The least PH car ever... Matiz!

[Lets Torque]

dwilkie said:

Wilk0 said:

A friend of mine had one of these - his mum rolled it when she got tangled up in a police chase. Not even joking! (she was fine btw)

Wait what, you're mum was involved in a police chase in a Daewoo Matiz??

His friends Mum.

[Adz The Rat]

That really is very fridge like isn't it?

Well as long as you like it Ben, thats all that matters

You should definitely Hayabusa it though......

[Lord Flathead]

Nooooooooooooooo not a fridge..





Fridges are cool

[maxdb]

It's ok as a runabout. Has the potential with a supercharged Hyabusa engine in it or some other engine conversion. I currently own a Citroen C1 so cannot complain lol.

I done a little photoshop to help - I've drank about 3/4 of Jack daniels before this so the quality aint great :/

[v15ben]

That photoshop is awesome!

[Jimslips]

It has potential for...nothing.

Rubbish car.

[Leptons]

maxdb said:

It's ok as a runabout. Has the potential with a supercharged Hyabusa engine in it or some other engine conversion. I currently own a Citroen C1 so cannot complain lol.

I done a little photoshop to help - I've drank about 3/4 of Jack daniels before this so the quality aint great :/

TAXI!

[rumple]

Heretic said:

we have all been young and drunk, enough to take a fat girl home. This falls into the same category

Couldn't have put it better

[Killer2005]

Leptons said:

maxdb said:

It's ok as a runabout. Has the potential with a supercharged Hyabusa engine in it or some other engine conversion. I currently own a Citroen C1 so cannot complain lol.

I done a little photoshop to help - I've drank about 3/4 of Jack daniels before this so the quality aint great :/

TAXI!

Looks nothing like a Taxi

And Ben, you're clearly forgetting I used to have a Daewoo Nexia

[v15ben]

How could I forget the Nexia
I remember it parked with the more exotic stuff at many PH meets!

[davepoth]

Killer2005 said:

Looks nothing like a Taxi

And Ben, you're clearly forgetting I used to have a Daewoo Nexia

I would beg to differ. I had a ride in an earlier incarnation (Daewoo Tico) taxi in Lima, Peru. fk me that was scary; you know somewhere's dodgy when you need to have three people in a Taxi - one to go where you're going, and two friends so that nobody ever has to travel alone in the Taxi.

[slomax]

i can hear it crying for PH favourite craze!

DUB IT!

here's an artistic impression

[bakerstreet]

maxdb said:

It's ok as a runabout. Has the potential with a supercharged Hyabusa engine in it or some other engine conversion. I currently own a Citroen C1 so cannot complain lol.

I done a little photoshop to help - I've drank about 3/4 of Jack daniels before this so the quality aint great :/

Was the de-badge the first thing you did in Photoshop? The tint on the lights makes quite a bit of difference

[Pothole]

Classic Grad 98 said:

Regretfully I'm far too powerfully built to fit in one of those. And the pedals annoy me- no travel whatsoever, they're more like buttons... I've got no chance of recovering a front end slide with a stomp of my Alpinestars. And FWD? everyone knows that people only get FWD because they're not man enough for RWD...

chortle.

[kevinf1]

Funnily enough this topic has inspired me... Been debating replacing my car vs. keeping it and getting a cheap run around - this could be it..

Although talk of them rolling under performance driving conditions does concern me!

[maxdb]

bakerstreet said:

Was the de-badge the first thing you did in Photoshop? The tint on the lights makes quite a bit of difference

I think it was

[v15ben]

Quick update on the old sheitebox!

Now done almost 4000 miles around the country, still drive with pedal flat to the floor everywhere and it still costs nothing to run.

I have discovered it barely accelerates with the air con on and the battery doesn't start if you leave it parked at the airport in -10C for 3 weeks.

We're off to Pyeongchang, site of the 2018 Winter Olympics at the weekend. Probably a 1000km of driving in 2 days. Should be fun in the Matiz

[Pothole]

Lord Flathead said:

Nooooooooooooooo not a fridge..





Fridges are cool

I reckon it could be vastly improved with the application of some chromed letters S M E G perhaps?

[BuzzLightyear]

Pistonheads - Speed Matiz!






(I know, I know - even I groaned as I typed that...!)

[Another Fluffer]

BuzzLightyear said:

Pistonheads - Speed Matiz!






(I know, I know - even I groaned as I typed that...!)