Poisson's Motoring Mishaps

Poisson's Motoring Mishaps

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Poisson96

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2,098 posts

131 months

Sunday 27th September 2015
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Birdster said:
This put a smile on my face. Lovely looking car and has so much charm. smile

Love it.
Cheers, it makes me smile as well (and swear vigorously hehe )

Poisson96

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2,098 posts

131 months

Sunday 27th September 2015
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Vipers said:
Used to drive a Morris Traveller in the mob, wearing steaming boots as well, no easy task when used to driving a Bedford RL 3 tonner.




smile
I'm not trying to drive mine in boots, my feet barley fit as it is hehe

Vipers

32,866 posts

228 months

Sunday 27th September 2015
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Poisson96 said:
Vipers said:
Used to drive a Morris Traveller in the mob, wearing steaming boots as well, no easy task when used to driving a Bedford RL 3 tonner.




smile
I'm not trying to drive mine in boots, my feet barley fit as it is hehe
Lovely old cars, saw a 1963 Riley today, looking good. At least you can get to the engine on the Morris, can't even see the spark plugs on my Volvo.

Your car is same year as my BSA 650 cc Clubman's Lightning, now worth about 15k, sadly I sold it in 71 for £120, sob sob sob.




smile

Poisson96

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2,098 posts

131 months

Monday 28th September 2015
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Vipers said:
Poisson96 said:
Vipers said:
Used to drive a Morris Traveller in the mob, wearing steaming boots as well, no easy task when used to driving a Bedford RL 3 tonner.




smile
I'm not trying to drive mine in boots, my feet barley fit as it is hehe
Lovely old cars, saw a 1963 Riley today, looking good. At least you can get to the engine on the Morris, can't even see the spark plugs on my Volvo.

Your car is same year as my BSA 650 cc Clubman's Lightning, now worth about 15k, sadly I sold it in 71 for £120, sob sob sob.




smile
I know what you mean, had my dads car pulled up near Monty the other day and the difference was something to behold with both having bonnets up at the time. The moggy is miles easier to do nearly anything on compared to the Punto...

ya_bollox

212 posts

122 months

Monday 28th September 2015
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Poisson96 said:
I know what you mean, had my dads car pulled up near Monty the other day and the difference was something to behold with both having bonnets up at the time. The moggy is miles easier to do nearly anything on compared to the Punto...
I think most the bolts on moggys are the same size? its a-few years since I worked on one, was fascinated by how simple yet durable they are not a lot of cars last 50years even with maintenance, there like a time-capsule in motoring, and everyone knew someone with a moggy

Poisson96

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2,098 posts

131 months

Monday 28th September 2015
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ya_bks said:
Poisson96 said:
I know what you mean, had my dads car pulled up near Monty the other day and the difference was something to behold with both having bonnets up at the time. The moggy is miles easier to do nearly anything on compared to the Punto...
I think most the bolts on moggys are the same size? its a-few years since I worked on one, was fascinated by how simple yet durable they are not a lot of cars last 50years even with maintenance, there like a time-capsule in motoring, and everyone knew someone with a moggy
I have a bag of Whitworth, metric and imperial. Any can be anywhere at any time hehe After 50 years of bodging by many owners it can be a guessing game.

You are correct though, they are pretty damn tough. It was happy being thrashed up and down motorways with head gasket failure and no working water pump. The only help it had was the heater vent open all the time.

Poisson96

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131 months

Monday 5th October 2015
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Apparently engine the third is being a pain, I hope it can be fixed or engine IV will have to be found...Bugger.

1st Engine: Bottom end and head failure
Engine Number 2: Cracked block
Engine The Third: Being a pain
Engine IV: Hopefully not needed, if so it needs sourcing from elsewhere.

Remind me why I have a classic again hehe

Poisson96

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2,098 posts

131 months

Saturday 10th October 2015
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Third is the word, not third is a turd as engine the third is fitted and working. Commuting tomorrow became a lot better...

Poisson96

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131 months

Sunday 11th October 2015
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Car got me to work today, required some faff but the choke is miles out as half out is full and fully out is too much. Brakes are miles better though as they actually stop the car with confidence as opposed to before. All in all, working engine and brakes gets a thumbs up from me

Vipers

32,866 posts

228 months

Sunday 11th October 2015
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London the other day, 59 years old and apart from a flat tyre, looks like it's going strong.





