Cat, or Dog? Cheapo 1992 Jaguar XJS 4.0

Cat, or Dog? Cheapo 1992 Jaguar XJS 4.0

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carinaman

21,292 posts

172 months

Wednesday 29th July 2015
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I'll assume rotten boot floor?

Fat Albert

1,392 posts

181 months

Wednesday 29th July 2015
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I must have a good drool over this next time we meet up, be good to compare with its successor wot I did own.

I did like the fact that being a british car my XK8 was a working model of Barry Scrapyard Circa 1972 underneath by the time it was 13 years old, and that every time it rained my ABS and Traction Control went all Red Robbo and staged a walk-out.

I took my biggest brave pill of recent years when I had to replace the cheap Plastic Ford nastiness in the coooling system with proper metal stuff. guided by the excellent step-by-step guides in www.Jagrepair.com, they said 3-4 hours and it took me 3.5hours to do and it never overheated again



However I did love it and it made you feel all warm and fuzzy and well-maintained ladies of a certain age would do silly thing on motorways in their Mercs to attract your attention

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TTwiggy

11,538 posts

204 months

Thursday 30th July 2015
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I don't know if it's the country air (or having a barn), but since moving from London to Suffolk I've bought a P38 Rangey and a Caterham. What could possibly go wrong?


anonymous-user

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54 months

Thursday 30th July 2015
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Top bombing! Buy more!

As for the rotten floors, they seem to be unrotten, but the front valance is lamentable, the arches dire, and one of the front wings looks suspect. Roof, scuttle, and flying buttresses seem OK, but who knows?

One knob missing from the panel (knob in driver's seat still present). Ventilation a bit iffy, but windows go down and up. Modern ish stereo a bit over complicated. Everything else seems to be working, so far....

anonymous-user

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54 months

Thursday 30th July 2015
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Fat Albert said:
However I did love it and it made you feel all warm and fuzzy and well-maintained ladies of a certain age would do silly thing on motorways in their Mercs to attract your attention
Now that's what I'm taking 'bout. Share more.

Hooli

32,278 posts

200 months

Thursday 30th July 2015
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Looks great BV. I need a XJS in my life at some point too.

anonymous-user

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54 months

Thursday 30th July 2015
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As someone else noted above, "looks" is the word. Don't get too close, however, as you might be disappointed!

CharlesdeGaulle

26,265 posts

180 months

Thursday 30th July 2015
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I love these, and very much looking forward to the updates.

Mr Tidy

22,320 posts

127 months

Thursday 30th July 2015
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Another addition to the fleet!

Strangely I never liked them back in the day as I think I saw it as an E-type replacement but it was never intended that way - the XJS was a different sort of car altogether. And they seem to be aging really well.

I've never had a Jaag, but now I seem to have an urge to look for a manual 6 cylinder one - classifieds here we come!

Hope you get it to your liking soon, and looking forward to the updates.

LewG

1,358 posts

146 months

Thursday 30th July 2015
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Hooli said:
Looks great BV. I need a XJS in my life at some point too.
Hooli stop talking about it and buy now! I suspect they're going to go up big time. Probably the wrong time to have sold mine I admit!

williamp

19,256 posts

273 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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Strong bonnets, too..




By they way, did you know if you collect the whole BL fleet you get a certificate presented a actual BL motor show girl like the one above!!

(Her grandchildren might want a ride, however!!)

Hooli

32,278 posts

200 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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LewG said:
Hooli said:
Looks great BV. I need a XJS in my life at some point too.
Hooli stop talking about it and buy now! I suspect they're going to go up big time. Probably the wrong time to have sold mine I admit!
I wish. I can't even afford a banger till we finish restoring our cottage.

anonymous-user

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54 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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Sell cottage. Buy banger. Live in banger. Endure ruin, divorce, mental illness, lasting social obloquy. What's not to like?

anonymous-user

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54 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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williamp said:
Strong bonnets, too..




By they way, did you know if you collect the whole BL fleet you get a certificate presented a actual BL motor show girl like the one above!!

(Her grandchildren might want a ride, however!!)
No wonder mine has a dent on the bonnet (it really does).

Knowing my luck, my BL girl would be Nora from accounts at Lode Lane. My dad (BL industrial engineering, various divisions, 1970s and 80s) still talks of her in hushed tones.


fizmo100

173 posts

198 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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Well played, they are lovely things. Use it often - that's the best way to keep them running sweetly. I say this as someone who has had a V12 one tucked up in storage for the past year, and is getting a twitchy sphincter about what it will run like when I finally get the space to bring it back home. They need plenty of excercise, or they get bad habits.

anonymous-user

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54 months

Saturday 1st August 2015
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In my experience all old cars go Harry st if you leave them sitting for a while, and they all benefit from being used.

Mrs BV really likes the Jag, which she describes as a slinky beast, so it's sort of her car really.

Now for some Horror House of Hammer. Reality much worse than these photos suggest:












anonymous-user

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54 months

Sunday 2nd August 2015
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Different generations of Jaaaaaaaag Gran Turismos in Brooklands Green:-






anonymous-user

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54 months

Sunday 2nd August 2015
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Dawn patrol below the western escarpment of the Chilterns. The photos fail to show the beautiful mist that lay along the ridge line.









Dr Mike Oxgreen

4,119 posts

165 months

Sunday 2nd August 2015
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williamp said:
I prefer TVR's approach to glamour:


anonymous-user

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54 months

Sunday 2nd August 2015
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Talking of filth, this has got to be dirtier than a Dagenham shop girl on pay day: