What d'you call a scotsman who's halfway home?

What d'you call a scotsman who's halfway home?

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FRA53R

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1,077 posts

169 months

Tuesday 24th June 2014
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Hamish!

Enough terrible jokes though.

I thought I would start this thread as today I purchased a 1994 Renault Espace 2.1td. It's a little rough around the edges, the passenger side front window doesn't work, the temp gauge doesn't either and the exhaust has a loose bracket so rattles at low speeds. Other than that it runs well stops in time and handles.... well pretty much how you'd expect a 20yr old French people carrier to!

So how much did I pay for this mighty piece of barge? The grand total of £400!

So why did I start with such a terrible joke, well the car is nicknamed Hamish, why? Well I'll show you why:



The car was picked up in Stirling today and performed faultlessly,

It has tax until October and MOT until the end of December, I'm going to be using it for deliveries for our shop and general dogsbody work. I've got a few things I want to sort out and I'll keep the thread updated with what happens to Hamish. Hope to have some good fun driving it around smile

More pics:







I've got more photos but I need to vacate the laptop, hope you enjoy.

Edited by FRA53R on Tuesday 24th June 20:04

flibbage0

202 posts

142 months

Tuesday 24th June 2014
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A bit unusual and very striking, as long as your happy smile

Also what exactly is that pink bag hanging underneath the front bumper?

FRA53R

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1,077 posts

169 months

Tuesday 24th June 2014
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That's apparently meant to be it's tongue smile

Butter Face

30,370 posts

161 months

Tuesday 24th June 2014
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Hah, that is brilliant!!

Spitfire2

1,922 posts

187 months

Tuesday 24th June 2014
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I remember slagging this car off on Facebook a few weeks ago.

Good effort though - enjoy it.

r1ch

2,874 posts

197 months

Tuesday 24th June 2014
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lol, reminds me of this



smile

Nigel_O

2,910 posts

220 months

Tuesday 24th June 2014
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Huge laugh for minimal outlay - well done for being brave

Need to see a photo after its been driven in the rain - I have a feeling it won't look quite as fluffy.....

Drive Blind

5,100 posts

178 months

Tuesday 24th June 2014
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lol

i would love to see one of those wky detailing threads on this.

"We started off with head and shoulders using the 2 bucket method"
"Then moved onto a blow dry with a comb"

FRA53R

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1,077 posts

169 months

Tuesday 24th June 2014
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Nigel_O said:
Huge laugh for minimal outlay - well done for being brave

Need to see a photo after its been driven in the rain - I have a feeling it won't look quite as fluffy.....
Already done, I drove back through some pretty wet weather and it seems fine dries off great. I really fancy doing a faux detailing thread just for laughs smile


CB2152

1,555 posts

134 months

Tuesday 24th June 2014
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Nigel_O said:
Huge laugh for minimal outlay - well done for being brave

Need to see a photo after its been driven in the rain - I have a feeling it won't look quite as fluffy.....
That'd bring a new meaning to the comparison between "dry weight" and "weight with fluids"...

otolith

56,284 posts

205 months

Wednesday 25th June 2014
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It's an elderly child transporter, it's probably got a fair variety of fluids in the upholstery!

a1burns

198 posts

149 months

Wednesday 25th June 2014
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FRA53R said:
Hamish!
I'm going to be using it for deliveries for our shop and general dogsbody work.
Was this an intended pun...? Very funny, looks like a great way to make a boring car a bit of a laugh.

Hooli

32,278 posts

201 months

Wednesday 25th June 2014
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FRA53R said:
I really fancy doing a faux detailing thread just for laughs smile
Do it hehe

Sat90

64 posts

119 months

Wednesday 25th June 2014
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Hooli said:
FRA53R said:
I really fancy doing a faux detailing thread just for laughs smile
Do it hehe
You'll need this lot


Instead of this lot

joe_90

4,206 posts

232 months

Wednesday 25th June 2014
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Does it smell when it gets wet?

yellowjack

17,082 posts

167 months

Wednesday 25th June 2014
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Needs horns!!!!

FRA53R

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1,077 posts

169 months

Wednesday 25th June 2014
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joe_90 said:
Does it smell when it gets wet?
Nope seems to stay quite fresh which is a real surprise! Though there is a suspicious number of air fresheners around inside, I need to give the interior a really good clean.

yellowjack said:
Needs horns!!!!
It does have horns but they're a bit shabby so I might get some that attach onto the roof bars, just depends on expense, as for £400 nothing but the most basic of maintenance will be getting done.

Mr SFJ

4,076 posts

123 months

Thursday 26th June 2014
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Looks like Chewbacca with wheels!