Lot 77 - 06 Fiat Panda 1.1 (another pile of crap? stop it!)

Lot 77 - 06 Fiat Panda 1.1 (another pile of crap? stop it!)

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Tinkshusband

280 posts

104 months

Toaster Pilot

Original Poster:

14,620 posts

159 months

Thursday 18th February 2016
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Tinkshusband said:
hehe

Saw an engine from a 100HP earlier too but that was about £900!

hidetheelephants

24,448 posts

194 months

Thursday 18th February 2016
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poing said:
That interior is scary! Has it mostly lived under the sea or to transport dead farm animals? I'd be hitting that with lots of chemicals, lots of steam and maybe fire.

You could make money on this for charity, challenge people to a sponsored sit in the car. Similar to sponsored silence but with the added bonus of inventing a new disease that medical science hasn't yet discovered.
I used to get lifts to the pub off a farmer; a few times he rolled up in a pug 106 that variously had the backseat occupied by bags of feed supplement, a dead sheep, and as the pièce de résistance a mud-covered quad wheel and tyre. The rest of the interior was Jackson Pollocked by muddy sheepdog tails. This Panda is clean by comparison.

Awesomeful shed thread is awesome.

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

127 months

Thursday 18th February 2016
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hidetheelephants said:
I used to get lifts to the pub off a farmer; a few times he rolled up in a pug 106 that variously had the backseat occupied by bags of feed supplement, a dead sheep, and as the pièce de résistance a mud-covered quad wheel and tyre. The rest of the interior was Jackson Pollocked by muddy sheepdog tails. This Panda is clean by comparison.
We watched a farmer loading a three-door Corsa B with half a dozen sheep (per trip) a little while back. I dread to think what the inside of that was like.

(Two in the boot, two on the back seat, one in the front footwell, one on the passenger seat, if you're intrigued)

Justin S

3,642 posts

262 months

Thursday 18th February 2016
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Toaster Pilot said:
I may have found a 1.1 bare engine.....

Donations welcome hehe
I'll start the donation with a furry mint from behind the sofa cushion............

LankyLegoHead

749 posts

133 months

Thursday 18th February 2016
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Saw an Octavia in a scrap yard that reminded me of this. Had the L&K Full leather interior. The sunroof had a thick messy bead of silicone sealant on it, the interior literally had moss growing out of the seats. The car hadn't been in the scrapyard long and all the windows/doors were shut! The rear had the seats flat and it was COVERED in straw and *ahem* mess. My only guess is they were using it on a farm to transport livestock!

Please put that Abarth engine in it. It'll be hilarious.

Toaster Pilot

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14,620 posts

159 months

Thursday 18th February 2016
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If those Abarth engines fall in price or I come into some more money I can piss away on stupid car stuff I'll seriously consider it!

For now, it's possibly getting another 1.1 smile

eltax91

9,892 posts

207 months

Thursday 18th February 2016
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Someone get a just giving page up and running for toastie and i'll put my donation in for sure. Just to see this puppy run again.

Toastie, if this happens, there has to be full video documentary on the removal/ refitting process (skin knuckles and swearing mandatory), and that first engine start!

Toaster Pilot

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14,620 posts

159 months

Thursday 18th February 2016
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I don't think any online video sharing platforms permit the level of swearing that will be involved hehe

qwertina

113 posts

199 months

Thursday 18th February 2016
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1.2 should be a fairly easy swap, it certainly is in the Cinquecento's.

Poisson96

2,098 posts

132 months

Thursday 18th February 2016
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Toaster Pilot said:
I don't think any online video sharing platforms permit the level of swearing that will be involved hehe
It'd be fine on YouTube....with an age barrier hehe

jamiebae

6,245 posts

212 months

Friday 19th February 2016
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jamiebae said:
Break it for parts and weigh the rest in. It won't be worth the hassle to get it running again and chase the faults.

Alternatively, there are enough morons on eBay that I reckon you'd see your money back on there.
From page 3....

