Advice sought regarding the 120 month sect

[cahami]

As per title really I am fast approaching (well 6 months to go) my entry into the sect and I'm a bit concerned
Should I be drinking more expensive wines? Double malts ? What attire will I need. I've heard that once I'm in I will never look back and all the answers will become clear, but I must say that I am apprehensive about it. Is the dress code as bad as I've heard, do the monthly meetings really smell that bad? Should I get out while I still can so many people seem to have left ph is this the reason?

[MrBarry123]

I'll let you know in just under 8 years' time.

[RemaL]

the first rule of the 120 month club is don't ask

[anonymous-user]

You are going to need to start posting in the watch forum and keep banging on about the weekend car you are just about to pull the trigger on (obviously you will pay cash as finance is for peasants).

[dmitsi]

No idea what you're talking about!

[David87]

It's not all that good, mate.

[Don]

The reason that nothing special happens when you clock up 120 months is because we moved the goalposts: it's 192 months now.

And unless you were there you won't be in the Day 1 Club either.

[X5TUU]

dmitsi said:

No idea what you're talking about!

Snap ... Clueless

[zedx19]

X5TUU said:

Snap ... Clueless

Same, my guess, he's clinically insane and being sectioned for 120 months?

[AH33]

I don't think they like "sect". I heard it's a "new religious movement".

[Spare tyre]

zedx19 said:

X5TUU said:

Snap ... Clueless

Same, my guess, he's clinically insane and being sectioned for 120 months?

How long he's been a member here

At ten years you get some free tickle tokens

[lukefreeman]

Ensure you're a powerfully built director before you hit the 120.

[tuffer]

175 is the new 120.

[_dobbo_]

There's a sect? I wasn't invited...

[Tycho]

tuffer said:

175 is the new 120.

Yay!

[Rude-boy]

Joey Deacon said:

You are going to need to start posting in the watch forum and keep banging on about the weekend car you are just about to pull the trigger on (obviously you will pay cash as finance is for peasants).

Don't forget to mention which of your 'exquisite timepieces' is getting the most 'wrist time'.

You will also need to submit Form PPP120 to Haymarket to ensure that you get you enhanced rate and loyalty discount of 10% off subs on their print media.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

RemaL said:

the first rule of the 120 month club is don't ask

I'm in Thesaurus club. 1st rule, you don't talk, discuss, natter, confer or gossip about thesaurus club.

[so called]

3 months to go for me.

Powerfully built MD - check (more rotund than powerful).
Own TVR or some other 2 or 4 wheel sports vehicle - (sports car definition all a matter of personal opinion).