica's name is getting on my nerves too.

It goes from "Kew-Bick-A" and then to the correct "Koo-bits-a" only after Brundle says it...the cock then reverts back to normal and the cycle starts again.

Sheer bloody ignorance IMHO.

JonRB

74,602 posts

273 months

Sunday 22nd October 2006
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Hey, great to learn that Schumacher started in F1 around the same time as James Allen, eh? And there I was thinking he was just a commentator who merely covered F1. rolleyes

Racingdude009

5,303 posts

248 months

Sunday 22nd October 2006
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Anyone else notice his other cock up "fisichella is making his stop for Ferrari"