Strip the useful bits off it (steering column, lights, mirrors, wheels, calipers, any straight panels) eBay them, and scrap the rest. If you start with changing the engine you're never ever going to see your money back on an interstellar mileage base model Panda.

eltax91

9,892 posts

207 months

Friday 19th February 2016
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jamiebae said:
jamiebae said:
Break it for parts and weigh the rest in. It won't be worth the hassle to get it running again and chase the faults.

Alternatively, there are enough morons on eBay that I reckon you'd see your money back on there.
From page 3....

Strip the useful bits off it (steering column, lights, mirrors, wheels, calipers, any straight panels) eBay them, and scrap the rest. If you start with changing the engine you're never ever going to see your money back on an interstellar mileage base model Panda.
Did you read the thread? He wants a disposable run-around as a shared family hack. he's not trying to make money. He never does! hehe

jamiebae

6,245 posts

212 months

Friday 19th February 2016
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eltax91 said:
jamiebae said:
jamiebae said:
Break it for parts and weigh the rest in. It won't be worth the hassle to get it running again and chase the faults.

Alternatively, there are enough morons on eBay that I reckon you'd see your money back on there.
From page 3....

Strip the useful bits off it (steering column, lights, mirrors, wheels, calipers, any straight panels) eBay them, and scrap the rest. If you start with changing the engine you're never ever going to see your money back on an interstellar mileage base model Panda.
Did you read the thread? He wants a disposable run-around as a shared family hack. he's not trying to make money. He never does! hehe
I know, but it'd be cheaper to part this one out and buy one which isn't borked than fix it. Also, the 1.1 is pretty miserable, the 1.2 is miles better and can still be had for pennies, but without the dead motor.

eltax91

9,892 posts

207 months

Friday 19th February 2016
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jamiebae said:
eltax91 said:
jamiebae said:
jamiebae said:
Break it for parts and weigh the rest in. It won't be worth the hassle to get it running again and chase the faults.

Alternatively, there are enough morons on eBay that I reckon you'd see your money back on there.
From page 3....

Strip the useful bits off it (steering column, lights, mirrors, wheels, calipers, any straight panels) eBay them, and scrap the rest. If you start with changing the engine you're never ever going to see your money back on an interstellar mileage base model Panda.
Did you read the thread? He wants a disposable run-around as a shared family hack. he's not trying to make money. He never does! hehe
I know, but it'd be cheaper to part this one out and buy one which isn't borked than fix it. Also, the 1.1 is pretty miserable, the 1.2 is miles better and can still be had for pennies, but without the dead motor.
Yeh but it's Toaster Pilot, he couldn't make cash out of a free Audi, he's a no hoper. hehe

Toaster Pilot

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14,620 posts

159 months

Friday 19th February 2016
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eltax91 said:
Yeh but it's Toaster Pilot, he couldn't make cash out of a free Audi, he's a no hoper. hehe
hehe

Really not breaking it regardless of that being the least stupid option!

LankyLegoHead

749 posts

133 months

Friday 19th February 2016
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This makes me wish I kept the TRASHES 330D I bought off a co-worker last year. I stripped it for parts and made money on it, but it was an absolute pain in the arse in the process! Sure its turbo was pretty much fked and it felt unsafe to drive but I still think it was worth a good laugh.

This guy had been living out of it (literally) for 10 or so years, and smoked... not just normal fags either. Made your Panda look Concourse.

Wheres the fun in scrapping it anyway?

Toaster Pilot

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14,620 posts

159 months

Friday 19th February 2016
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The patient lies in waiting for an organ to become available



Hopefully picking up an engine on Sunday.

MrBabish

68 posts

103 months

Friday 19th February 2016
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Toaster Pilot said:
Hopefully picking up an engine on Sunday.
Good man.

Toaster Pilot

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14,620 posts

159 months

Sunday 21st February 2016
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Engine collection has been delayed a bit but the tear down starts this week regardless.

Going to try to tidy up the engine bay in the process too - rewrapping wiring harnesses etc