1991 BMW 850i. V12 madness...

1991 BMW 850i. V12 madness...

Author
Discussion

ajb85

1,120 posts

142 months

Thursday 19th March 2015
quotequote all
A childhood dream car. They still have BAGS of presence on the road - Ferrari like presence - as far as I'm concerned. Well done, I love it. Always found the 4.4 V8 a little underwhelming in the E39 and X5 so bravo on being ballsy enough to plump for the V12! There's only one BM I prefer, and that's the 635csi, so after much procrastination I bought an F plate Highline in January. Potential corrosion issues aside, I guess it's a tad more sensible choice than the big 8.

Enjoy!

TR4man

5,226 posts

174 months

Thursday 19th March 2015
quotequote all
What a lovely looking car.

The number plate may appeal to women of a certain age.

SebringMan

1,773 posts

186 months

Thursday 19th March 2015
quotequote all
These are one of the cars I keep thinking about buying. It looks lovely and with such a package they do leave you wondering if you should commit.

johnfm

Original Poster:

13,668 posts

250 months

Friday 20th March 2015
quotequote all
Bork moment averted!

Last night hazards flashing, car wouldn't start etc.

Thought the worst- massive electrical gremlins etc.

Turns out it has an alarm/immobiliser which I had inadvertently activated by a double twist of the key in the driver's door lock.

A quick panic, ten minutes on Google and I unlocked the car via the passenger door, a quick battery disconnect and its all sorted.

Thank the God of Bork for that!!

snowley

183 posts

126 months

Friday 20th March 2015
quotequote all
Thank god for google!

C7 JFW

1,205 posts

219 months

Friday 20th March 2015
quotequote all
Full on awesome.

Fit a proper exhaust, service meticulously, crunch millions of miles in absolute style.

Markgenesis

536 posts

132 months

Friday 20th March 2015
quotequote all
Love these, seen a red one in my area a few months ago (was an 840 though) still an amazing shape on the road.

Best of luck with it.

marcgti6

1,340 posts

213 months

Friday 20th March 2015
quotequote all
Loved these since I was a kid, cracking car smile

C Lee Farquar

4,067 posts

216 months

Saturday 21st March 2015
quotequote all
Congratulations!

We've been running a V12 7 series for 18 months and when you speak to anyone with experience, consensus is that they are at least as reliable as the V8s or 6s. But there is no risk of you being top trumped.

We've spent a few quid, mainly refreshing consumables, but far less than the depreciation would have been on a newer eurobox.


Escort3500

11,896 posts

145 months

Saturday 21st March 2015
quotequote all
Just want to echo what others have said - what a great cruiser this is. Along with the 635csi, the best looking Beemer ever.

What a shame their current offerings lack the individuality this has. Good luck with it and please keep the updates coming.

Usget

5,426 posts

211 months

Saturday 21st March 2015
quotequote all
driver67 said:
Some excellent reading for you here OP :-

850 CSi - first steps

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Great find !


Edited by driver67 on Wednesday 18th March 21:34
Thanks for that, you bd, I had things I was meant to be achieving this morning...

g3org3y

20,627 posts

191 months

Saturday 21st March 2015
quotequote all
Congrats OP. Looking forward to updates. cool

Mr Tidy

22,313 posts

127 months

Saturday 21st March 2015
quotequote all
Lovely car OP!
Keep using it and giving us updates so we can have the experience vicariously - my man maths skills are only half yours as I currently have a straight 6!

johnfm

Original Poster:

13,668 posts

250 months

Sunday 22nd March 2015
quotequote all
So, now had some time to assess full list of things that need sorting:

Looks like I have an issue with the electronics that run the high beam lights and the light pods - could be a £200 fix.

ABS not working - probably wheel speed sensors, but who knows! I'm guessing ££££.

No horns - probably a cheapish fix.

Bit of an issue with the rear washer tank - the 850 has a water tank in the boot that then pumps water up to the washer tank under the bonnet - not working.

Passenger mirror not adjusting at all. Might be switch - but driver side works fine, so I will guess motor in mirror has seized.

Bit of a noisy front caliper - sure I can sort that cheaply.

Boot needs new telescopic dampers for the boot to stay open - £18 each or so.

Other than that - nothing too much to panic about.


sinbaddio

2,371 posts

176 months

Sunday 22nd March 2015
quotequote all
Love this car. Great purchase OP. Remember seeing one for the first time as I wandered through Hampstead hungover on a Sunday morning. Driven by a very famous pop star who seems to favour range rovers these days. One half of Wham. Looking forward to seeing the updates.

EggsBenedict

1,770 posts

174 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
quotequote all
johnfm said:
Spent Friday afternoon in a pub in Cambridge, waiting for my son.

While there, saw this on eBay, did a deal, collected it on Saturday - drove it 200 miles home.

It survived.

V12 goodness.

Wish me luck...
At my gaff, it's not the car that required the cojones, it would be the story above!

Cracking motor car OP. Good work.


johnfm

Original Poster:

13,668 posts

250 months

Thursday 26th March 2015
quotequote all
New tyres on today. Lovely to have fresh rubber.

New brake fluid too. A bit of a clean up of calipers etc and a check of the bushes and so on. All good.

So, off to the 850 guru next week to sort the few electrical niggles with high beam and ABS.

So far, very happy. I expect a manual would be more fun - and it needs more bark from the exhaust, but overall very very happy.

Looking forward to treating it to a proper bit of TLC on the paintwork. This will be an ace summer car.

McSam

6,753 posts

175 months

Friday 27th March 2015
quotequote all
johnfm said:
Plug #12
smokin

I'm not sure what's cooler, the photos or the realisation that even simple service jobs remind you just how much engine is under there.. Superb.

I see a manual 840i with a subtly louder exhaust on campus and around town pretty regularly. He is happy to give it some loud pedal when I give him the thumbs up from my E46.. probably knowing damn well that it costs me an hour drooling at classifieds every time!

irish boy

3,535 posts

236 months

Friday 27th March 2015
quotequote all
Superb thing.

Friend of mine runs an 840ci and I had the pleasure of taking it for a spin this week, really enjoyed everything about it from the seating position to the way it wafted effortlessly up the road. He's done a few exhaust mods too and it sounded like an American muscle car in the underground car park.

Thread bookmarked, looking forward to see how you get on with it.

johnfm

Original Poster:

13,668 posts

250 months

Saturday 28th March 2015
quotequote all
Oil and filter change today and fitted a pair of horns - not sure how previous owner got it through the MOT without them.

Quite a satisfying day. Earned a pint.