Cat, or Dog? Cheapo 1992 Jaguar XJS 4.0

Cat, or Dog? Cheapo 1992 Jaguar XJS 4.0

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CharlesdeGaulle

26,266 posts

180 months

Sunday 21st February 2016
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We demand photos of the newly-tarted beast.

johnxjsc1985

15,948 posts

164 months

Sunday 21st February 2016
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Something happens to you when you buy an XJS. I first drove an old rust ridden 3.6 which actually had about 3 cylinders working but I was smitten. I then made it my mission to drive them all and had the 3.6,4.0,5.3 and the 6.0l . In a moment of madness I sold the 6.0l and bought an early XKR what a mistake

carinaman

21,292 posts

172 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
We demand photos of the newly-tarted beast.
It would be in keeping with other Breadvan72 confessionals like the Beta Coupe.

anonymous-user

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54 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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Well, it's back, and it's goppingly hideous! The bonnet was replaced with one almost but not quite the same green as the old one. The boot is now gold! The offside front wing is blue. Hey, the coachline matches. The offside rear arch is not yet replaced, but will be in due course. The bonnet cable has snapped, so the bonnet is ajar.

Photos later. Here it is at a station car park ready to ps off two proud XK8 owners when they get back from work. Bad lighting conceals the fact that the XJS looks like st. Still drives great, though!





anonymous-user

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54 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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BTW, the Beta Coupe was this one - it looked MUCH worse than this in real life.

I sold it for 500 quid to a dude on another forum, who tried to give me grief because it was mega rusty, but given that the for sale ad had said words to the effect that the car was mega rusty and that buying it would require welding skillz and big cojones, I politely encouraged him to desist, and he did. What then befell the heap I know not.



anonymous-user

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54 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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Check this out! RATLUK YO.












anonymous-user

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54 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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Paintshop appointment imminent.

williamp

19,258 posts

273 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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You said you wanted a restoration to be 100% original....

...they heard "so that means shut lines and paint of a true BL "friday afernoon" car... biggrin

Janluke

2,585 posts

158 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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If they ever remake Withnail & I with an XJS you could be quids in :-)

anonymous-user

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54 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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gforceg

3,524 posts

179 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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Scrubbers!!

anonymous-user

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54 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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williamp said:
You said you wanted a restoration to be 100% original....

...they heard "so that means shut lines and paint of a true BL "friday afernoon" car... biggrin
1992, so Ford, not BL.

anonymous-user

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54 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2016
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Joking apart, the people to whom I entrusted the car made a right mess of the work that they did do and failed to do several things that they had agreed to do. Anyone who wants to know which place to avoid for old Jag work, PM me for details.

v8250

2,724 posts

211 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2016
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Breadvan72 said:
Joking apart, the people to whom I entrusted the car made a right mess of the work that they did do and failed to do several things that they had agreed to do. Anyone who wants to know which place to avoid for old Jag work, PM me for details.
BV, I have a friend who's a 30+ year Jaguar specialist. PM me if you'd like contact details. He's not too far from you/me and is correctly priced.

anonymous-user

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54 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2016
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Thanks, but I have just recalled that PMs do not work (PH seems to be ignoring this problem). My email is patricknorth1 at yahoo dot co dot uk .

Fresh Prince

527 posts

172 months

Friday 25th March 2016
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So where have you got to with this one BV?

anonymous-user

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54 months

Friday 25th March 2016
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It is under a cover and awaiting a re spray. The boot is jammed closed, which isn't fun.

MarshPhantom

9,658 posts

137 months

Friday 25th March 2016
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I had a bit of paint and a wheel refurb done at Village Coachworks in Swanley, did a nice job for not much money.

anonymous-user

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54 months

Monday 27th March 2017
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A year has rolled past, and the Jaguar has sat on its arse under a tarp, going nowhere. This was because reasons, but now I am thinking of waking the thing up again. The jammed boot has been fixed, so I can at least get in to charge the battery. I need to find a suitable place to take on a bit of welding and do a paint job, and then sort out a few bits and bobs under the bonnet.

anonymous-user

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54 months

Tuesday 28th March 2017
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This is making me feel slightly better about the cosmetic state of mine. It has a somewhat rusty nearside wing, a not quite as bad offside wing, and plenty of peeling lacquer. Doesn't look as bad as your XJS Harlequin though!