A barge with a mission...

A barge with a mission...

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fivetenben

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589 posts

171 months

Sunday 12th February 2012
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To my eternal shame, until recently, I'd never owned a barge. A few other interesting cars, yes - but due to always seeming to have a few other motors sat around, and hence never being able to justify it, barge ownership is a box which has remained unticked - until now.

Or until about two weeks ago to be exact, when a friend and I were sat in the pub discussing silly road trip ideas - and came up with a plan which we felt couldn't be done justice without at least a few acres of shiny British metal.

So, the following day, we headed down to deepest Cornwall, handed over £900, and took ownership of this:







1.7 tonnes of K-reg Jaguar XJ6, packed with early '90s class and propelled (just about) by a mellifluous 3.2l straight-6.

Early impressions are very positive, and do much to dispel the unreliable reputation of older jags. For £900 we've picked up a rust free, 3 owner, apparently reliable car with 6 months tax, 12 months MOT, and an indicated 58k on the clock. Fair enough, it's only got half leather, it needed tires and a new thermostat, and smelled like an ashtray, but other than that, it's been awesome value for money so far - provided you ignore the fuel consumption that is!

I've never owned a Jag before, generally gravitating towards sportier metal, and hence to be honest I wasn't sure if I'd get on with it or not. However my driving style has adapted quickly, slowing down to the car's pace and enjoying simply wafting slowly along, basking in comfort and quietness, and the beautifully damped feel of all the controls.

And so, on to the mission. Every winter, provided the temperature drops low enough, the Baltic Sea freezes between the Estonian coast, and some of its islands. Across this frozen ice sheet, several winter roads are sometimes made which link the islands with the mainland, up to 16km away. Given that 2012 is a very British year - the year of the Queens Jubilee, and of the London Olympics - celebrating in our small way by driving a Jaguar over a frozen sea, with Rule Britannia on the stereo, seemed a particularly logical thing to do. Hence the Jag has now gained a set of winter tires and is currently en-route for Estonia, and a trip across the Baltic sea-ice...

Fingers crossed the Jag lives up to its positive first impressions and takes the 4,000 mile round trip - and the ice roads - in its stride!

omgus

7,305 posts

176 months

Sunday 12th February 2012
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May i be the first to say that is a gloriously stupid idea, i wish you all the best of luck.

British endeavour at its completely pointless best. thumbup

marmite monster

143 posts

228 months

Sunday 12th February 2012
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AWSOME smile

Six Fiend

6,067 posts

216 months

Sunday 12th February 2012
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Delightfully daft exploit biggrin

dbdb

4,326 posts

174 months

Sunday 12th February 2012
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Wonderful.

It looks a good car, the only real problem these late XJ40s suffer is rust. If the body is good the rest will go on forever. It is the perfect car for it, partly because most people will probably think it won't even get there!

I don't want to worry you with the ice or anything, but it might weigh more than you think. My handbook says my 3.2 Sovereign is definately 1825kgs... hehe

Road Pest

3,123 posts

199 months

Sunday 12th February 2012
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£900! I am saluting you! Gorgeous looking car. Never been into barge territory... but I'm looking forward to it.

fivetenben

Original Poster:

589 posts

171 months

Sunday 12th February 2012
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Thanks guys, it's good to see that people's appreciation for that very particularly British brand of stupidity is still alive and well!

The Jag left the UK 2-up at the end of last week, and is rumoured to now be in Poland. It had winter tires fitted in Germany, and (touch wooden dash) is going well so far, bar some over-cooling (partly fixed by gaffa-taping over the grille) and a temperamental heater which has resulted in a rather chilly interior, to say the least - still, not bad for a £900 impulse buy! Unfortunately last minute work issues mean I couldn't be with my Jag from the outset, but I'll be joining the trip in a day or two, just in time for the ice road - and the return journey through Finland and Sweden. And further good news - as of Friday, a 10.2KM ice road has opened across the ice, so the long drive to Estonia in search of sea ice now isn't completely speculative: http://news.err.ee/d29c88b4-7254-48ea-8739-3497d32...

Not sure how well it fits into the readers' cars section, but if people are interested, I'll post how it goes...

fivetenben

Original Poster:

589 posts

171 months

Sunday 12th February 2012
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dbdb said:
Wonderful.

It looks a good car, the only real problem these late XJ40s suffer is rust. If the body is good the rest will go on forever. It is the perfect car for it, partly because most people will probably think it won't even get there!