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Edited by Vipers on Sunday 11th October 20:50

Poisson96

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131 months

Sunday 18th October 2015
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Out to Crich today, pleasantly surprised by the extra grunt 4 co-ordinated cylinders make compared to when they don't co-operate.






Poisson96

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Sunday 18th October 2015
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Vipers said:
London the other day, 59 years old and apart from a flat tyre, looks like it's going strong.





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Edited by Vipers on Sunday 11th October 20:50
Looks a tad crunchy in places, but patina is nice

TWW

80 posts

119 months

Monday 19th October 2015
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Hello OP!

Congratulations on a wonderful choice. I had a traveler as my first car (from same year)in 2011. There is nothing better to teach you how to drive and even now with modern brakes, TC, ESP and ..., I am extra cautious.

However, that choke is a faff isn't it? Good luck with yours!

Poisson96

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Monday 19th October 2015
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TWW said:
Hello OP!

Congratulations on a wonderful choice. I had a traveler as my first car (from same year)in 2011. There is nothing better to teach you how to drive and even now with modern brakes, TC, ESP and ..., I am extra cautious.

However, that choke is a faff isn't it? Good luck with yours!
I basically just have to be very sparing on choke. Gave me a fright at Crich when it wouldn't start to move it on to the street, need some as the fuel had vaporised. Also got more fun on wet roundabouts and finding out how much welly you can give before it will start misbehaving tongue out

Poisson96

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131 months

Friday 30th October 2015
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Went on a solo run out today to find some photo spots....

Peak Rail







Food stop in Bakewell also occurred (failed to dump it outside the town hall BV72)

Came back to the garage and attempted to reverse in for the first time. It happened, but I accrued scratches along the way



Some T-Cut later....


Twin2

268 posts

122 months

Friday 30th October 2015
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I love this!

One of my flatmates last summer had a traveller as his first car and we came out one morning to find another one parked up next to it, in a locked, private car park. How that happened I do not know.

It was dark green with perfect wood and a racing engine because the head gasket died.

The only problem was inside. For safety's sake he's put in bucket seat from a 90's Ford and seatbelt.

The funniest thing that happened was him taking four people to work, including a rather overweight girl (think cube). SO he said "Look, my Dad reckons it's too unsafe to have someone sit in the back with no seatbelt, can you get someone else to take you?". Probably the smoothest way of saying "so you're killing these poor leaf springs and my exhaust is dragging along the ground..."

Poisson96

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2,098 posts

131 months

Saturday 31st October 2015
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This has a standard 4 pot, but the seats are normal, slidey goodness. Caning it through 13 bends yesterday I lost a Range Rover which was in my tail, with some seat slidery...

battered

4,088 posts

147 months

Saturday 31st October 2015
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You left behind a RR? I've driven a MM1000, fairly quickly, down a twisty country road, and while it was great fun a match for a modern Range Rover it certainly is not. So either you are Walter Rohrl or (more likely) the RR driver was just mooching along listening to Radio 2 when you gave it the beans.

Cue another thread, soon:
"Well, I was out in the Rangey the other day, just strolling along, came upon this old Moggy Minor, as I approached it the driver decided to try and get away, he was giving it loads! The thing was all over the road, hopping about when it clipped a cat's eye, even though he was still only doing about 50. It was hilarious! Anyway after I'd seen him slithering about I dropped back a bit, didn't want to be responsible for him binning it, and if he did then I wanted room to stop and pick him out of the scenery. Looked like he was having fun though."

Poisson96

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2,098 posts

131 months

Saturday 31st October 2015
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He probably couldn't give monkeys and clearly wasn't trying but he also couldn't work out decent distance to follow at. I made the comment in a light hearted manner if that didn't come through (I am never serious, I'd probably be joking whilst playing rugby with a Fabergé egg tbh). I'm no rally driver. I failed to park so ain't much cop as a normal driver either. Shall I hand my licence in wink

Poisson96

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131 months

Sunday 1st November 2015
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Went out on another photo op today, didn't dog fight with any Range Rovers though wink

Outside Backer in Rotherham



Dumped outside Open All Hours (was Closed)





In Attercliffe