An average PH'ers car history, in Top Bumps style!

An average PH'ers car history, in Top Bumps style!

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JFReturns

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3,695 posts

171 months

Monday 22nd October 2012
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mohitos said:
You've not rated your sex appeal very highly, have you!
No, but then I really don't think they are sexy cars! When I eventually get a V8 Vantage, or perhaps more realistically an Alfa GTV then those numbers will creep up wink

JFReturns

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3,695 posts

171 months

Monday 22nd October 2012
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Onto my current car, which I think most will find the dullest of the lot....

I was planning on keeping the WRX Wagon for a long time (well, at least a year) as it fulfilled all my requirements - fast, comfortable, practical, different, reliable. Except it turned out to not be very reliable at all. This wasn't the cars fault, rather an incompetent main Subaru dealer.

Turns out that 500 miles before I purchased the WRX, the cambelt was changed at a main dealer at the correct interval. However, they incorrectly fitted a tensioner, cross threading it which a month after I got the car sheered off causing the cambelt to lose tension.... and well, you get the idea.

To be fair to him, the independent dealer refunded my money and I was on the hunt for another WRX Wagon. There were none around! As I needed a car urgently, I set about looking for a tidy shed to pootle around in until a decent Wagon came back on the market. One Saturday I looked at 1.0 Corsas, Fiestas, Clios... blurgh. I literally couldn't do it. I needed a car that day and as the afternoon wore on I was getting more and more despondent, until a chance visit to a local dealer revealed a mint looking 2001 Polo GTi (6n2). I checked the paperwork, took a test drive, agreed a few bits that needed replacing then drove it away there and then!



So the plan was to keep this a short while until a decent WRX Wagon turned up... but I don't want to change it. I really enjoy driving it. Yes it is slow, small and I look quite silly driving what is essentially a teenagers car but I don't care! It handles really quite well, has enough poke for the country roads I commute on and the interior quality is the best I've owned, seriously.

SWMBO watched me pull up to the house the other day - I was quite chuffed with how good the xenon lights were - and she burst out laughing! Humpf. What was so funny?! Turns out the Polo reminded her of me 11 years ago when we first met hehe

So this is me, for now. I'm meant to be saving for a wedding, new house, new car for SWMBO and the Polo is helping me (£100 a month on fuel alone). We'll see how long I last; my colleagues give me 4 months! I completely disagree, but damn, Andy665's GTV V6 is stunning and I follow the poverty pork thread with gleeful interest.

Hope you enjoyed my car history so far, and any comments or recommendations on future cars are welcome smile






Edited by JFReturns on Sunday 13th September 17:43

JFReturns

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3,695 posts

171 months

Saturday 27th October 2012
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I took the Polo into a local specialist for a service (wasn't due one, the dealer I purchased it from carried out a service but I wanted it done properly) and I asked them to look for and fix any problems. There were none! Pretty pleased as it means I've got a good 'un.

However, the mechanic just so happened to have a Chimaera as a daily driver, and I know I shouldn't have (I knew how good it would sound) but I asked him to fire it up.... GOOD GOD! I've always wanted a TVR, but now I need one, specifically a Chimaera with sleeved exhausts. It's for sale too, and stunning! Insurance is very reasonable at around £420 and I'm going to do whatever it takes to get one. Here is a pic of my latest obsession:



My pack of Top Bumps may well get a seriously quick and sexy car, watch this space...

Edited by JFReturns on Saturday 27th October 20:11

iggysport

463 posts

147 months

Sunday 28th October 2012
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Thanks again for making mine smile


crazy about cars

4,454 posts

169 months

Sunday 28th October 2012
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wow nice... pardon the silly question but how do you generate those cards?

JFReturns

Original Poster:

3,695 posts

171 months

Sunday 28th October 2012
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You're welcome IggySport, but I've forgotten the logo on yours!

I made them in image manipulation software. If you want to have a crack, GIMP is open source and does the job.

crazy about cars

4,454 posts

169 months

Sunday 28th October 2012
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JFReturns said:
You're welcome IggySport, but I've forgotten the logo on yours!

I made them in image manipulation software. If you want to have a crack, GIMP is open source and does the job.
Thanks! I was a bit cautious when opening that link :P

JFReturns

Original Poster:

3,695 posts

171 months

Friday 23rd November 2012
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JFReturns said:
We'll see how long I last; my colleagues give me 4 months! I completely disagree...
whistle

Anyone want to buy a lovely little Polo GTi?

JFReturns

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3,695 posts

171 months

Tuesday 27th November 2012
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New car. Sexy as hell, other than that I'm lost for words. Will report back with full opinion as soon as I stop staring at the gorgeous details and blipping the throttle.



Edited by JFReturns on Sunday 13th September 17:44

Dr Imran T

2,301 posts

199 months

Tuesday 27th November 2012
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Great work OP. Very original smile

Might be worth having the PH meter reading in there too.

M3John

5,974 posts

219 months

Wednesday 28th November 2012
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Nice one OP. I'll forward through some over the weekend for you.

JFReturns

Original Poster:

3,695 posts

171 months

Thursday 24th January 2013
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The recent weather is making me miss the Scoobs like hell. I never got to test the Wagon in the snow but the STi had great traction, and the lack of power off boost made it easy pull away and get up steep inclines.



The TVR on the hand will be complete pap. Coupled with only driving it in the dry means she has to wait for the weather to improve before getting a run out. FRUSTRATING! furious





Edited by JFReturns on Wednesday 29th January 20:27

lindrup119

1,228 posts

143 months

Friday 25th January 2013
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Didn't take long to get into the TVR then haha! Guess the estimations of your colleagues were just about right then! Looks great in the Top Bumps format but do you have any more pics?

JFReturns

Original Poster:

3,695 posts

171 months

Friday 25th January 2013
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I've still got the Polo. Don't really want to get rid as it's a great little car, but too nice to leave on the road! If anyone wants it, send me a PM (will swap for a little shed hatchback).



I don't have many pics of the Chim, but heres a couple:





Edited by JFReturns on Wednesday 29th January 20:28

LukeSi

5,753 posts

161 months

Friday 25th January 2013
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Get those numberplatss changed, silver on black won't pass an mot and you could get fined if pulled for them.

Figgle

86 posts

135 months

Friday 25th January 2013
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Good skills on the top bumps :-)

I love TVRs,great colour too.


LukeSi said:
Get those numberplatss changed, silver on black won't pass an mot and you could get fined if pulled for them.
I know this first hand, I used to have black and silver plates on my Supra and I got pulled. It's stripped out so they sniffed around it for ages, cost me about 45 mins and a £30 fine

JFReturns

Original Poster:

3,695 posts

171 months

Friday 25th January 2013
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Ah, they look good! But I'll replace them tomorrow.

Mark, your Supra thread was brilliant. Great read and love the car thumbup

Figgle

86 posts

135 months

Sunday 27th January 2013
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JFReturns said:
Mark, your Supra thread was brilliant. Great read and love the car thumbup
Thanks. Glad you enjoyed it beer

JFReturns

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3,695 posts

171 months

Saturday 6th April 2013
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FINALLY some sun! Done a few bits to the Chim - new tyres, leads, plug shrouds and decent intake and she is running better than ever. Easily my favourite car owned so far.


JFReturns

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3,695 posts

171 months

Friday 10th May 2013
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And a few more pics - as above, this is the best car I've owned. It's often been said you're only a true petrol head if you've owned an Alfa Romeo. Well I think the same should apply to a Rover V8 engined car - anyone will do - the noise is sensational!

I happen to like how my Rover V8 car looks too wink