Knackered old Porsche with loads of miles - 996 content

Knackered old Porsche with loads of miles - 996 content

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Pistom

4,972 posts

159 months

Monday 13th June 2016
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Just as I was reading PH less and less, this comes along.

Thanks OP. Nice to see some on here do have a life.

Nobody has asked the OP for custard or frozen sausages nor any threats to bum his dog.

BenWRXSEi

2,346 posts

134 months

Monday 13th June 2016
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John D. said:
poppopbangbang said:
It changes the mode of the "parking sensors", turns off power to the rear lighting circuit and puts the display screen into a differnet display mode. Not quite James bond but useful if required.
It just gets better!

I want counter measures biggrin
We definitely need further elaboration on this yes

Carlos24

534 posts

173 months

Monday 13th June 2016
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Absolutely outstanding work, loving all the late night fast running counter measures as well haha... Epic.

BrotherMouzone

3,169 posts

174 months

Monday 13th June 2016
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Don't neglect your 911uk thread please wink

Enricogto

646 posts

145 months

Monday 13th June 2016
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tenfour said:
5potTurbo said:
bobski1 said:
That is seriously awesome & cool!!

Really am curious to know what it is used for...
OP already answered.
Motorsport stuff, not International Man of Mystery.
Well, of course that's what he said... wink
PPBB really does work in motorsport. His threads on the off season restoration of old F1 cars are epic!
Very nice write up and cool as usual PPBB!

tenfour

26,140 posts

214 months

Monday 13th June 2016
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Enricogto said:
PPBB really does work in motorsport. His threads on the off season restoration of old F1 cars are epic!
Very nice write up and cool as usual PPBB!
Link?

I wasn't being serious about the international man of mystery thing, btw.

poppopbangbang

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1,841 posts

141 months

Monday 13th June 2016
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BrotherMouzone said:
Don't neglect your 911uk thread please wink
There's not a lot to update you all on since the last big one to be honest. All it's done is worked hard and carried on clocking up the miles. With it being the busy time of year it's earning the money that gets spent on it's upgrades right now wink

Not sure how much of 911uk I can clutter up with "driven it somewhere again" type threads biggrin

Megaflow

9,420 posts

225 months

Monday 13th June 2016
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Can we have a link to the 911uk thread please.

Max5476

985 posts

114 months

Monday 13th June 2016
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Megaflow said:
Can we have a link to the 911uk thread please.
Yes please, having read this I would love to read more.

poppopbangbang

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1,841 posts

141 months

Monday 13th June 2016
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Megaflow said:
Can we have a link to the 911uk thread please.
There's not a thread as such, no build thread or similar I'm afraid, just a variety of posts about bits getting done/upgraded. I should go back through my photos really and try to piece a build thread together.... but it would be LONG!

Diesel Meister

2,044 posts

201 months

Monday 13th June 2016
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poppopbangbang said:
Megaflow said:
Can we have a link to the 911uk thread please.
There's not a thread as such, no build thread or similar I'm afraid, just a variety of posts about bits getting done/upgraded. I should go back through my photos really and try to piece a build thread together.... but it would be LONG!
If you're willing to pop some extra detail / photos / trip info (time and discretion permitting!) that would be very well received thumbup

Hereward

4,185 posts

230 months

Monday 13th June 2016
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You are Batman AICMFP.

Any run-ins/outruns with the law that you can discuss at all? I have an image in my head of French gendarmes scratching their heads over their jammed detectors as you whizz by at 2am.

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

179 months

Monday 13th June 2016
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I love this car and I want your job, whatever it is

S3_Graham

12,830 posts

199 months

Monday 13th June 2016
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Do you need any more drivers at your place of work? I'd happily do that. Loved driving all over Europe last summer and know the concept of urgent through my experience with AOG aircraft parts. Car is beyond cool.

poppopbangbang

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1,841 posts

141 months

Monday 13th June 2016
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Some more random pictures I have dug out, no particular order just gives a little more insight into the cars life:


1170 miles, that's not dirt up the rear near the lights.... that's brake dust. Hence going to larger rears.



Because what problems could sticking a few laps in cause when you're already at a circuit.....



Lighting upgrade, now runs ex LMP1 LEDs.


GPS, 3G, Wifi, UHF antenna that lives inside the engine cover.


3AM, near 2K miles completed.


Inside the sump at 270K miles odd.


Front brake test fit. They fit fine despite everyone saying it was impossible to fit what are essentially Cayenne Turbo calipers to a 996.



Fresh wheels, they came off to be stripped and crack tested as at 250K miles I wasn't 100% sure they were still good to go. They were and were tarted up to go back on.



Birthday, currently three weeks off being 17 years old.



Old spec flat floor. From an aero POV it worked, it just wasn't very good for sliding on....



A lot of the fasteners on the car are Ti, mainly because it makes it a lot more serviceable as they never corrode.




Not sure if this is current or old spec as they masters look the same.



Lift pumps.



Front brake clearance under what are standard Porsche 18" wheels isn't exactly massive....



A better view of the SLM.



No travel sweets in this centre console!



Practical car, it's basically a van.



Nice patina on the badge wink

Diesel Meister

2,044 posts

201 months

Monday 13th June 2016
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clap

Love it.

poppopbangbang

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1,841 posts

141 months

Monday 13th June 2016
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The Peli cases that hold spares, tools, emergency food/water etc. etc. and fit into the spaces where the rear seat squabs used to be. Also a 1L oil shot, these usually live in the nose on clip ins but I seem to have had a spare in the back on this occasion too.

djsmith74

372 posts

150 months

Monday 13th June 2016
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Enricogto said:
tenfour said:
5potTurbo said:
bobski1 said:
That is seriously awesome & cool!!

Really am curious to know what it is used for...
OP already answered.
Motorsport stuff, not International Man of Mystery.
Well, of course that's what he said... wink
PPBB really does work in motorsport. His threads on the off season restoration of old F1 cars are epic!
Very nice write up and cool as usual PPBB!
Apologies for going off thread, but do you have a link to these F1 car restoration threads? Thanks

EJH

934 posts

209 months

Monday 13th June 2016
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poppopbangbang said:


Lighting upgrade, now runs ex LMP1 LEDs.
How are the LEDs? Do they scatter like some HIDs can or are they better? Suspect someone who does serious miles (and things properlt) is in a place to know!

Great thread and thank you for sharing!

treetops

1,177 posts

158 months

Monday 13th June 2016
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So a Motorsport courier...if it wasn't time critical you'd be in a van.

It's not really glamorous is it? I bet you do it just because it's fun.