I don't want to worry you with the ice or anything, but it might weigh more than you think. My handbook says my 3.2 Sovereign is definately 1825kgs... hehe
Indeed, I was as surprised as anyone when I couldn't find any rust! I haven't checked the handbook weight but I'm sure you're right - I took the 1.7 tonne figure from the ever reliable wikipedia. The weight limit for the Ice roads is 2.5 tonnes, so we've still got a bit of a safety margin! smile

pistonchris

828 posts

182 months

Sunday 12th February 2012
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Stunning car a bargain at £900

fivetenben

Original Poster:

589 posts

171 months

Thursday 16th February 2012
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Just in case anyone's been searching the BBC for news stories involving a Jaguar XJ6 sinking in the Baltic - Don't! The Jag has covered the 2,000 miles to Estonia without missing a beat, and drove across 18 miles of frozen ocean today. I think that there's a moral in there somewhere for anyone who's considering a barge purchase, but is nervous about reliability...

Anyway, i've put a few words about driving the ice roads here if anyone's interested: http://80breakdowns.com/2012/02/16/the-ice-road-co...

iain_thornton

17,540 posts

180 months

Thursday 16th February 2012
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I do hope you're going to make a full write-up of this trip!

fivetenben

Original Poster:

589 posts

171 months

Thursday 1st March 2012
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iain_thornton said:
I do hope you're going to make a full write-up of this trip!
I'm sure that can be arranged. smile There are links to a trip report and photos, etc, here: http://80breakdowns.com/2012/03/01/the-baltic-ice-...

The Jag is now back home after 11 countries and nearly 5,000 miles, in 14 days, without so much as a hiccup. I can't remember ever being so impressed by a vehicle's ability to cover ground effortlessly and without drama. Oh, and in case anyone was wondering, 22MPG, and £1182 at the pumps! smile


Jw Vw

4,832 posts

164 months

Thursday 1st March 2012
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Great barge OP.

John D.

17,891 posts

210 months

Thursday 1st March 2012
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fivetenben said:
£1182 at the pumps! smile
eek Good effort!

LordFlathead

9,641 posts

259 months

Thursday 1st March 2012
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That was a mad thing to do and also a great read. Can't think of a better way to do something mad just because it inspires you.

Ronstar

15 posts

148 months

Friday 2nd March 2012
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I thought I'd have a quick peek at your website and now, 2 hours later and despite having some fairly serious deadlines at work, I have read all of your blogs and started planning a trip to Morocco or Turkey with some friends next year. Truly inspiring!

We have so far decided: Camping, max 3 or 4 cars, £500 budget, if you have a convertible you must keep the roof down the whole way.

Great work!

St. Anger

1,125 posts

182 months

Friday 2nd March 2012
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Fnarr fnarr. hehehehe



fivetenben

Original Poster:

589 posts

171 months

Friday 2nd March 2012
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Ronstar said:
I thought I'd have a quick peek at your website and now, 2 hours later and despite having some fairly serious deadlines at work, I have read all of your blogs and started planning a trip to Morocco or Turkey with some friends next year. Truly inspiring!

We have so far decided: Camping, max 3 or 4 cars, £500 budget, if you have a convertible you must keep the roof down the whole way.

Great work!
Good stuff, sounds like a fine plan! I'm sure you'll have an awesome time smile

I'm just looking into Morocco at the moment actually - if you decide to head there and fancy getting off the beaten track, I can heartily recommend getting hold of 'Morocco Overland' by Chris Scott. I've just got mine, and as well as the usual trip planning stuff, it details plenty of interesting 'off road' routes in the Atlas and Sahara which can be driven in a normal car (the author used a Merc 190 to research this). All in all, quite an inspiring read if you're up for something slightly more adventurous than endless tarmac.

Right, back to the barge. I've just cleaned the 5,000 miles of grit and grime off HMS Jag, returning it to its former aristocratic glory. As usual in such situations, a few photos were in order...







I still can't believe what a bargain it's been, wafting us 5,000 miles in 14 days without so much as a hiccup. £900 shed barges are truly the way to go!

Six Fiend

6,067 posts

216 months

Friday 2nd March 2012
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Great stuff smile

dbdb

4,326 posts

174 months

Sunday 4th March 2012
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Fabulous stuff - I enjoyed your blog as well.

The XJ40 is such a great car and not at all fragile, badly built and unreliable like so many seem to think! Is it still running cold? - It would have done more like 28 mpg with a new thremostat! wink

Do you plan to keep it?

David