Diary of a Country Lad - VW V6 4Motion & Citroen C4

Diary of a Country Lad - VW V6 4Motion & Citroen C4

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geeks

9,183 posts

139 months

Wednesday 6th May 2015
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I love this thread!

mwstewart

7,600 posts

188 months

Wednesday 6th May 2015
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BenWRXSEi

2,346 posts

134 months

Wednesday 6th May 2015
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geeks said:
I love this thread!
+1 biggrin

Max5476

984 posts

114 months

Wednesday 6th May 2015
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I feel your pain regarding the house, our vendor kindly accepted our offer 7 months ago, and yet we are still waiting for them to agree a date to exchange on.

Just waiting for a nicer house to appear to buy instead, until then we can but wait.

Whatty

Original Poster:

598 posts

181 months

Wednesday 6th May 2015
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Max5476 said:
I feel your pain regarding the house, our vendor kindly accepted our offer 7 months ago, and yet we are still waiting for them to agree a date to exchange on.

Just waiting for a nicer house to appear to buy instead, until then we can but wait.
I feel your pain Mr. Max5476. I really do.

If you'd told me a year ago that it would take six weeks to sell our New Jersey home (complete with flood history) but nearer six months to exchange cash for shed in the UK I would have laughed.

Still another couple of days won't hurt.
All good things come to those who wait.
The right house for the right price and Master Whatty loves the swing set.




Cheers, Whatty.

coopedup

3,741 posts

139 months

Wednesday 6th May 2015
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In the doghouse again mate? hehe

Whatty

Original Poster:

598 posts

181 months

Thursday 7th May 2015
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coopedup said:
In the doghouse again mate? hehe
May 7th.

8.35am

Not sure I'm ever out of the doghouse Mr CoopedUp.
It appears my gentle appeal to the Lady of Lowestoft to sign and vacate fell on deaf ears.

FFS.

Cheers, Whatty.

coopedup

3,741 posts

139 months

Thursday 7th May 2015
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Whatty said:
coopedup said:
In the doghouse again mate? hehe
May 7th.

8.35am

Not sure I'm ever out of the doghouse Mr CoopedUp.
It appears my gentle appeal to the Lady of Lowestoft to sign and vacate fell on deaf ears.

FFS.

Cheers, Whatty.
st mate, sorry to hear that, time to get heavy me thinks tank

Whatty

Original Poster:

598 posts

181 months

Thursday 7th May 2015
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coopedup said:
st mate, sorry to hear that, time to get heavy me thinks tank
Evening Mr.CoopedUp

And thank you....

It appears that the distant rumble of your tank engine has spurred Ms. X of L'swtft into whipping out her Waterman.
Ironic. On this day in 1945 General Jodl signed Germany's official document of surrender.

Women. Can't live with them, can't evict 'em either.
Not counting any chickens tonight.

Wishing you a very happy VE Day.

Cheers, Whatty.



Whatty

Original Poster:

598 posts

181 months

Friday 8th May 2015
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Friday night - May 8th.

Contracts exchanged.
Anti-climatic to say the least.

Time for a brief celebration.
Weird NJ '14.




Still no room for complacency.
Serious business tomorrow.

Ipswich Town vs Norwich City.

OTBC - COYY.

Cheers, Whatty.




coopedup

3,741 posts

139 months

Saturday 9th May 2015
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See, I told you my tank would work! Well done mate, now you can get back to the proper business of cars, well, soon anyway....

B'stard Child

28,397 posts

246 months

Saturday 9th May 2015
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coopedup said:
See, I told you my tank would work! Well done mate, now you can get back to the proper business of cars, well, soon anyway....
Was this thread ever about cars?

Whatty

Original Poster:

598 posts

181 months

Saturday 9th May 2015
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B'stard Child said:
Was this thread ever about cars?
Greetings M. Enfant Illegum

What do you want, an apology or an explanation for this non-motoring monotony?
One might take longer than the other..........;)

Random monotonous in-mini video to keep everyone happy.
Apologies to Ecosse. The in-car Jock'ing is shocking.

https://youtu.be/kmLq1c1zkys

Cheers, Whatty.



coopedup

3,741 posts

139 months

Saturday 9th May 2015
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B'stard Child said:
coopedup said:
See, I told you my tank would work! Well done mate, now you can get back to the proper business of cars, well, soon anyway....
Was this thread ever about cars?
No, and that is what I love about it, even as a confirmed petrolhead, roll on Mr. Whatty's ramblings, so to speak....

Whatty

Original Poster:

598 posts

181 months

Sunday 10th May 2015
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Sunday May 10th.

House move D-day minus 5.

Great news for the little non-car Readers Cars thingy.....

Good news for local economy.
New Norfolk company announces expansion.

Situation Vacant: CAR THIEF.
Urgently needed for immediate start in South Norfolk.

Thanks to management stupidity small Norfolk company is looking to recruit an experienced car thief well versed at seamless and stealthy entry.
Pleasant work environment with rural views.

Candidates with experience in V.A.G products are encouraged to apply.



Good promotion prospects for the right candidate.
Salary c. tea and biscuits.

Apply in confidence.
No references needed nor questions asked.

Cheers, Whatty.

PS. MoFo4Mobatt-flat. furious


11/05/15 06:46am.
Many thanks for all the emails.
Position now filled.

//Edited to add position filled//

Edited by Whatty on Monday 11th May 06:45

Whatty

Original Poster:

598 posts

181 months

Monday 11th May 2015
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Monday May 11th.

House move - D-Day minus 5.

Random car picture.
Gone in 3600 seconds.
Little Miss Whatty: A Car Thief.
Who'd have thought it?




Random tools picture.
Shadow play.
New shed on horizon.




Random Instagram follower.
Appears she has a thing for quick cars.
And shaving foam.



Flattering but NSFWhattyJr.

Cheers, Whatty.

JakeT

5,428 posts

120 months

Monday 11th May 2015
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Gosh Whatty, there are some slightly risqué pictures there! At least she likes fast cars though...

Whatty

Original Poster:

598 posts

181 months

Monday 11th May 2015
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JakeT said:
Gosh Whatty, there are some slightly risqué pictures there! At least she likes fast cars though...
Ooos! I rather forgot to mask her identity.
Then again she probably won't mind the attentionsmile

Cheers, Whatty.





Whatty

Original Poster:

598 posts

181 months

Monday 11th May 2015
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Monday May 11th.
Tea time.

Fannying around.
Busking the Monday Blues away at SBC Customs.




Chevy Stepside behind bars.
Know the feeling?

Cheers, Whatty.

Whatty

Original Poster:

598 posts

181 months

Tuesday 12th May 2015
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Tuesday May 12th.

House move D-Day Minus 3.

Almost time to hit the road again.
Kerb crawling at the Old Volks Home.




Whatty byebye